Saturday, December 31, 2022

Herrin Mercedes: Portrait of a Lady

A true unicorn in the world of femdom

I expected to discuss more interviews this December, then again even two posts make for a series.

Herrin Mercedes in her dungeon [Image: lady Mercedes]

Don't know if Covid-19 is to blame for the uptick in slaves hoping to serve dommes with a medical background but one thing is sure, long before Covid-19 wreaked havoc I was spellbound by domina Mercedes. She one of two founders of the famous Avalon dungeon. Sadly the facility has now closed, not that it stops Herrin Mercedes to keep on radiating personal gravity like never before.

Thursday, December 29, 2022

Leather Coats 'n Stuff

Finally a worthy successor to Sophia Loren. Sort of.

A little more light reading these last few days of December 

Sophia Loren wearing a leather coat by Balmain in the 1960 movie 'The Millionairess'.

Nobody understands fashion better than Dutch. Millionaire women on the other hand? I'm well off and I know. Once or twice I dated a rich woman and the huge difference in wealth makes the outcome almost inevitable.

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Let Me Be Your Bondage Turkey

From the "All I want for Christmas department"

In the run-up to the holidays Dutch forgot to press 'publish', so here we go on the third day of Christmas. Hope you had a good one. I certainly did.

Not all turkeys are created equally.

It's the festive season. While I'm dreaming that one day I'll finally end up as mistress personal leather turkey, I suddenly realize something. True love leads to true devotion, which is like a stairway to serious surrender. But now we're getting ahead of the story.

Because this is femdom, there are always two sides to the story. A while back I dreamt up a time machine for myself. Imagine waking up one morning in a leather bag, unable to move but with mistress sound asleep next to you, big smile on her face and one arm over the leather bag that comforts the man she loves. How I ended up inside one of them is a different story. Fun one, yes. Don't worry, won't bother you with that right now.

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Cruel Christmas Crackers with the Hunteress

How to make a slave sing

All I want for Christmas? No blisters anyone?

Image from the Hunteress on Twitter.

It's December, the one and only month where those who are not pure vanilla can marvel at the beauty of darkness. Also, time for some more light-touch writing, which is why Dutch goes full fanboy, reading up on some of his favourite dommes. Any sucking up is intentionally. I mean is not. [What I meant to say is that English is a difficult language, almost as complex as American.]

Sunday, December 11, 2022

Hunteress' Trick Question

The universal language of the cane is instinctively understood

"To what number can you count in English?", the Hunteress asks.

Those eyes. That look. Run Forest, run.

Don't answer that! Whatever you do, don't. Silence is golden. Don't even say "I don't understand what you are saying mistress." Gotcha. As a German slave you should answer in German. Now you're busted. Won't surprise anyone that the clip ends in a bloody mess. Of the slave's own making. Just keep your mouth shut. Or ask for a gag. Yes, in German of course. D'oh.

Monday, December 05, 2022

How Not to Sell Expensive Handbags

Never Normal strikes again

Advertising and BDSM - a match made in hell

From our new, exciting! Sesame Street collection

If you just love Gwyneth Paltrow's 30K bondage chaise, there's more good news. Nope, still hasn't sold out, if that's what you mean. You can ridicule fimdoms all that you want for their bad taste - the most expensive one is the best - but nothing beats a luxury brand in distress.

Friday, December 02, 2022

Death in Slow Motion: Women and Girls Under Taliban Rule

Remember Girls Not Brides? Good luck. You're gonna need it.

Abandoned. Erased. Alone. Afghan women are on their own. Nobody will come to their aid. No matter what.

In the middle the image from the Amnesty International report on women and girls under Taliban rule. To the sides Degas' painting of Dante and Virgil who are about to enter hell.

December 02 is International Day for the Abolition of Slavery. The obvious topic this year is the world cup football in Qatar. In 2014 Deadspin, a sports magazine, wrote "Qatar's World Cup Expected To Take More Lives Than 9/11", which is about 3.000. Qatar is furious. As it turns out at least double that number didn't survive. According to the Guardian some 6,500 migrant workers died in Qatar, building a 200 billion dollar infrastructure for the world cup. And that's a very conservative estimate. There's more than enough coverage - but very little action - when it comes to a world cup built on modern slavery, let's focus on Afghanistan instead.

Saturday, November 26, 2022

lf a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

Only if she deserves it

Suddenly Dutch has developed a healthy respect for hairbrushes.

Women can learn a lot from men. Yes, that's right. Mostly by paying attention to what is left out, a pesky little thing called consent. Who needs that anyway in our consensual non-consensual community?

Found this news paper clipping in some hidden folder on my computer. No doubt, I saved it to write about at some later time. Don't know when it was published, probably back in the 'good old days' when men were men and women knew their place'.

Monday, November 21, 2022

What Wouldn't You Do With 44 Billion Dutch?

Thanks for nothing Mr. Musk

Dutch' birthday bash in full swing. Hardcore. If only. (image: Divine Bitches)

Hardcore hangover. What else can I say? My birthday bash was beautiful. Until my alarm went of the next morning. Without 44 billion in the bank. At least this time I didn't wake up with a pillow in my arms instead of her. So not complaining if it was her instead. Empty arms hurt much more than an empty bank account. Some guys have all the luck.

Friday, November 11, 2022

Blue Birthday

11+11+'22 = 44!

Today is the day!

Bust of Her Royal Highness Noor Inayat Khan near the British Museum in Central London (image: Noor Inayat Khan Memorial Trust)

Twitter is sort of an LBO, leveraged buy-out, meaning Elon Musk pays much less than 44 billion. The majority is a loan force-fed onto Twitter. Yes, that's right. Elon Musk buys the company with Twitter's own money. The little blue bird is now looking at an interest bill of about one billion annually, which it cannot sustain for long. There are going to be savings, cuts and raids - finraids. If Twitter has a pension fund and Musk smart lawyers, they're gonna bleed it dry. And that's just one example. Welcome to vampire capitalism 101.

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Hardcore Vanilla With 30K Bondage Chair

Just when you think Halloween is over

Somebody please fire master [furniture designer] Mark [Brazier]

Elise Graves and Sasha don't need a 30K boudoir chaise to enjoy themselves. [3] [4] [Image: Bondageliberation]

"Blurring the line between ridiculous and awesome since 2015." This one is squarely on the ridiculous side. Badass Gemma [Beddington] said it first and best in Saturday's The Guardian: 'Goops gift guide just keeps on giving.' Including free inspiration. I'm gonna be a billionaire soon, but for poor folks like you 28.500 must be a lot of money. So why should you spend it on a Kiki de Montparnasse tufted boudoir chaise? Not even [rich] Dutch can come up with a single, comprehensive argument. And boy, it's ugly. You really wanna tie your slave to that? Better buy a workmate instead.

Sunday, October 30, 2022

White Men Only

Don't know why now exactly but I've been wading through a lot of crap and nasty stuff this year whenever I looked up things for this blog. It happens. Also wears you out. So I decided to do something fun for Locktober. Everybody is obsessed this month with not having sex. How silly. Why not turn it around and book a session that involves ruined orgasms or post orgasm torture? How's that for being a rebel slave? 

Friday, October 28, 2022

Take Me Higher

Yes Boss

Thank you [for the music] Boss Ross.

A couple of very smart guys lifting Diana Ross higher. Chris von Wangenheim shot this famous image in 1978.

Last time on Face the Music: Diana Ross - the Boss. As I was searching for a copy of the sleeve, I ran into a much more appropriate image. A group of hunks hoists La Ross in the air like the queen she is. Which pretty much sums up the rest of her life.  

[Verse 1]
♫ Fancy me
Thought I had my degree
In life and how love
Ought to be a run
I had a one step plan to prove it
Guide in my pocket for fools
Folly and fun
Love had to show me one thing... ♫

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Becoming a Personal Trainer For Dummies

Provide safe and adaptive training programs!

Grow your business and keep your clients motivated!

She's training the dummy right now.

Lovely gif that I ran into. She's just standing there in her swim suit and all, full female power at the tips of her fingers. And she knows. He thinks he knows, feeling all cozy and warm to be so privileged. It's gonna be a rude wake up to the true meaning of her female power. Any moment now he's about to find out. History is full of women consensually hurting men for fun. This is even better. What makes it so awesome is her looking like the boss she is. Effortless, evil, natural - mostly him bowing to her super powers. What a wonderful image.

What a boss lady. Love that expression on her face. Image might be from Clubdom.

Face the music

The song that immediately comes to mind is Diana Ross' The Boss. Not because of the song but because it's La Ross. Personally I prefer the version by the Braxtons (Toni Braxton's younger sisters) but for today that would make little sense.

1978 Japanese sleeve for Diana Ross - The Boss [Today I choose the Dimitri from Paris remix. Click to listen]

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Nigeria: where are our girls?
Ukraine: where are our children?

The New York Times is one of several outlets that reports [€] on how Russia turns Ukrainian children into the spoils of war by abducting them and putting them up for adoption [I wrote auction, which I think says it all.]

"In the Siberian city of Salekhard along the Arctic Circle, Olga Druzhinina said she adopted four children, aged 6 to 17, from around the Ukrainian city of Donetsk more than 1,600 miles away.

“Our family is like a small Russia,” Ms. Druzhinina said in an interview. “Russia took in four territories, and the Druzhinin family took in four children.”

She said she was awaiting a fifth child and considered the children fully Russian. “We are not taking what is not ours,” she said."

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Red Wall of Bondage

Shibari in Tokyo

Who needs a red room of pain anyway?

This week it's Amsterdam Dance Event. No matter how much I love music, I'd rather be in Japan. That says something. Even if I were to hop on a plane tonight, I'd be too late to see this wonderful exhibition.

By chance I stumbled upon an article from Tokyo Kinky. Hajime Kinoko is a famous Japanese shibari artist. This May he tied models to the outside of a building for a shibari rope bondage installation and I just love it.

Not everybody was happy though. The installation took place during early evening with a number of families with young children in the area. Then again how hard can it be? Ever noticed the universal appeal Spider-Man has to the little ones? Just tell your children those are Spider-Woman's kids, practicing. Anyway it's a wonderful exhibition.


Face the music

Wonderwall is about an imaginary friend who's gonna save you from yourself. Don't believe that. Neill Gallagher wrote it for his girlfriend and future wife. Only when they divorced, he said it was not about her. He clearly was right when he wrote it. Only question that remains is who's gonna save him from his own silliness now. 

Oasis - Wonderwall [click to listen]

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Somewhere in April Ukrainian forces switched to NATO caliber ammunition. Big surprise. Talk about crossing the Rubicon. An excellent article in the New Yorker explains how underdog Ukraine managed to turn the tide because of their planning. From what I read, their decision that Kyiv should not fall, no matter what was key. The other one was trust no-one, including the United States until they've proved their loyalty, which took some time. The article gave me a whole new appreciation of Ukraine.


Friday, October 21, 2022

How I Met Your Mother

Booked a session

Mistress Kaz B [image Kaz B]

You know how your Mum or Dad say, lend him or her a hand a you just do it. Of course it's never five minutes, usually one or two days. And it's not just me, my friends tell me exactly the same thing. Nobody even gives it second thought. That makes what comes next a little intimidating - in the most vanilla sense of the word.

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Warrior Women of the Ukraine

Fighting females, warrior women, words mean nothing.

Worst Locktober joke ever:

"A woman yelling at a heavily armed Russian soldier atop his tank in Konotop, “Don’t you know where you are? You’re in Konotop. Every other woman here is a witch. You’ll never get an erection, starting tomorrow.”

Nope, they're not witches, these are wonderful women.

Lyudmila Pavlichenko was born in 1916 in Balaya Tserkov, then a Soviet town, now a Ukrainian one just outside of Kiev. She killed 308 Nazis in 1941, most at the Siege of Odessa, with a sniper rifle. Her nick name was Lady Death. "The higher the number of Pavlichenko’s confirmed kills rose, the more dangerous her mission assignments became. This included counter sniping, or engaging in duels with enemy snipers. Pavlichenko won every duel she fought, including one duel that lasted three days. In the end, Pavlichenko stated the enemy made “one move too many,” and became one of the 36 enemy snipers she took down."

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Size Doesn't Matter

Pure Powerhouse

But is it porn?

Mistress Pai Ling, Bangkok

You don't wanna know for how long I've been waiting to use that phrase. Even worse than chastity. Finally found a image that does it justice. It's beautiful. Just look at her, standing there, oozing raw personal gravity. And how she lifts her finger, pointing at him while her other hand rests on her hip. Those piercing eyes with which she examines her slave. Just gorgeous.

Some will object to this image because of it's pornographic nature. It's not porn. And don't say because of the slave's censored carrot. That's because of Locktober. What I see is a woman embracing a man femdom-style, filling his heart with pure bliss. Her strength is his oxygen and he knows. Femdom at it's most gorgeous and intense. If beauty is porn, then yes, this is absolute filth. And I'm loving it.

PS, I would love to credit the domme in the picture. If you know who she is, please leave a comment.


Face the music

Alicia Keys - This girl is on fire. Mostly because it's such a gorgeous song but if you wanna pick the lyrics apart, fine. "She's just a girl and she's on fire. Hotter than a fantasy." Told you so. ""Girl on Fire" was inspired by Keys' giving birth to her son Egypt and marriage to husband Swizz Beatz."

Alicia Keys - This girl is on fire. [click to listen]

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Size doesn't matter is a scientific fact in daily life as wel. Take Ukraine and Russia. Ukraine has 43 million people, Russia 146 million [and very little friends of recent] and still they are loosing the war they started themselves. Let's hope it's over soon. For everyone.

Friday, October 14, 2022

Selling Chastity

PhD pitfall meets porn alchemist

Remember how waterboarding was suddenly hot in 'our community'? Bucket challenge anyone? Sadly Locktober is here to stay. Blame the English language. Plus a lot of femdom minions [f/m].

There is this Netflix show where nasty real estate brokers try to outdo each other in selling the California sunset. Imagine you don't have sex for a whole month after which you have to rate the female brokers on a scale from one to ten. Eleven you say? Of course you do. Now turn it around and after an exhaustive month of the best sex of your life with anyone you can dream of - except Ross from Friends of course - how do you rate these women? Five out of ten? Three? Couldn't care less?

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Summer's Over

Happy autumn everyone

Now that's what I call a lazy summer.

Think of your Love and mistress. If the imagine in your mind is not full colour, radiant, shiny and sunny, there's something wrong.

Guess the warm days are over. Believe it or not but Dutch owns a bike. Yes an actual one, one with two wheels. Yes two, not 11. And I'm not afraid to use my bicycle. Sunday I went shopping on my bike for winter clothes. Guess what? The internet has reduced old-school brick-and-mortar shops to convenience stores. You only go there when you forgot something and need it now. For everything else there's the internet. Who doesn't buy their cool power tools online these days? [1]

Anyway, I went to buy gloves, after all winter is coming. Later that day I did some gardening. Looking at the last flowers, I was thinking of how the summer of 2022 started. Don't get me wrong, I love how the seasons change but summer remains my favourite. Especially the ones without Covid-19 lock downs. Some of you may find that odd given my love of bondage. How to explain? Safe, sane and consensual perhaps?

Sunday, October 09, 2022

Rote Learning

Tough nut to crack?

It's day nine of the ultimate femdom Oktober Fest. The original one takes place in Germany and deals with drinking lots of beer. Suddenly I'm thinking of my Japan trip and getting lost in a Tokyo Beergarten where Japanese women decked out as German dirndls serving customers beer. Thinking back that gets funnier every single time.

Saturday, October 08, 2022

The End of [Real World] Female Supremacy

What have you done for your minions today?

A zealot is a zealot, no matter the texts they worship, whether it is economics or religion. They're all evil.

 Like many I'm horrified by what's happening in the UK. Absolutely love the country and it hurts me to see Great Britain committing economic suicide in slow motion. Or perhaps it's homicide on the poor and powerless. All I know is that the British deserve better.

Saturday, October 01, 2022

Femdom Carnival

The streets of San Francisco are dangerous

Part of the joys of femdom is sometimes the intense experience. The images below are probably taken in some San Francisco street parade. Public play is not for me. What I love about them is how joyful these random women are whey add to the misery of the random guy tied to the lamp post.

There is no hesitation, just delight when they hit the jackpot. They laugh, they smile, so much joy when they inflict pain upon cowboy Bebob. No hesitation, so authentic. How gorgeous is that? One lovely lady grabs the guy by the shoulders before kicking him in the balls. As the guy screams out in pain, she looks at him, appreciating her work. It all comes naturally. Others have more of a 'why not?' approach. And why not, it's fun. After all, this dude let himself being tied up. Don't blame the lamp post for his misery.

Thursday, September 29, 2022

The Sadness of Femdom

Femdom is all about femmes and boys. That's just the way it is. Not that I would want it any other way, remember mistress Robot. Yesterday I wrote about the perceived perils of porn.

With Locktober lurking around the corner, yes it's that time of year already, no sex seems more and more attractive. But only if it's voluntary. The other day I read a story about a couple who started out as mistress and slave. Before they knew two hard-hitters teamed up: Gaia and Cupid. Feelings interfered and they became lovers. Now what?

Porn is dangerous. It makes men crave picture perfect women, like the ones they see when they watch online porn. Not that anybody asks what makes a woman perfect. And yes there is only answer. Because she is her. And of course your perfect woman is not mine. But they all are.

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Twitter Femdom Is Fake

It's a sin [science/porn]

"The Disney Channel teaches you that you should hate your stepmother, Pornhub teaches you that you should make love to her." [from the comments]  

porn intimacy, femdom style

I vividly remember my first porn magazine. Around ten years old and me and the other boys in the neighbourhood were preparing for a fun fight with the next street by picking buds large enough to throw at the enemy. There it was, in the bushes, a discarded porn magazine. No more war, we all wanted to see what the fuzz was all about. Not for long. Porn was boring, stupid and gross. Within minutes we ditched the magazine where we found it.  it. That didn't last very long, we found it's boring, stupid and gross. Then we heard a fire engine and threw it back were we found it. Fire engines are so much cooler than [naked] girls. Anyway girls are stupid. All girls are stupid. Firetrucks are not. How times have changed.

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Grace Jones Lets Us In On a Little Secret

Wiggle it

It's always the ones you least expect.

Surprise: found in the prop department of a 200 million super spy movie.

My previous post was about butt plugs, today is about strap-ons. Hey, I don't make the news.

So I tried to come up with some kind of intelligent answer to the question of who I am. Of course my argument derailed and I ended up giving high praise to Michelle Yeoh. Excellent choice if I may say so. We'll get back to the question of 'who is Dutch' in some future post.

There are two Bond 'girls' that are more than a match for 007. Of course there is Wai Lin, the character played by Michelle Yeoh in the 1997 movie Tomorrow Never Dies. Twelve years before the movie poster for A View To A Kill tried to lure people to the cinema, suggesting James Bond had finally met his match. Of course he did. Officially because he had sex with Mayday with her on top but out of view of the camera there is a much better, funnier reason. Also a nice contrast with Michelle Yeoh's character who is immune to Bond’s seduction techniques.

Monday, September 19, 2022

High-Tech Anal Play

Welcome to the world of adult chess

Butt it's not what you think

sex toys as chess pieces
No, don't ask me where you can buy this. No idea.

Oh boy, where do I begin. Let's talk about Elon Musk later. Couple of years back I wrote about how the game of chess comes with free irony. It still does. More than ever.

Competitive chess is even more boring than it sounds. And no the word boring has nothing to do with Elon Musk and his Boring company. Something with holes? Perhaps, butt we'll leave that for later. Magnus Carlsen is one of the best chess players in the world. In tennis he would be Serena Williams, Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal. OK I'm kidding, chess is simply not my thing. Carlsen has the highest FIDE rating - your chess IQ - ever. There is no doubt he is much, much smarter than Elon M. My guess his mathematical intellect is on par with that of female African-American mathematicians Katherine G. Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson without whom there probably still wouldn't be a man on the moon.

Saturday, September 17, 2022

The Next Mistress Catwoman

But who?

In other news: Dutch has lost his Enigma CD

Las Vengadoras Enmascaradas (1962) Masked women spring into action to catch bandits.

By now you must have watched Michelle Pfeiffer cracking the whip as she beheads four mannequins in a department store. Guess I have to rewatch Batman Returns because I have no clue why Catwoman did that.

What amazes me most is the sheer elegance with which she handles the long-tail whip. She practised for months. One time she hit her teacher, Anthony Delongis, a fight choreographer and movement teacher, in the face. And now this performance.

Saturday, September 10, 2022

Catwoman: How To Bring Sex to a Neutered Franchise

Hint: Michelle Pfeiffer and perhaps a whip 

[Catsuits are so optional]

"Felines just wanna have fun." Michelle Pfeiffer jumping ropes out of the frame.

Not everybody appreciated my discussion of the song 'Whip It'. You cannot be happy all the time. Me for instance am less than thrilled when dommes who fiercely denounce prodommes [666] suddenly decide to celebrate their birthday for an entire month on Twitter. Now it's OK for random strangers to send prezzies. No bigger fall from grace than showing your double standards.

Now that I have that out of my system, let's talk about more interesting things, like whips and how a song with that word in it has nothing to do with BDSM. Of course not. After all, nobody assumes that all kink-related words that begin with an f are about findom. Yes, now I'm really done for today, so let's talk about felines, I mean whips.

Friday, September 09, 2022

Ariel Burgess' Artist Impressions of Dominant Women

As curated by mistress Sidonia of the English Mansion 

Take a walk on the wild side of art.

The character of Semirhage from 'The Wheel of Time' series of books as drawn by artist Ariel Burgess. 

Sometimes other bloggers have something that is so cool, I just have to write about. Remember Paltego's ice road truckers femdom style? [7] That image amazes me every time I see it. And now mistress Sidonia of the English Mansion, who, earlier this month, published the latest installment in her series that go by the name of 'In Blood Red'.

Don't blame me for being late, blame the Google blogger software, it refuses to show my entire blogrol. For four years now mistress Sidonia - a true femdom original - has featured the work of artist Ariel Burgess.

Tuesday, September 06, 2022

Green Flags in Kink

Ms. K. makes Twitter a lot more fun 

Now that's what I call enthusiastic consent. And yes dommes need to consent too. Seriously.(image Ms. K. on Twitter.)

Despite the horror show that Twitter is [1] I truly enjoyed the account of Ms. K. Loved the thing with the Workmate. Not just that Ms. K. also has lots of humor and takes safety seriously. One post that especially stands out is a retweet about green flags in kink. It's a short list with do's before you enter the dungeon. 

"understands the importance of explicit, enthusiastic consent."

Saturday, September 03, 2022

Workmate or DIY Berkley Horse?

When worlds collide 

Don't believe the hype, there is no such thing as camaraderie among slaves. Friends? Forget it. How many feel sorry for a slave being punished by his mistress? Most envy him. Seriously, the guy is in trouble and all you want is to take his place? Makes me wanna cry.

Same thing with my power tools. Other slaves don't care whether or not I get 'm back. Not even a word of encouragement. [1] Not even a simple 'hang on in.' No, nothing. I keep on hoping. That one day mistress gives me back my power tools. No, not waiting for support from my fellow slaves. Those days are over.

Friday, September 02, 2022

The One Without... Regrets?

Why not make memories instead?

The eternal mistress Mir. (image: mistress Mir)

Rachel: Alright, let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfeiffer, and... Dorothy Hammill?
Ross: Hey, it's my list.
Rachel: Okay, honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.

Friends, season three, episode five: The gang all consider what five celebrities would be on their "freebie list"--people they can sleep with without anyone getting upset; Ross finally narrows his list down by eliminating Isabella... then he bumps into her.

Ross: What? You don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.

Monica: Rach? Are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rossillini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.

Isabella: Is that the list?
Ross: Yes.
Isabella: Can I see it?
Ross: Um, no.
Isabella: I'm not on the list!
Ross: But, see, that's not the final draft.
Isabella: It's laminated.
Ross: Okay, see, you were on my list. But then my friend, Chandler, brought up the very good point that you are international. So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Isabella: You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffeehouse guys. And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there.
Ross: Oh no, no, wait, wait! Isabella, don't... don't just dismiss this so fast. I mean, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Isabella: Yeah, for you. 

Cold.

Sunday, August 28, 2022

Spanktown School

Sounds delicious 

Look what I learned today in history class.

Glad I don't have to go back to school anymore, not even the Spanktown school.

It's late August and as I wrote last time it's back to school for the kids in Holland. According to Wikipedia - which, unlike mistress, is not always right - schools in the United States usually reopen Wednesday after Labor Day, which means early September.

Southeast of New York is the town of Rahwah, New Jersey. "Known in the last century as Spanktown, the name having been given because an early settler publicly took his spouse across his knee and chastised her." No doubt US Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett approves. I don't. All spankings should be consensual and bring people joy. Not in the heat of the moment of course but you know what I mean.

Of course Spanktown had a school, how else do you learn? It didn't survive because these days it's a cemetary which is a bit odd.

Not sure how they motivated their pupils but one can dream. Something like this perhaps?

Two teachers 'educating' a student. Some only learn the hard way.

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Back to School

What if?

More nostalgia, sort of.

A little one on one adult education.

Bye bye Summer. It's late August and it's back to school for the young ones in Holland. After Covid-19 it would be nice for them to have an uninterrupted year, not just studying but also hanging out with friends after school, in the afternoon, playing sports and other stuff, whether it is the school newspaper, drama club or chess club. What matters is that kids are no longer confined to their rooms as part of the fight against Covid-19. If it happens again, surely there must be better solutions.

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Chillax Baby Slave

Slave Baby anyone?

In the end, what man can continue to serve a woman he doesn't love?

Life is full of nostalgia. Oops wrong image.

A couple of British pounds and an old Oyster card [OV chipkaart] are lingering in my desk drawer for years now. So I give 'm to a friend, planning a trip to London to watch football in a couple of weeks. Makes sense, doesn't it? Also brings back memories. It happens. Whatever, there is a time and place for everything, including emotions and nostalgia. Shelve 'm. Definitely not now. I'm so cool.

Monday, August 15, 2022

Das Zuchthaus - An Introduction

Look what I found online mommy

Prison with extra's [as in additional punishment]

Das Zuchthaus in Germany for a special BDSM, femdom & prison play experience with mistress Frau Aufseherin, Frau Kaltenbach, Frau Faust, Frau Herz, Frau Manie and others.
Das Zuchthaus has lovely artwork, must be a lovely place to stay.

For some reason [language may have something to do with it] the almighty multi-coloured search engine that sees no evil has decided that Britain and Germany are top destinations for men who are into femdom [whatever that means].

On top of it both countries also have an abundant supply of castles. Just mentioning it in case you're into Harry Potter femdom cosplay. And don't tell me such a thing doesn't exist. For a long time now I've been wondering about something less cruel than Azkaban - a place where wizards lock up their fellow magicans. 

Saturday, August 06, 2022

'Whip It'

Devolution vs devotion

Mistress taught you to read between the lines so why don't you?

Goddess Joanna from Latin Beauties makes her slave kiss her whip.

BDSM music is boring. Endless listicles where the only variation is the track order [with a few exceptions here and there]. Obviously topping the charts is Enigma. Why? Beats me. Another inescapable 'classic' if you will is Devo's Whip It. Perhaps because it has the word whip in the title.

The Financial Times hosts an irregular column about the 'Life of a song'. Personal favourite. Last November they discussed Whip It (€). Ten years before the track was released - in 1970 - the Ohio National Guard opened fire on students protesting against the Vietnam war in what is called Kent State massacre.

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