Sunday, August 29, 2021

Femdom Fashion Crime - Ultimate Edition

Absolutely disgusting 

This image is so offensive I had to pixilate parts of it.

No animals were hurt conducting this crime, nor does it include leather. Doesn't mean it's not bad. On top of that, there is something else that worries me. Whose fault is it? Is it mistress', being the arbiter of all things or slaveboy for bringing shame on his mistress.

From one slave to another, the correct order to undress yourself in front of mistress is shoes, socks, upper body, lower body. [1] [2] Below a map of the do's and don'ts. It's that easy.

Smile? Check? Lifting him higher? Check. Quel horror below the waist. Never.

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[1] Chastity devices not included, wherever applicable.

[2] No OWK, wrong again. Put a sock in it. To worship women means all women.

[3] Please forgive me for not spending more time to find a better [more horrible] illustration today. 

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Downsizing The Femdom Show

Forever forced to skinny-dip, denied the jump in the pool.

Lady Britt in full swing, her lovely hands guiding the lucky slave towards him claiming the inevitable spoils of his 'reward'. After his first reward that is.

Everybody remembers the summer of 2020. Me, because of what I didn't write about The Truman Show, a 1998 movie about a man whose life is secretly tracked on camera. Truman lives in a bubble but manages to escape in the end. But what if his character is both submissive and lives in a reality occupied by dominant women, one which he doesn't want to leave?

Last year Femdom Resource wrote a series on public play. Paltego concludes with some remarks about consent. It's good to read the comments to his various posts.

So what didn't I write? It's about my longing to submerge in a world where femdom is the natural order of things, rather than dipping one toe in the swimming pool, holding your breath.

Wouldn't it be nice for visitors to admire the collection of canes hanging from the living room wall? How about guests appreciating your bold choice of having two, not just one, Berkley horses in your dining room?

In my dreams I always buy two adjacent houses, connected by an underground tunnel. Both are decorated the same, except for one thing. Yes, the Dark Side's cupboard has only half the number of dinner plates. Luckily that's being offset by an equal number of dog bowls. And that's just the beginning

Monday, August 23, 2021

Consent Is Never Annoying

Consent is a moment in time, one that is fleeting at best. Saying no is forever. [3] 

Consensual non-consensual is real because we choose so. Non-consensual never is. Nor is it a choice.

Powerful image from the Burning Man festival: two grown-ups with their backs to each other, while their inner child connect. Sadly, today is about the opposite.

Welcome to Dutch' average Saturday morning, reading the papers. War to the left. Election fraud to the right. Stuff happening in Timbuktu staring right back at you. When is it not? Something going on at the Hogwarts School of Magic. Different realm. Next up a story about our kids doomed before they reach the age of 11. Finally there's the latest invention to save mankind. Why would we? Don't ask. And yes, it's going to be expensive, courtesy of grateful tax-payers. And no that's not the sort of non-consensual consensual I'm writing about. Whatever the news, I no longer care.

Sunday, August 22, 2021

The Price You Pay For Femdom

They're saving up for their very own Berkely horse [read on] Meanwhile this is just as effective.

In the end, slaves are no different from vanilla guys. We all love women. All women. All the time. It's just the details that vary. The other day I spoke to my 80+ neighbour. Dad always pushed her and her little sis, two years her junior, to explore the world. I strongly believe it's something all dads should do. Back than it was pretty special.

Dutch is an average guy. Apart from monster trucks and fire engines there's not much to talk about with other men. Except for football [soccer] of course. But that's basically it. Somehow my conversations with women hardly ever include car mechanics or foul play.

There was this one time I met a lovely women who was an engineer. Together we discussed the science of skyscrapers. Almost that is. She explained a couple of supercool things about their design challenges, the ones they never talk about on Discovery Channel. Like the fact that very tall buildings have several empty floors to counterbalance forceful winds. After which we moved the discussion to the bedroom. Let's be honest, not everything in life is about femdom or skyscrapers. [1]

I kind of miss her. Not because she's the ideal women to design the perfect dungeon but because she is a lot of fun, smart and curious about a lot of things. And yes, happy memories. It's the price one pays for kink. You can ring up an old girlfriend to ask her for advice on refitting your roof with solar panels. Asking her to calculate the approximate pressure under which a Berkley horse breaks under the combined pressure of whips and screams of a bound and gagged slave? Not exactly. Guess we didn't get to know each other that well.

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[1] If femdom is a derivate of love and lust, what do sky scrapers stand for. Definitely not women against chastity, although my engineering friend would certainly oppose it. 'What a waste of good, clean fun for two' I can almost hear her say. You can trust her, she's not only an engineer but also a lot of fun. [2]

[2] As I'm writing this, I think of her and smile.

[3] The only mistress that I know of who is also an engineer is Ella Kross, And no, we've never met.

Friday, August 20, 2021

Only Fans: Are 'Our' Banks the New Taliban?

Religious-financial complex strikes again

Platform to ban porn under pressure from payment processors.

Theocracy is the best? You could've fooled me.

So the Taliban are horrible monsters? Yes. Let's assume for a moment they're deeply religious instead of deeply flawed. Would that change the outcome of how women are being treated in Afghanistan? No. Born and raised in the Christian tradition, Dutch has seen the many ways the Bible has been 'interpreted' to suit the needs of those who interpret the holy book. Why would it be any different for the Qu'ran? Even if the Taliban were as pious as they pretend to be, women would still be banned from Afghan society.

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Modern Day Slavery Makes a Comeback In Afghanistan

Horriffic but no surprises 

Apparently bombing your enemy back to the Stone Age does exactly that. Mission accomplished. Who would've guessed?

"It was one of those great moments in history that never actually happened: According to one legend, Enrico Caruso was in San Francisco during the earthquake of 1906, staying at the Palace Hotel. As people panicked and chaos ensued in the aftermath, the great tenor appeared — some said on the balcony of his hotel room, which didn’t exist — and sang an aria to calm the masses." 

“ When people show you who they are, believe them the first time”
- Maya Angelou
Never believe the hype. 115 Years later, other side of the globe. No singer, song or whatever that can calm the women of Afghanistan who are about to face the horrors of tomorrow. Make no mistake, the Taliban does not believe in God. Anyone who has ever joined them for that purpose, long left. They're pure evil.

Sunday, August 08, 2021

Femdom Is Dangerous

Bliss instead, anyone?

'She smiled and I knew I was in trouble'

Nothing crueler than a slave being denied her happiness.

It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hard to believe but there are women who think the average male prefers sex above talking about 'the relationship', which is true for me. Don't laugh guys, most of us believe, the only thing a woman needs in this world is a high resolution image of your private parts. Sorry, reading that insane post on No Fap (try chastity!) about evil femdommes that only care about men's penises - the more the better? - left me reeling.

It's hard to explain the attraction of boobies [2] (even more that of women [1] in general). What I usually say is this: 'there's this awesome shoe store to the left and an ugly baby to the right, where do you go? The answer of course is Mr. Six Pack. He comes out of nowhere, takes the baby into his arms, makes some soothing sounds and 'it' [f/m] stops crying.

If you really believe 'femdommes' are driven solely by the conquest of male penises, you're insane. And no, you're not making a point by pointing out that those male device are not very useful when it comes to making babies. Grow up! Not everything in life is about babies.

On the other hand, I get the attraction but like they say, if you want to walk on the wild side, try falling in love. If you've never been there, it's best described as can't live without the whole package. I'm wasting time here. Today's theme is evil femdommes hunting for your [big, big] carrot and how to cure you from happiness and who you are. I always thought an image is 1100 words, but it's not. They only substitute a measly 1.000. It makes my job of explaining why femdom is so dangerous that you best stay far away from it, even harder. How 'bout 11 images to show you the true horrors of femdom instead? Femdom is a bloodsport, it hurts like hell and next time it'll be worse. You probably know that already, so I'll let you in on a little secret. The worst part about femdom are the women. Not because they are women, never, of course not, they are what makes suffering worthwhile. It's because they're happy when you scream. Nothing is more dangerous than a dominant woman smiling,

In order to help those who are struggling with their femdom addiction, below are 11 horrible images of happy women, smiling as their canes, paddles rain down and other goodies make men miserable. Who would've thought, femdom porn to cure femdom addiction? It really is a crazy world, isn't it? Better fasten your seatbelts, here we go. Let's find a cure.

'Before we begin...'
Double trouble - and it's worth it.
Some guys have all the luck.
Lin Lee in action.
A very happy Hunteress. Why not?
Not her first rodeo.
Miss Suzanna Maxwell showing of.
Home-schooled
German sadist Sara - die Sadistin - Stahl is loving it.
A casual affair
Go girl! [His fault for wearing yellow without asking.]

And? Did it work?

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf. 

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[1] On the other hand, what's there to explain about heaven?

 [2] Best excuse for looking at her breasts? "I worship women and boobies are part of my worship ritual. Don't blame me, I [insert your male name her] feel humbled and blessed in accepting this gift, she, Gaia, the Wise Goddess, has bestowed upon all men. [3] [5]

[3] If you really gonna try this at home, don't.[4]

[4] Ouch, you say? You should've run for cover sooner. Next time, try honesty, for instance that you like it a little wilder. 

[5] Men, mankind, English is such a difficult language. And because all slaves are stupid, especially Dutch who doesn't speak English, you cannot blame us for whatever Neil Armstrong, commander of Apollo 11 [11] haha, did or did not say.

[11] [5] has nothing to do with my love of Doctor Who.

Friday, August 06, 2021

No Fap Fool Believes Femdommes Are After Men's Private Parts

Welcome to the Hotel California

Relax Mr. Fapstronaut, it's just a pretty girl with a cane.

Let's say I believe that femdom is dangerous, what's next. Certainly not getting a new grip on life by studying the No Fap website. Don't worry, today's not the day for jokes about chastity devices, even though they may be the answer for some.

In 'the origin of female domination​' Zenaf, a fapstronaut, whatever that is, shares some devious thoughts with his audience ' as it may help you to break the delusion.'

It's opening salvo is nothing short of impressive: 'There are many reasons why men can be drawn to dominant women, but the underlying force is the same: It's a drive to return to mother nature, to the Uroboros, back to the womb, back when the burden of responsibility didn't exist yet and we were in tune with nature.'

If you're serious about responsibility, the first rule of fight club is that you don't write garbage like that. Alas, the written diarhea continues. 'To understand Femdom you need to understand the archetype of the Devouring Mother.'

Sadly, according to the author, 'archetypes are a bit too complex to explain in full detail' so basically you have to trust him when he says: 'ou can see it as a pattern of behavior that is constantly being embodied by people cross-culturally since the beginning of time.' Whatever. The writer continues by explaining how both sexes having two archetypes, one positive and one negative. Yin and Yang I say. The opposite of the benevolent Mum is the devouring mother and they are to blame for all things femdommy.

It's tough to condens all that nonsense into it's bare essence but it goes something like this: in Biblical times men were lazy. That was long ago. They were forced to act that way because it made them dependent on the women in the centuries before what we now call the Common Era. All of that was dreamt up by Gaia. Yes, Mother Earth is both a conscious living being and a woman. 'The role of the masculine at this stage was merely the role of fruit.' Not in real life of course, but according to some lunatic who escaped from the asylum in order to teach psychology for idiots at OWK university. Our rollercoaster ride continues:

'They were the seed that grow and live to serve the great mother only to be sacrificed to her as soon as they're ripe. Hence the name the devouring mother.' Another pressure point reveals itself later in the same paragraph. 'In many cultures they worshiped female deities first.' Excellent choice, but who am I. Even though mistress says I'm never wrong. Remember: she's always right.

I cannot quote everything but the remainder goes something like this: the sun and the moon seperate. Musculine males wrestles themselves from the influence of Mother Nature and everything turns to hell. Harmony is lost and with our planet in dire need of dragon slayers, masculine males respond to the call to arms. Of course in their crusader world, dragon is short for devouring mother. Next, the self-appointed hero frees the virgin (the benevolent feminine). The End.

Not quite. In 2021 devouring mothers are still among us. 'The professional representation of the devouring mother so to speak, is the modern day dominatrix.' And that's why you shouldn't take hydroxychloroquine as cure for Covid. Or any other illness for that matter. 'You can tell by the language and the intent that they use to get you to do one thing and one thing only: Give up your sense of self and return the leadership to her. In other words, become a fruit again.'

Hmm, becoming her slave and accepting everything that flows from it, doesn't mean I erase myself. Surrendering to who I am feels more like lifting me higher. It brings me joy, fulfillment and makes me happy. Perhaps hard to understand for the outside world, but it does. Why else would I crawl, suffer and beg? And when it feels like the sun is about to set, I'm free to leave anytime. It's a little thing called 'voluntarily'. It's also the one and only thing she'll ever demand of me. To never ever give up the freedom to forsake the freedom to walk away.

Coach Crap continues his argument. 'I've watched many femdom hypnosis videos (why else would I write this thread :p)' Perhaps because you just escaped Arkham Asylum? That would be my bet. No offence, which, honestly, I think is impossible at this point.

'When you go further into the femdom "training" and you pay attention to it, you can clearly recognize their emphasis on your cock!'

Ok, don't tell this to anyone, my other dommes might get jealous but I have exactly 1111 mistresses I serve. It's a hard life, not by choice but by destiny. I send pics of my private parts out all the time and it's like honey to the femdom bees. Didn't expect that. The only reason I don't surrender to  11.11.11 mistresses at the same time is that my internet connection is a bit slow. Huge. Uploads and so on. Being the perfect slave, how can I deprive any woman of the joy of seeing my private parts in ultra-hyper mega-super full HD. Let's be honest, sending out images of my gorgeous carrot that are smaller than 11Gb is exceptionally cruel to the ladies. I live to serve. Wouldn't dream of it.

Finally the insane author gets to the hardcore part, the truth in his eyes. 'Because that's all you are to them. A cock. A fruit. Your personality is meaningless. Your will is meaningless. You're here to serve and here to die for her.'

Even I need a couple of minutes to proces. And the answer? Don't. This guy loves bondage as much as I do. The difference between us is that for me it's fun and he needs it to keep him safe from harm. Himself and others. Same thing with gags. I need them not to shoot my mouth of, he needs a silencer to make the world a better place.

It's incels all over. No man, by the time he is 18 or 21, is still involuntarily a virgin unless he's never learned how to use a toothbrush or the benefits of soap if you want to talk to an actual girl.

On a final note: whatever you do, don't read the comments. Why? Because of things like this: 'a man that completes all developmental stages from childhood to adulthood will not feel attraction towards femdom.'

OK, you got me. But only because I feel like a kid in a candy story ever since I found out there are women who love femdom just as much as I do. Even cooler, you cannot tell by looking at them. It's heaven on earth. 

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf.  

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[1] Dear Mr. Fapstronaut, I've written before about fruit and femdom, see my post on Forbidden Fruits and the one about the Food Dominatrix. In case you're afraid of triggers, don't look at this image. I also explain why men surrender. But just between you and me Mr. No Fap, you know what makes women -vanilla or Dark Side - really dangerous? Personal Gravity. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Thursday, August 05, 2021

Femdom Is Evil Says No Fap

Read on if you want to learn why Dutch is not fit to be an agony aunt.

Pure bliss: real people, real femdom, deep smiles and superb happiness, how can that be wrong? (Don't look at her boobies for the answer.)

Forget everything I ever wrote, especially yesterday's post about cruel canes that care. I'm such a fool. Femdom is not beautiful. It has nothing to do with women, love or sex. It's worse than not going to church. And the only thing worse than that is going to the wrong church.

I'm so glad I stumbled upon No Fap [NoFap®], a comprehensive community-based porn recovery website that offers tools to connect with a supportive community of individuals determined to quit porn use and free themselves from compulsive sexual behaviors. Don't believe the hype.

A life spent serving the woman you love is a life well spent.
- Dutch

Ahum, the day I entered puberty, looking at the girl in class that morning, I knew I was in heaven - sorry, I mean destined to live a life full of compulsive sexual behaviour. Because that's what sex is. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, they hold hands and 60 years later they still laugh about that awkward first kiss. All the kinky stuff that happened in between only made them happier and more connected. They're both in wheelchairs now and with Covid on the rise again, their great grandkids have to wait to take them out for a stroll until the young ones have had their shots too.

As the nurse wheels him to the bathroom, he says:

'Don't go anywhere my Love and mistress, I'll be right back.'

'I'll be waiting'

The couple bursts into laughter. Not because neither of them has the strength left to move their wheel chair but because of the memories of the past. Without that compulsive sexual behavior, there wouldn't been any kids, grandchildren or great grandchildren. The young nurse smiles. She knows and loves the naughty couple as she calls them. Herself a bit of a consensual sadist, she helps grandpa so gently, he once asked whether she's truly an angel. She wouldn't dream of causing him any discomfort. Not the same experience her slave has. Oh, the stories I can tell about nurses.

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf.

Wednesday, August 04, 2021

Cruel Canes that Care

How Women Really Enslave Men. It's kindness, don't tell anyone 

Caned by six dommes (image: lady Valeska)

The essence of femdom is not slavery. Or BDSM. It's women. I was reminded of that the other day doing 'research' for an article. One of those illegal video websites - which once again I only visit solely for research purposes - had this awesome video of six dommes in a caning competition, organised by lady Valeska. Four slaves are lined up and the game is called last man standing.

Mistress is loving it. (image lady Valeska)

The ladies have so much fun, it's a joy to watch - even for research purposes. From the approving nods if a slave is twitching when the cane hits him hard to the little excited noises when the slaves start to tremble. One by one the boys drop like flies and the game heats up. The ladies can hardly wait to get their turn. Finally it's down to the last two slaves. Six dommes, two slaves means there's hardly a moment to recover for the poor lads. Now the women get really excited and then suddenly: game over. One of the slaves can't take it anymore and is about to drop to his knees. The two dommes closest to him, rush over for support. I didn't see that coming and it once again showed me the beauty of femdom. Cruel, sadistic and dominant, yes. But also caring and the ability to change gears instantly. Sadists with a heart but also very feminine. No man can resist, so why isn't everybody into femdom?

As for the clip, it's gone from the tubes. I couldn't find 'Whipping Target Practice' on C4S or IWC. Feel free to send me the link to one of the stores and I'll update this post.

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As for the slave that lost, in the end he's the real winner, not the last guy standing, how cruel is that?

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

Alpha Female

Dominant females are everywhere! 

She's the boss now.

The macaque monkeys at a nature reserve on the Japanese island of Kyushu have a new leader. The previous one just got ousted. It happens all the time, kind of a macaque thing. Alpha male Sanchu has been leader of ‘troop B’ for five years.

Yakei's ascent to power started when she beat up her own mother [3] in order to become the alpha female. Two months later she challenged and roughed up 31-year old Sanchu and now the nine-year old female macaque is the boss.

And what's the grand prize for being the boss lady? Walking around with her tail up [2]. First in line for free peanuts (humans can read pinot noir instead) and "climbing trees and shaking them, which is an expression of power and a very rare behaviour in females." Sounds a lot better than having a man worshipping you by sucking your toes. 

Read the full article in The Guardian

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[1] sounds very Japanese, 'troop B', don't you agree?

[2] Try walking with your tail up as a male. Or a slave. No further comment.

[3] Probably not the kind of succession planning queen Patricia had in mind when she dreamt of handing the keys to the OWK's castle to her daughter.

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