Sadic Sadie & Summer

Contradiction in harmony

A combined love of sadistic women and smiling ladies make for an irresistible match. Add a little sunshine and you have the perfect recipe to kick of the summer of 2022. 

Sadic Sadie: sadist with a smile. (image: Sadic Sadie on Twitter.)

The fastest way to bend me to your will is with a smile. Never met her but mistress Sadic Sadie has one so bright it burns a hole in your soul. Unintended [I assume]. Sadly for me the Dutch pro-domme living in Belgium prefers to 'work' with [on?] experienced masochists, which Dutch is not.

I'm experienced in many areas: DIY, Doctor Who and does blogging count? But when it comes to pain to impress mistress I've still got much to learn. The warning signs are splattered like blood drops [she loves needles] all over her website. Mistress also has a way with words. From her landing page:

"Sadic Sadie is welcoming you in her home to humiliate you and do your harm like no other"

Yellow Summer

You say summer, Dutch says Lady Rochester [wearing a yellow latex dress]

Remember Uma Thurman in Kill Bill? Despite all the blood and gore I remember it as a sunny movie. Yes, really. Why? Because of the colour yellow that's everywhere. Not that I liked the movie but that's something else entirely.

Despite my love of women in black leather and latex - hello leather-clad goddesses of Phobos - I also enjoy more vibrant colours, especially this time of year. Of course yellow is the best but try and find a woman wearing yellow leather or latex. Luckily I saw this imagine of lady Rochester [1] in a lovely, sunny yellow latex dress. I almost missed it because of her intoxicating smile. Guess [women's] clothes are not that important. Happy summer everybody.

PS today no Ukraine-related image, lady Rochester in her dungeon speaks for itself. Unless she's an Ikea ambassador that is of course. More on that later.

Coralie Clément - L'ombre et la lumière. Because it's summer. Click to listen.

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[1] Adding the address of lady Rochester's website I noted the landing page has another image of her wearing yellow. Lovely.

Femdom Rip Of Game

Cash corrupts amateur kink. And is all around.

A woman to admire. All of her. It's not just her eyes or her smile that make mistress Sidonia so wonderful. How 'bout the road less traveled and her business acumen? Now that's what I call dominance. 

50 bucks to prove you're genuine before texting a [rich] riel dominant woman? Seriously? For a while now I've been collecting print-screens of non-pro riel lifestyle dommes demanding your cash dear random stranger before they are willing to talk to you. Or they want to hand it over because it's their birthday month. Whatever.

Yapoo's Slave Taxi 2.0

Not only lady Daria's Warsaw prison is being upgraded, over 11.000 km away (driving distance) so is Yapoo's slave taxi. Back in 2016 it was a minivan that picked up slaves, and transported them - all lock, stock and collar - to their destiny. Looking back on it, it feels a bit like the hotel California. We all know what happens when you check in there.

Yapoo is a label know for it's scat videos. Personally I feel the risks are to great so it's not for me. Doesn't make their videos any less fascinating. Not because of the scat part but because they're original, brutal, creative and clearly lots of fun for the mistresses involved. As for the slaves, I guess many slaves regret the violent clash between fantasy and reality after their head was locked under mistress' caviar chair.

Femdom Court Is In Session

Please sentence me

Valkyrie is just as impressive as the Agoji or Nzinga Mbandi. Just a little less realistic.

Most of the superhero movies and TV series at one time or another paint themselves into a corner and the only way out is through a multiverse, a rather lame solution. The multiverse is a hypothetical group of multiple universes. The different universes within the multiverse are called "parallel universes", "other universes", "alternate universes", or "many worlds". Personally I doubt it exists because otherwise I would have been born in an alternate universe where women rule over men with cruel care and we men are all the happier for it. Think I [1], I mean we [F/m], deserve that.

10 > 11

(Math speak for ten is larger than 11)

Those who care have long figured out where 11 stands for. Before we crossed paths I never gave any thought to the number 11 or any other number for that matter. Nor did I realize how appropriate that number is.

Normally 11 is larger than ten but over the years 11 has become synonym with the mistress and like I've always said the woman without the mistress anytime. The mistress without the woman: never.

Weirdest things at old folks' funerals is people gloating about how 'they made it.' Made what? Why? Is that necessarily a good thing? Were they happy? Who knows and by then it's too late to wonder.

Ten years ago today we met. Guess we didn't make it but that's OK. Remember the three things that never come back? The spoken word, the spent arrow and the missed opportunity. No such thing. Of course there's a little sadness, there always is or else you've wasted your time. But every relationship also teaches you something, at least the honest ones.

When it comes to kink it's the woman over the mistress, always and forever. I already knew but now I know for sure. So what if grandma and grandpa were married for 66 years - nobody know they were also mistress and slave - and their kink is all that kept them together.

As a man and a slave I believe that it is your duty to show your Love and mistress that kink is not the only thing in life and not everything should be viewed through the prism of femdom. Even if she wants to and you encourage her it's a little like locking her up in prison. Love, life together is more than that. For some that is hard to accept but there's no truer lesson in BDSM than that. Be greedy for life, not just kink. So yes ten is larger than 11, even if 11 herself is already larger than life.

Doesn't mean I'm not a little sad every now and then how things turned out but that's OK. Our fork in the road was long ago. There is one lesson that I've taken to heart and that is to tell those you love more often you do. After all how hard is it to say 'I love you.'

'Would you care to repeat what I just said?'

Plug 'n' Play?

[Is technology overrated?]

Don't try to outsmart mistress, not even when it comes to power tools.

Before and after? Not not that. The other thing.

Without them, so far 2022 proves to be a mediocre year at best. Remember how mistress locked away my power tools on New Years Eve after my highly scientific 'update' regarding the Leather Goddesses of Phobos [11.1]? Ever heard of a dungeon that upgrades itself without them?

"NO."

"YES my LOVE and mistress, I understand."

[Not exactly the moment to tell my love just how much I love her.]

Who Am I?

Good question

With lady Daria's 'no prisoners attitude', personal growth is on the backburner for now. Still I keep on wondering who am I [as a slave]. 

You've probably seen the movie. Love Mr. Chan but not as much as Michelle Yeoh. Mrs. Yeoh studied ballet before turning to acting. I once read she's the only one Mr. Chan allows to do her own stunts. And she is truly fabulous. Her latest movie Everything Everywhere All at Once is about her playing a multi-verse anti hero who is the only one that can save existence across time and space. And it all starts out with Mrs. Yeoh's character living her life her on earth as the worst possible version of herself. Haven't seen it yet but it's even more complicated than that. According to Michelle Yeoh the scene with the giant buttplug was the most fun.

Michelle Yeoh: ‘Jackie Chan thought women belonged in the kitchen – until I kicked his butt’ [link]

Warsaw Prison 2.0 Update

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Femdom's 44 Billion

What would you do? 

Is it Kylie or a Leather Goddess from Phobos?

While bloggers Paltego and Servitor deal blows over an ex, the real question is how could Elon Musk have supported the femdom community with the 44 billion dollar he spends on buying Twitter.

OK, I get it. Too complicated, so let me rephrase. What would you do [femdom-wise] with 44 billion? Anything goes as long as it has to do with femdom. And no, world peace, eradicating hunger, Kylie for Doctor! or saving the bumble bee are not part of it. Sorry.

More On The Beauty of Femdom

To be the benificiary of her glory... 

Beauty is art and art is beautiful. To each their own, so let's not argue. In the end what makes a man drop to his knees is the fact that he embraces life in all her wisdom. Our time here is all about yin and yang, beauty and balance, so spend your time wisely.

It may sound harsh, some even call it ungrateful, but there are those who deserve your surrender and those who don't. Experience is a harsh mistress but oh my there's no steeper learning curve than lessons learned. Don't worry, when the time comes and you look up to her in awe, gratitude, amazement, filled with love, you'll know. Almost that is. Let's be honest, you knew, long before the moment you first dropped to your knees in front of her. And yes it's a privilige, a miracle even, one that two people work hard to make it happen. Isn't gratitude glorious? 

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In other news today, the next Doctor is Who? Jody Whittaker's replacement has been long overdue. Clearly Mrs. Whittaker was a casting mistake, better at home at the [inevitable] reboot of 'Lost', whenever, wherever.

Ncuti Gatwa will take over as the BBC's eternal Time Lord in an all-new 2023 restart. The 29-year-old Scottish actor, born in Rwanda, starred as Eric Effiong in Netflix’s Sex Education. Mr. Gatwa's first appearance as Doctor Who is scheduled for next year after 13's final episode later in 2022. If love sees no colour, why did it take the Doctor so long? And no, today no snarky comments about some three letter word Eastern European femdom nonstitution. Too easy, even Dutch has his pride.

And no, still haven't seen the Doctor Who Easter special. One day.

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Ukranian entry Go-A at Eurovision 2021. This year let's all vote for Ukraine, OK? Mistress' orders.

World Naked Gardening Day

Scary stuff gardening: mistresses Jade and Deanna having way too much fun (image:Clubdom)

Every year on the first Saturday in May, gardeners are encouraged to shed their clothes and tend their gardens naked, just as nature intended.

According to the National Day Calendar website there are many benefits to gardening in the buff.

• It’s doesn’t cost anything.
• It’s a fun and freeing activity.
• It ties people to the natural world.
• Gardening is good for the environment.
• It allows humans to be honest with who they are.

Some free advice: "Are you thinking of trying naked gardening? If so, there are some things you should not do. For instance, you shouldn’t plant roses or do anything with cacti. You should avoid using power tools. Definitely stay far away from poisonous ivy, and don’t forget the sunblock!"

Guess other stingy activities are probably OK, just look at mistresses Jade and Deanna working in Clubdom's garden, whipping the slut.Some posts just write themselves.

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Promised you a sexy track last time. Unfortunately Fruit by Dwaalgast and Shari Klein is in Dutch but it's wonderful. And yes trees grow in gardens so we're also back on topic. Click to listen on Youtube.

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Will Die a Virgin

The latest in femdom fashion? 

Unlike simple stuff like soap voluntary involuntary just got complicated. 

Yes honey you'll still be a virgin when I'm done. But first let me take a selfie.

Remember incels? Neither do I. Used to be a buzz word a few years back for men who pretended to be involuntarily celibate. [1] How 'bout getting a job instead and using your first pay check to buy some soap? And mouth wash with lots of bleach preferably.

There's this movie called the 40-year old virgin. Never seen it, but the title kinda gives it away. Even if you're a shy introvert, there's no reason to. Just remember there are both shy women and men. The key is to communicate in whichever way works best for the two of you. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just remember that all women prefer soap. [100]  And body spray.

Leh Ysl (レア): Bondage That Empowers

As in sets you free. Mentally only of course 

Art by Leh Ysl (レア)

How many months has it been since mistress locked away my precious [power tools]? I honestly cannot remember despite the fact it was on my birthday which is 11-11 but I'd never think she could be this heartless and cruel. Almost as if she has a sadistic streak inside of her. Anyway, how am I going to fix up HER (that's me sucking up) dungeon? With bare hands? If only.

Warrior Woman: the Agoji of Benin [Western Africa]

Forgot to mention. It's with Lupita Nyong'o 

Lupita Nyong'o hosting the documentary Warrior Women

Dutch loves beautiful woman. Lupita Nyong'o is stunning. For some reason Dutch cannot say Mrs. Nyong'o is superb. Not sure why, some say it's not done. Doesn't alter the fact. Crazy world we live in where facts are no longer facts. Fact is, these days the OWK is a proper kingdom. Can't say that either? Huh? [2]

Lupita Nyong'o was born in Mexico City from Kenyan parents. She was raised in Kenya from the age of one. At age 16 her parents sent her to Mexico to learn Spanish. [Mrs. Nyong'o has dual citizenship.] After receiving her bachelor Mrs. Nyong'o enrolled in a master's degree program in acting at the Yale School of Drama. "Immediately after graduating from Yale, Nyong'o landed her breakthrough role when she was cast in the 2013 movie 12 Years a Slave." For which she won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress.

'Make Up Your Mind'

Shibari meets art meets freedom

Don't make me choose.

Nope, still haven't seen Sunday's Doctor Who special but given the fact it involves pirates, there's probably a ship as well. Can it at least fly? Remember how Kylie's Titanic flew in space? And no, I'm still not curious about the penultimate appearance of Jody Whittaker as the Doctor. That bad? Yes.

I'm Feeling Knotty Doctor

Who? Me? Yes I love bondage, so what?

Ikki No Ko Exhibition "Red", Tokyo 2015

Over three series current Doctor Who showrunner Chris Chibnal tied himself (and his successors) up in knots. Add to that Jody Whitaker's lacklustre performance, almost as if she doesn't want to be there and you have a 50-year old show on the verge of cancelling.

Nothing is what is seems to be anymore, something not even Hugh Grant, yes there are persistent rumours, can fix. Doctor Ruth on the other hand...

The only ones who consistently seem to believe in Chris & Jody - and no that's not a 90's boy-girl band - are the folks at The Guardian newspaper. By accident I discovered this morning tonight is the penultimate episode featuring doctor Jody. "Man the cannons and buckle up for an Easter special at sea with the Time Lord (we have the wonderful Jodie Whittaker for one more special later in the year)." Clearly someone hasn't been paying attention over the past few years. Or is it that the Guardian's regular reviewer has access to episodes one or two days before they are shown on television and that writing an honest expose means risking early access?

Chibnall has been exploiting minorities throughout his tenure to distract the viewers from just how awful his writing is. The Doctor is no longer just the last of their kind. No, now she's some kind of intergalactic superstar, courtesy of the Timeless Child. Chibnall also brought back the character of Jack Harkness for about ten minutes, referred to the Osgood twins trying to whip up some hype plus more nonsense.

Being white myself, I found the episode with Rosa Parks bordering on the white savior complex at least. What I missed most afterwards was commentators being critical. No, everybody was happy. Doctor was doing the right thing, whatever that is. Probably making white folks like me feel a little less guilty. Saying the episode was subpar almost feels like heresy. But if Mr. Chibnall really cared about the trending topics he touches upon he should have done three things. Look for an actress whose personal gravity matches that of a Timelord. He should have also left the writing to those who are more skilled at it. If he had done that, there would have no need to loot the treasure trove of political correctness for personal gain, which is the third thing he should not have done.

Tonight there's this encounter between Doctor Jody and madame Ching, a real-life Chinese pirate queen. Once again an odd choice. Chibnall probably chose Zheng Yi Sao because she's a woman. But what if he swapped Jody Whittaker early on for Jo Martin, who plays Doctor Ruth? And instead of a Chinese lady pirate opted for Stede Bonnet, a rich Briton who gave it all up to become a pirate? True story.

Some people celebrated the first Timelord of Colour but to me Doctor Ruth was nothing but a cheap ploy in order to prop up the ratings. And yes there's a parallel with the Rosa Parks story. As a Timelord Jo Martin outdid Jody Whittaker many times, so why didn't they choose her as the first female Timelord? The latest James Bond 'No Time To Die' is a horrible movie but what they got spot on was the replacement for Daniel Craig. Lashana Lynch as 007 blows you away. If you want to send a message to the world, this is how you do it.

Meanwhile a group of renegade Timelords now live outside our known universe. They are locusts that destroy one universe only to move on to the next. Only thing I'm wondering is whether they take the Weeping Angels with them when they hop from one galaxy to the next. Reduced to being the Timelord's errand boys, they instantly stopped being scary. I almost felt sorry for them, like I do for the Ood.

Anyway I wanted to write a quick note to accompany today's image. Failed again. It's tangled web reminds me of the mess Chris Chibnall leaves behind, including the disfigured Weeping Angels.

Let's just hope Hugh Grant is not going to be the next Doctor, not that I think so. I'd love to see Doctor Ruth take over. Thinking of the red string of fate, Korean singer IU, who plays the owner of the hotel Del Luna would be an excellent choice too. And if they have to be a native English speaker my vote goes to Kylie. All I hope for is this Voyage of the Damned to end.;

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Comedian Bill Bailey reimagines the Doctor Who theme as Jacques Brel-esque Belgian jazz.

OWK Announces Hostile Takeover of Hogwarts Castle

Events so improbable somebody forgot their cake and left it out in the rain... 

Yesterday on the OWK: Das Omen -Eleven Schools of Magic 

PRESS RELEASE: Per April 01, 11:11 qPMT Other World Kingdom s.r.o. - the recognized leader in fantasy worlds where [selected] [3] women rule over men - will take over the micro-nation of Hogwarts Castle.

"This acquisition is a remarkable milestone in the history of our company", says Aleš Sadil from The Other World Kingdom in Zlín "Rather than hostile take-over the new - and impoverished - management prefers the term synergistic dualism when it comes to combining the best that both worlds have to offer."

Miss Jackson who currently serves as Hogwarts' head mistress managed to retreat to the safety of Diagon Alley only just in time. From there Janet Jackson sent us this communique:

OWK: Das Omen - Eleven Schools of Magic

We're all doomed

Miss Jackson before she became headmistress at Hogwarts.

Yesterday on the OWK, part IX: Beggars Can't Be Choosers

The first sign of something scary building up, showed on my radar a couple of years ago. There's no mystery in why I take an interest in [what's left of] the OWK, but why would a slave care about the world of Magic Creatures? [1] After all, the world of Hogwarts and Harry Potter is sealed of from mere muggles like you and me.

True, but even the tightest seal is just that. It also can accidentally leak. Ask any of the Wise Goddesses of the wizarding world about the limits of magic and they will tell you there is an infinite number of them, almost all of which are invisible to even the Magical Community itself.

OWK IX: Beggars Can't Be Choosers

King of my castle anyone?

'My home is my castle, besides who needs a king when you can have a slave crawling on all fours instead?'

If you think French cleats are hot - finally figured out what they are? - autarky is even hotter. And not just because the OWK has at long last decided to dream big. 

Continued from OWK VIII - Sublime Ladies are the 'Product'

Why ask people for donations to repair the castle tower and as soon as repairs are finished announce you're looking for another place. Honestly that makes no sense at all. Or does it?

A while back I dug a little deeper into the history of the OWK and ran into two interesting articles. Because I don't speak Czech - Google does - everything is translated by our digital overlord. Apologies in advance, I've only corrected the most obvious errors. [2]

Never Normal

Let's Be Careful Out There

Don't gamble away your once chance for happiness.

"Do you like oranges or are you just happy to see me?" Scene for The Sinner

Earlier this week I overheard some people talking.

"They thought he went missing but he was visiting his mistress. Now that he is retired, he does that every month as soon as he gets his pension. After a while he re-appears."

"You're kidding me, he used to be such a decent fellow, civil servant and so on, always the perfect gentleman."

"You know what, ever since he retired, he started wearing weird outfits, black latex and stuff. And you know what else?"

"Please stop, I really don't wanna hear it."

Birthplace of Masochism Under Fire

Non-consensual That includes missiles, rockets and so on 

Lviv in war-torn Ukraine is under Russian attack. 

Fanny Pistor (in furs, with whip) and Sacher-Masoch at her feet. Pistor was an aspiring writer who turned to Masoch for advice.

Lovely weather in Holland today. Makes me forget it's raining a thousand kilometers to the west for almost a month now. Bombs from hell that is, Russian missiles torturing Ukraine.

The word sado-masochism is derived from the names of two gentlemen. Sadism comes from the French marquis de Sade, a hardcore, seriously non-consensual sadist who went nuts and eventually died in prison. 

OWK VIII - Sublime Ladies are the 'Product'

Who could've guessed?

Sometimes even the most 'natural uber-dominant' woman is doomed. Hard to swallow? Yes, letting go [of the dream] is always hard. Better ask yourself: whose dream was it anyway?

Dante Posh pondering the past.

Continued from: OWK VII - On becoming a Womanian.

Gamification is a technique social media uses to keep you glued to your screen. Click here and you get a bigger avatar [than your friend]. Do that and you receive another awesome badge. Time to go to sleep? Before you do, just one more thing. Don't switch of your phone just yet.

Born in 1483, Martin Luther is a seminal figure in Christianity. The scholar and priest is best remembered for nailing the Ninety-five Theses to the door of the Schlosskirche (Castle Church) of Wittemberg in Germany. In reality his "Disputes on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences" was printed in the year 1517, spreading across Europe in under two months. His thesis is what started the Protestant Revolution that has divided Christianity ever since.

Videodrome Is For Real

And much scarier than 40 years ago 

Why should other people decide what's hot or not. [So non-consensual, it always has to consensual]

E.L. James and her red room of pain. It has been done at least 50 times before.

'The original shock of Videodrome in 1983 was the idea that people would actually watch someone being tortured. In 2004, the Saw franchise was born and torture-porn movies are now old hat.'
- 'How a creepy 1983 cult movie got everything right about the internet.' [the Journal]

Everything connects to everything. Thanks Paltego for beating me to it, that's writing about the movie Videodrome. It's been on my to-do list for years and all of a sudden - all it takes is one tiny article on 1980s rock singer Blondie for you to blog about it? Thanks for nothing. As a fellow blogger you could've given me the heads up. Plus a few more years to come up with the actual copy. [3]

Femdom Key To Solving Women's Issues

Leather works too

Smug Scientists Collective says Fifty Shades equals horror show. Femdom best way to keep women warm.

Naked men, women dressed (leather optional): everybody's comfy. You see my point? (Image: miss Red Stripe and lady Dalia of Cape Town's Surrender Studio)

Yesterday was International Women's Day. Most serious male femdom bloggers have done a curtsy followed by the proper sucking up. Not Dutch, I was busy doing international stuff. Regret is best viewed through the rear view mirror, so here we go.

First of all thanks to those who spent their valuable time yesterday enlightening me about the cruel, male-dominated world we live in. Which we do. Crash test dummies are inevitably male and born at least 20 years before the 1970s. If you're a female driver involved in an accident, you're definitely out of luck. Somehow that feels odd.

Twisting by the Pool

Funny punni, as in predicament punishment, not pony

Just remember: Dutch is serious about kissing ass. And good at it.

People take femdom far to serious, if only they chased happiness or shared orgasms with the same vigour. I love femdom because I love femdom. And why do I love femdom? Because I love women. Women without femdom, yes. Femdom without women? Stop talking nonsense.

Overreach

Or what might happen when you watch too much femdom porn

Agreed, I have posted sexier images.

Easy to argue porn does no harm. I still believe it doesn't. Don't agree? You probably have a woman in mind right now who might be a good fit for you in real life. Done? OK, now let's turn to your screen. Give it some time until the two of you run into each other again and basta. World's apart. It's that simple.

I'm confident porn is harmless but cracks are starting to appear. Yes I know I once wrote about fire trucks. That was to explain how at the tender age of seven all boys know two things for sure. Fire trucks are cool. All girls are stupid. Silly, isn't it? To this day, no woman I've ever dated has confessed her love of fire trucks - let alone crushing them - to me. That's very re-assuring.

The guy to the left is something of an exception I guess. A gentleman who confuses the green truck in front of him with the Leather Goddesses of Phobos. [4] Your guess is as good as mine. Or he spent his childhood watching Transformers. Transformers are giant robots that are alive. Because they are part of a cartoon show. During peace time they're the size of a small compact car but when duty calls they rise to the occasion, which is about the size of one or two Eiffel towers or something.

And yes, this guy is really bowing to a lifeless truck. Doesn't look cool on Insta which probably makes him the exception to the rule that femdom porn is harmless. I always thought Clips4Sale meant that literally. Confusion all around.

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[1] This is not an introduction to 'Rise of the Idiot Influencer.'

[2] It's neither a teaser for my upcoming series on 'Conceptual Kink.'

[3] Just a funny image, because femdom is fun for two.

[4] Quick shout out, haven't mentioned the Leather Goddess of Phobos for weeks now.

Ukraine

Imagine what real solidarity with Ukraine - not just bla bla words - could've done 

Ella Kross in a clip called 'Russian cane'. I know just the Russian to test it on.

Mistress Ella Kross's unique style, elegance and passion for the femdom craft is what caught my attention when I first heard of her. That's how you stand out for [being] real in an ocean of blinking, scripted dommes I told myself. An original, refreshing and a lot of personality, plus all the things I can't see from a distance. Another thing I noticed is how the dark arts of ruined orgasms seemed to bring her a lot of joy. So much pleasure in fact, it's kinda scary. Probably a personal favourite of hers.

In The Air Tonight

What is? Mistress' personal gravity of course

Even whispering 'yes ma'am' seems too much. Beyond beautiful.

Let's play a little game. Anticipation is:

a) foreplay;
b) part of the game;
c) essential;
d) a difficult English word Dutch has trouble with spelling. [1]

We all know what happiness means. Happiness is essential for living a life well-lived. It doesn't matter what brings you joy, not even if it's collecting sand. And yes some people do. I don't, but don't get me started.

Part of the beauty of femdom is seeing mistress smiling before it's show time. If my near future wouldn't look so horrible, I'd almost compare it to a welcome sign. Almost, let's not get carried away.

Imagine one night you walk into a room and see mistress and her friend smiling, waiting in anticipation. That's both great and also a little scary. Perhaps more than a little if the two of you have met before. Who needs women in leather when she smiles at you like that? Knee pads are probably the smarter choice. My guess, it's what you think of when you drop to your knees instantly feeling the warmth of mistress' smile. Anticipation or fear? Most likely you're fearing what else is in the air tonight. Soon baby, soon. 

LVD feat. Martin Stark - In The Air Tonight (Far Out Mix). Click to listen.

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[1] The fact I'm no native English spelling bee doesn't mean I'm automatically looking for free punishments. That would be disrespectful. Even a lowly slave like me knows [there are] better [ways] to have my English corrected.

[2] The 1980 classic song In The Air Tonight is originally by Phil Collins. Little bit of gossip. It took the Grammy winner some time but he finally managed to kick out his ex-wife Orianne Cevey and her new husband, Thomas Bates, from his Miami mansion, which he subsequently sold for $40 million. Cuckolding is clearly different for the rich.

Femdom Meets Olympic Skiing

We men simply cannot loose and age has nothing to do with it 

This post has been approved for all audiences, especially for those around the age of 18.

No, today's image is not about Olympic skiing, scroll to the end to discover why he looks so uncomfortable.

Don't care much about the Olympics. Biathlon, a combination of skiing and target shooting, is my favourite. Try and slow down your heartbeat in an instant after racing downhill at breakneck speed in order to hit a target. Eileen Gu is a freestyle Olympic skier who competes for China. Mostly raised by her Chinese mother and grandmother, she has an American father. A recent background article in the New York Times explores some of the effects of Mrs. Gu competing for China, not the United States. Of course she is both Chinese and American. Conservative pundits in the US call her a traitor and accuse her of being ungrateful. But why should she be forced to choose? Identity is not a binary option. It's like forcing kids to choose which parent they'll never see again. The way Mrs. Gu looks at it, is “when I’m in the U.S., I’m American, but when I’m in China, I’m Chinese.”

Tinder Swindler Shimon Hayut

"All Bound for Mu Mu Land"

Lessons in love would have been a better title for this documentary that is gonna rock you. Meanwhile I need answers you fools!

Mistress Eleise De Lacey is a model and passionate about femdom. Read somewhere she had her fair share of swindlers to deal with, loosing ownership of her video label.

Had a good Valentine's Day? Ready for a little bonus? Love is about trust, right? Not all love lasts a lifetime, nor do all lovers get their wish granted to spend the rest of their lives together. When you're the one who has fallen out of love, be gentle, grateful and even more gentle. Yes breaking up is hard to do, left with a broken heart is infinitely worse, still dance like nobody's watching and love like there's no tomorrow. The only thing you should never do, is break the sacred trust between lovers. Never, not before, during or [long] after.

Red String of Fate Revisited

Have faith

Love is real. Which makes the Red String real too. No, Valentine's Day is just an invention.

Long before I knew there was such a thing as femdom, little Dutch watched the A-team. B.A. is the cool guy but Hannibal has the best tag line. I love it too when a plan comes together [1]. Today is Valentine's Day 2022, the most important one in recent history. So many break-ups due to Covid-19. What the world needs now is love and I have the plan.

I honestly have no idea about the position of women in Korean society. And by that I do mean South Korea, the North being an indiscriminate unisex gulag. Most Korean shows on Netflix are about government corruption. What previous governments did get right was to promote local movies and TV shows, sometimes with spectacular results.  

Femdom Squid Game

Blair Witch Project Redux?

Realistic femdom image, except for that silly [unlit] cigarette. Missed opportunity but lovely nonetheless. [image: black-mistresses.com]

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Let's be honest what the world needs now is love. Covid is a cruel taskmaster, so many broken dreams. If you're among those who broke up because of the virus, the pain will fade. Give it time and before you know  it's time to open up your heart again. We've all been there. It's part of life.

Tomorrow we take a loving look at Korean TV and cinema. As a teaser this image. It reminds me of Squid Game, the Netflix hit show about a deadly game for cash. Much is lost in translation. Yes, capitalism in South Korea can be cruel but life without food in North Korea is evil.

The day before Valentine's Day it's good to point out that it's important to be honest when you look for a relationship. Want it a little wilder, don't go for a girl whose idea of wild, wicked happiness is watching TV together. Night after night after night. 

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Shouse - Love Tonight. Click to listen.

Surprise! UK Porn Check is Back

Whose online safety?

These days it's easier to smuggle booze into 10 Downing Street than it is watching porn unnoticed.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is in trouble. While most of Britain was in lockdown it was party all the time at 10 Downing Street. There even was a party the night before prince Philip was buried. On the day of his funeral the queen sat alone, while aides [probably] were recovering from their hangovers. Or sore muscles because the rule was to bring your own booze. All of that went undetected in the most secure location in Britain. One can only wonder what else they brought in without the police noticing.

Serving Through Sex

Fastlove

Turns out Dutch is not such a bad slave after all. Who would've guessed?

Don't be afraid little one. Just enjoy the ride.

The story of giving through many, many nights of la petite mort. Dedicated to the cause. Proud to Serve. Privileged. Happy. Without realizing, still going strong after several decades. Unwittingly Dutch found true happiness in his teens, twenties, thirties and even today through random servitude. Now I understand. So grateful. More please unless you have better plans.

Man Serves Women Through One-Night Stands. I never thought this day would come. Remember how they said 2021 would be the Summer of Sex and how it'd never end? Didn't happen. No, not because of your locked-up carrot, it's evil Covid talking you silly. Now they're promising us an end to the pandemic [1]. Who knows what happens next? Something clearly needs to happen, that much is clear.

How To Make The Most Of Your Prodomme Past

Two life lessons from today's paper. The first one I wrote about before many times. Freaks sell. The second one is that most "stars" are made not born. Take the example of Julia Fox.

He misses her. Ex-wife Kim Kardashian on her way to the 2021 Met gala.

The Guardian asks itself a question. No, not how to write proper click bait, they're good at that. "From dominatrix to debutante: who is Kanye West’s new girlfriend Julia Fox?" Other than mentioning Fox used to be a teenage dominatrix, nothing on the domme stuff, so I delved into it. The most reliable source, obviously, is the Hollywood Reporter, an entertainment industry trade magazine slash gossip glossy. Just like The Guardian, The Hollywood Reporter knows a thing or two about click bait headlines.

"Uncut Gems’ Breakout Julia Fox Worked as a High School Dominatrix"

Aliens in Chastity

"Showing results for carrots."
"Search instead for  Daleks?"

After meeting Douchebag Dave earlier this week I'm in search of an antidote. You need it too. Let's have some fun.

'Is that a Tardis in your drink or are you just happy to see me mistress?'

Fun? BDSM is. Not because it hurts, which it does and is no fun at all, it's just that it is. The essence of good kink is to take your pleasure seriously, yourself not so much. Not everybody gets that, especially not those who have a hard time living up to the dream. For some reason they take it so seriously it backfires. Others - remember dumb dom Dave? - couldn't care less about BDSM, they're misogynists, haters hiding amongst us.

Misogynist Poses as "Dom"

"In evil news today..." 

Let's just say I don't like Dave. 

This is Dave.
Dave has a house.
Dave hates women.
Dave has three houses.
Dave hates women.
Dave has lost his mind.
Dave has a car.
Dave has a long way to go.
Don't be like Dave.

Praise the Internet

Save some hiccups, technological progress mostly has ups.

Oldest surviving image of mistress and slave, ca 11.000 BCE, predating the Flintstones by 1111 years (plus or minus 34 years). Not sure about her choice of toys. Troglodyte goofball looks happy though.

More often than not I've cursed the internet when it comes to femdom. Yes, I was happy to discover there were others like me. That was before the rise of the online findommes. [1] And if that isn't bad enough, how about the regular articles in women's magazines on how to feel powerful if you're down and out? Be a domme for a day and make all your problems wash away. Not. Attention for BDSM has not only lead to Fifty Shades but also increased attention on television. Sadly, all we're good for is being portrayed as freaks - #never normal - loosers or those cast away by mother nature herself. I beg to differ but rather spend my energy on something else.

Sunday Morning Gone Sour

L'amour toujours sometimes hurts 

Just like humblers suck! Only have myself to blame. Love it. I guess. Just not today.

Mistress An Li turning his world upside down.

Continued from Saturday's post. I'm sorry to inform you but there's no petite mort aujourd'hui in Dutch near future this Sunday morning. [Dutch?, that's me and yes things look pretty bleak from my humble point of view.]

Did I mention dreams don't always come true? Blame cruel toys. It's been a long voyage from being a guy in love to one desperate for intimacy. Took me under five seconds. [12] Imagine! Who cares, she wants it just as much as I - and probably more. Sorry to say but the whole man loves woman thing is kind of difficult to initiate right now. Rousing restrictions and so on. Agreed, imagination comes in handy turning dreamy desires into real world results bold enough to awake giants. Not gonna happen? Be quiet and think about it for a moment. Breathe in. Breathe out. Now you are free to surrender.