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Sunday, March 13, 2022

Videodrome Is For Real

And much scarier than 40 years ago 

Why should other people decide what's hot or not. [So non-consensual, it always has to consensual]

E.L. James and her red room of pain. It has been done at least 50 times before.
'The original shock of Videodrome in 1983 was the idea that people would actually watch someone being tortured. In 2004, the Saw franchise was born and torture-porn movies are now old hat.'
- 'How a creepy 1983 cult movie got everything right about the internet.' [the Journal]

Everything connects to everything. Thanks Paltego for beating me to it, that's writing about the movie Videodrome. It's been on my to-do list for years and all of a sudden - all it takes is one tiny article on 1980s rock singer Blondie for you to blog about it? Thanks for nothing. As a fellow blogger you could've given me the heads up. Plus a few more years to come up with the actual copy. [3]

Friday, February 25, 2022

Femdom Meets Olympic Skiing

We men simply cannot loose and age has nothing to do with it 

This post has been approved for all audiences, especially for those around the age of 18.

No, today's image is not about Olympic skiing, scroll to the end to discover why he looks so uncomfortable.

Don't care much about the Olympics. Biathlon, a combination of skiing and target shooting, is my favourite. Try and slow down your heartbeat in an instant after racing downhill at breakneck speed in order to hit a target. Eileen Gu is a freestyle Olympic skier who competes for China. Mostly raised by her Chinese mother and grandmother, she has an American father. A recent background article in the New York Times explores some of the effects of Mrs. Gu competing for China, not the United States. Of course she is both Chinese and American. Conservative pundits in the US call her a traitor and accuse her of being ungrateful. But why should she be forced to choose? Identity is not a binary option. It's like forcing kids to choose which parent they'll never see again. The way Mrs. Gu looks at it, is “when I’m in the U.S., I’m American, but when I’m in China, I’m Chinese.”

Monday, February 14, 2022

Red String of Fate Revisited

Have faith

Love is real. Which makes the Red String real too. No, Valentine's Day is just an invention.


Long before I knew there was such a thing as femdom, little Dutch watched the A-team. B.A. is the cool guy but Hannibal has the best tag line. I love it too when a plan comes together [1]. Today is Valentine's Day 2022, the most important one in recent history. So many break-ups due to Covid-19. What the world needs now is love and I have the plan.

I honestly have no idea about the position of women in Korean society. And by that I do mean South Korea, the North being an indiscriminate unisex gulag. Most Korean shows on Netflix are about government corruption. What previous governments did get right was to promote local movies and TV shows, sometimes with spectacular results.  

Monday, January 17, 2022

Sunday Morning Gone Sour

L'amour toujours sometimes hurts 

Just like humblers suck! Only have myself to blame. Love it. I guess. Just not today.

mistress an li has her slave tied up in bed bondage humbler
Mistress An Li turning his world upside down.

Continued from Saturday's post. I'm sorry to inform you but there's no petite mort aujourd'hui in Dutch near future this Sunday morning. [Dutch?, that's me and yes things look pretty bleak from my humble point of view.]

Did I mention dreams don't always come true? Blame cruel toys. It's been a long voyage from being a guy in love to one desperate for intimacy. Took me under five seconds. [12] Imagine! Who cares, she wants it just as much as I - and probably more. Sorry to say but the whole man loves woman thing is kind of difficult to initiate right now. Rousing restrictions and so on. Agreed, imagination comes in handy turning dreamy desires into real world results bold enough to awake giants. Not gonna happen? Be quiet and think about it for a moment. Breathe in. Breathe out. Now you are free to surrender.

Saturday, January 01, 2022

OWK VII: On Becoming a Womanian

The rot runs much deeper than just some ridiculous name

Why not apply to serve a real woman like this elegant lady instead?

Continued from: OWK VI - Letter to queen Patricia.

Yes, I drank a lot on New Years Eve, but only the good stuff that gives you headaches for days. Or perhaps I drank too much. One of the weirder side effects of alcohol is that I can see clearly what it is that I desire most. I wanna be a Womanian. 

'I was so looking forward to the invasive and painful medical procedures. Stones, not even sticks? What can I say? Very disappointed.'
    - anonymous male applicant

Friday, December 31, 2021

[Leather] Goddesses Update

Less leather, more female deity!

mistress belladonna knight
Mistress Belladonna Knight (image: black mistresses.com)

On the third day of Christmas (to be invented shortly) women start returning their unwanted gifts while men wait for the battery packs of their newly acquired power tools to be fully charged.

Quite a few readers were upset by the suggestive click-bait that was my article on the Leather Goddesses of Phobos on Christmas Eve. Don't blame me, blame the 1980s. Or if you think those days were cool, blame the alphabet. Just remember: it wasn't me. As for the person who asked me where Phobos is, seriously? Read the fine print and get your priorities straight.

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The Most Rev Desmond Tutu

Yes OWK, rainbows are all about happiness. Learn from the best. 

Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu of South Africa passes away on Boxing Day.

Colourful!

Driving home from Christmas, I'm thinking of Dad. He's getting real old and his health is failing. He has not much time left. Next year we probably celebrate Christmas without him. Makes me sad. I've learned so much from him. How love is about what you do, not what you say the importance of keeping your promises and standing up for what you think is right, just to name a few.

Thursday, December 23, 2021

And What Is Your Biggest Kink Regret?

A dream forever out of reach. 

What man in his right mind can resist these two smiling dommes? 

After hearing the gospel of 'things can only get better', this Sunday, in an attempt to head off the fifth wave, [1] the Netherlands went into full lock down again. Just like last year, shortly before Christmas. Clearly somebody hates Christmas more than I do, which I don't, it's the Grinch whom I despise from the bottom of my heart.

Apart from getting sick or dying, Covid-19 has wreaked havoc on almost anything and anyone these past two years. Over here in Holland, the government closed down primary schools to force parents to work from home. UNICEF wasn't happy - nor were the parents - but what can they do? Secondary schools also closed down and many students haven't been in a class room for over a year. Sports clubs have gone under, same with choirs and other clubs. The elderly have have literally died from loneliness. Everybody you ask rattles of more victims of Covid-19 without hesitation and every time you're surprised just how wide and deep the impact is. The only 'winners' so to speak seem to be supermarkets. People are literally stuffing themselves.

At least staying at home allows me some more time for other stuff, like online surfing. The other day I read an interesting question. What is your biggest regret when it comes to kink? Most people wrote about the missed opportunity of never being able to visit the OWK, but why would you wanna go to a sub-par place where everybody - including visiting dommes - has to submit to one woman's [2] limited view on what femdom is and is not?

Others wrote about not being more adventurous but that's a double edged sword, kinky risks can easily translate into real world danger. Basically I don't do regrets but if I did, I'd limit myself to a shorter time period, say, like for instance the past year. Don't know why Berlin's Studio Avalon closed down earlier this year but not visiting there is probably my biggest regret for 2021. [3] The place always had this magical vibe, but what really drew me is the domina team. It always felt rather unique. Still curious about all of them. A couple of names stand out, like two true leather goddesses [more on the Leather Goddesses of Phobos tomorrow, finally] Herrin Mercedes and Lady Pascal in today's mast head image. Clearly I'm not nearly as masochistic as I should be because it brings me no joy never to be able to experience what I desire. And you? What's your regret?


 

[1] And no, once we reach the inevitable 11th wave I won't celebrate. D'oh. Covid-19 doesn't make me smile, 11 does.

[2] Or the men and women behind queen Patricia who came up with the money.

[3] My biggest regret for 2020 is not winning the lottery. As usual, I forgot to buy tickets but otherwise I would have applied for a month-long session at Avalon. If only.

Friday, October 15, 2021

Theresa Berkley Had A Horse

And a whip, but no actual horses were hurt yielding it [rather ferociously].

Flagellation. An 18th Century engraving presented to the Royal Society in hopes they could explain the appeal. (image: Dirty Sexy History)

Writing about Downsizing the Femdom Show turns out to be my entrance to Alice in Wonderland. 'How about guests appreciating your bold choice of having two, not just one, Berkley horses in your dining room?' And down the rabbit hole we go.

It happened long before the arrival of mobile phones and the internet. Don't remember which book it was, but in one of them the wife finds her business card in his wallet. His narrow escape? It says she breeds horses. Perhaps it was the Happy Hooker, a well-know New York madam in the 1960's and 1970's who went on Dutch television some years ago accompanied by her slave girl of whom the interviewer - rather surprisingly - accepted that 'she' didn't speak. Horses, Berkley Horse, tongue in cheek? To me that sounds just like her.

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Femdom Fashion Crime - Ultimate Edition

Absolutely disgusting 

This image is so offensive I had to pixilate parts of it.

No animals were hurt conducting this crime, nor does it include leather. Doesn't mean it's not bad. On top of that, there is something else that worries me. Whose fault is it? Is it mistress', being the arbiter of all things or slaveboy for bringing shame on his mistress.

From one slave to another, the correct order to undress yourself in front of mistress is shoes, socks, upper body, lower body. [1] [2] Below a map of the do's and don'ts. It's that easy.

Smile? Check? Lifting him higher? Check. Quel horror below the waist. Never.

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[1] Chastity devices not included, wherever applicable.

[2] No OWK, wrong again. Put a sock in it. To worship women means all women.

[3] Please forgive me for not spending more time to find a better [more horrible] illustration today. 

Monday, August 23, 2021

Consent Is Never Annoying

Consent is a moment in time, one that is fleeting at best. Saying no is forever. [3] 

Consensual non-consensual is real because we choose so. Non-consensual never is. Nor is it a choice.

Powerful image from the Burning Man festival: two grown-ups with their backs to each other, while their inner child connect. Sadly, today is about the opposite.

Welcome to Dutch' average Saturday morning, reading the papers. War to the left. Election fraud to the right. Stuff happening in Timbuktu staring right back at you. When is it not? Something going on at the Hogwarts School of Magic. Different realm. Next up a story about our kids doomed before they reach the age of 11. Finally there's the latest invention to save mankind. Why would we? Don't ask. And yes, it's going to be expensive, courtesy of grateful tax-payers. And no that's not the sort of non-consensual consensual I'm writing about. Whatever the news, I no longer care.

Friday, August 06, 2021

No Fap Fool Believes Femdommes Are After Men's Private Parts

Welcome to the Hotel California

Relax Mr. Fapstronaut, it's just a pretty girl with a cane.

Let's say I believe that femdom is dangerous, what's next. Certainly not getting a new grip on life by studying the No Fap website. Don't worry, today's not the day for jokes about chastity devices, even though they may be the answer for some.

In 'the origin of female domination​' Zenaf, a fapstronaut, whatever that is, shares some devious thoughts with his audience ' as it may help you to break the delusion.'

It's opening salvo is nothing short of impressive: 'There are many reasons why men can be drawn to dominant women, but the underlying force is the same: It's a drive to return to mother nature, to the Uroboros, back to the womb, back when the burden of responsibility didn't exist yet and we were in tune with nature.'

If you're serious about responsibility, the first rule of fight club is that you don't write garbage like that. Alas, the written diarhea continues. 'To understand Femdom you need to understand the archetype of the Devouring Mother.'

Sadly, according to the author, 'archetypes are a bit too complex to explain in full detail' so basically you have to trust him when he says: 'ou can see it as a pattern of behavior that is constantly being embodied by people cross-culturally since the beginning of time.' Whatever. The writer continues by explaining how both sexes having two archetypes, one positive and one negative. Yin and Yang I say. The opposite of the benevolent Mum is the devouring mother and they are to blame for all things femdommy.

It's tough to condens all that nonsense into it's bare essence but it goes something like this: in Biblical times men were lazy. That was long ago. They were forced to act that way because it made them dependent on the women in the centuries before what we now call the Common Era. All of that was dreamt up by Gaia. Yes, Mother Earth is both a conscious living being and a woman. 'The role of the masculine at this stage was merely the role of fruit.' Not in real life of course, but according to some lunatic who escaped from the asylum in order to teach psychology for idiots at OWK university. Our rollercoaster ride continues:

'They were the seed that grow and live to serve the great mother only to be sacrificed to her as soon as they're ripe. Hence the name the devouring mother.' Another pressure point reveals itself later in the same paragraph. 'In many cultures they worshiped female deities first.' Excellent choice, but who am I. Even though mistress says I'm never wrong. Remember: she's always right.

I cannot quote everything but the remainder goes something like this: the sun and the moon seperate. Musculine males wrestles themselves from the influence of Mother Nature and everything turns to hell. Harmony is lost and with our planet in dire need of dragon slayers, masculine males respond to the call to arms. Of course in their crusader world, dragon is short for devouring mother. Next, the self-appointed hero frees the virgin (the benevolent feminine). The End.

Not quite. In 2021 devouring mothers are still among us. 'The professional representation of the devouring mother so to speak, is the modern day dominatrix.' And that's why you shouldn't take hydroxychloroquine as cure for Covid. Or any other illness for that matter. 'You can tell by the language and the intent that they use to get you to do one thing and one thing only: Give up your sense of self and return the leadership to her. In other words, become a fruit again.'

Hmm, becoming her slave and accepting everything that flows from it, doesn't mean I erase myself. Surrendering to who I am feels more like lifting me higher. It brings me joy, fulfillment and makes me happy. Perhaps hard to understand for the outside world, but it does. Why else would I crawl, suffer and beg? And when it feels like the sun is about to set, I'm free to leave anytime. It's a little thing called 'voluntarily'. It's also the one and only thing she'll ever demand of me. To never ever give up the freedom to forsake the freedom to walk away.

Coach Crap continues his argument. 'I've watched many femdom hypnosis videos (why else would I write this thread :p)' Perhaps because you just escaped Arkham Asylum? That would be my bet. No offence, which, honestly, I think is impossible at this point.

'When you go further into the femdom "training" and you pay attention to it, you can clearly recognize their emphasis on your cock!'

Ok, don't tell this to anyone, my other dommes might get jealous but I have exactly 1111 mistresses I serve. It's a hard life, not by choice but by destiny. I send pics of my private parts out all the time and it's like honey to the femdom bees. Didn't expect that. The only reason I don't surrender to  11.11.11 mistresses at the same time is that my internet connection is a bit slow. Huge. Uploads and so on. Being the perfect slave, how can I deprive any woman of the joy of seeing my private parts in ultra-hyper mega-super full HD. Let's be honest, sending out images of my gorgeous carrot that are smaller than 11Gb is exceptionally cruel to the ladies. I live to serve. Wouldn't dream of it.

Finally the insane author gets to the hardcore part, the truth in his eyes. 'Because that's all you are to them. A cock. A fruit. Your personality is meaningless. Your will is meaningless. You're here to serve and here to die for her.'

Even I need a couple of minutes to proces. And the answer? Don't. This guy loves bondage as much as I do. The difference between us is that for me it's fun and he needs it to keep him safe from harm. Himself and others. Same thing with gags. I need them not to shoot my mouth of, he needs a silencer to make the world a better place.

It's incels all over. No man, by the time he is 18 or 21, is still involuntarily a virgin unless he's never learned how to use a toothbrush or the benefits of soap if you want to talk to an actual girl.

On a final note: whatever you do, don't read the comments. Why? Because of things like this: 'a man that completes all developmental stages from childhood to adulthood will not feel attraction towards femdom.'

OK, you got me. But only because I feel like a kid in a candy story ever since I found out there are women who love femdom just as much as I do. Even cooler, you cannot tell by looking at them. It's heaven on earth. 

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf.  

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[1] Dear Mr. Fapstronaut, I've written before about fruit and femdom, see my post on Forbidden Fruits and the one about the Food Dominatrix. In case you're afraid of triggers, don't look at this image. I also explain why men surrender. But just between you and me Mr. No Fap, you know what makes women -vanilla or Dark Side - really dangerous? Personal Gravity. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

Alpha Female

Dominant females are everywhere! 

She's the boss now.

The macaque monkeys at a nature reserve on the Japanese island of Kyushu have a new leader. The previous one just got ousted. It happens all the time, kind of a macaque thing. Alpha male Sanchu has been leader of ‘troop B’ for five years.

Yakei's ascent to power started when she beat up her own mother [3] in order to become the alpha female. Two months later she challenged and roughed up 31-year old Sanchu and now the nine-year old female macaque is the boss.

And what's the grand prize for being the boss lady? Walking around with her tail up [2]. First in line for free peanuts (humans can read pinot noir instead) and "climbing trees and shaking them, which is an expression of power and a very rare behaviour in females." Sounds a lot better than having a man worshipping you by sucking your toes. 

Read the full article in The Guardian

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[1] sounds very Japanese, 'troop B', don't you agree?

[2] Try walking with your tail up as a male. Or a slave. No further comment.

[3] Probably not the kind of succession planning queen Patricia had in mind when she dreamt of handing the keys to the OWK's castle to her daughter.

Thursday, July 29, 2021

Time Machine

Holland. Springtime. Time machine. Sort of. 

Today is not about Doctor Who. Or? Of course not sleepyhead. Don't you know the Doctor is never without a companion?

# relationship goals

One morning, a couple of weeks ago I wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes of. The daunting task of getting up and facing the weather, which looks more like late autumn makes me go for option B. Five more minutes.

Alone in the big bed, I gaze at 'her' pillow and suddenly realize how much I miss her. Not exactly a news flash, more like on of those moments of weakness where you allow crushing honesty to trample your soul. The noise outside tells me it's a cold May morning. Figures, a couple of days earlier the night temperature dipped below zero.

Friday, June 11, 2021

Air Neocorona

[air as in airtist]

Mile high club femdom style. [Image: Neocorona]

After Castlevania season three popped up on my BDSM radar, I frowned. Rule 34 inevitably scares me. After which I did a little online research. My blog's readers deserve the best. Clearly Google is a man because the search engine gets it wrong more often than not.

Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Castlevania's Femdom World

Season three only but afterwards you'll be wondering if rule 34 is now a thing of the past.

Castlevania is not a DIY show about the OWK fixing up their new castle but a Netflix animated series about vampires 'n' stuff. It's not very good either. Still I watched. What can I say? Covid-19 anyone?

Artist impression of Lenore and Hector. Awesome image! (Credits: PurpleDNGNoodle on Twitter)

A couple of weeks back Netflix dropped season four, which means it's time for me to start watching season three (2020). Spoilers from here on.

For vampires to live happily ever after all you needs is humans. Lots of us. Mainly to suck the blood out of. Please don't judge, we all do what we have to do. It's take-out night. Spare ribs or burgers?

Monday, April 19, 2021

Never Self Defence! Handcuffed Wife Faces Life In Jail For Shooting Rapist Husband

Of course it's not self defence. It never is. Not even when a woman protects their children. No matter what. [0] [1]

[Are you really that self-absorbed, you believe, her first instinct is to save herself? Congrats, there's a bright future in findomming ahead of you.] [11]

Still no self defence?

The beauty of the decimal system is lost upon most. Luckily there's the number 11, AKA fool's number. Meanwhile the number 12 stands for perfection. Don't believe the hype.

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Upside Down House For Sale

About that 11th item to always tell your real estate agent about 

Remember Stranger Things? Clearly the Upside Down comes in many flavours. Classy 'n' pervy? Welcome to Sex Oasis 2.0

Sometimes there's no downside at all. Obviously.

Don't care about realtor confessions one to 10. What matters is the final one. Number 11 on the list. Ha ha ha. Does the property come with a 'naughty' 50 Shades kind of sex dungeon? [1]

Despite the fact I'm living on the 11th floor of the Elfland building somewhere in Dutcherdam (xxx), the answer is a resounding 'yes Ma'am.' What else can I say?

Monday, March 15, 2021

Kink.Com San Francisco - Nirvana of the Past

"Last Days of the Leather Fortress" 

Classic image of the wonderful Claire Adams, shooting for Men In Pain.

In 2017 I wrote about the inevitable closure of the Armory, best known as Kink.com's headquarters. According to Wikipedia the building was constructed as an armory and arsenal for the United States National Guard in 1912–1914 and designed with a castle-like appearance in a Moorish Revival style. In an exceptionel well-written 2017 article for Hazlitt Tina Horn takes the reader into the world beyond the Arsenal's outer walls. She also shares some of her memories from her time at Kink's HQ 

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Of Circles And Squares

Everybody knows circles are by definition perfect

Explaining the true nature of beauty or happiness is impossible. Don't read on.

men are squares, women are circles. Slaves are squares, mistresses are circles
Pretty much self-explanatory. I'll leave it at that.

Circles and squares represent the arch-type of what it means to be human, once you get rid of life's bloatware. Two geometrical figures sum up the essence of female and male. Lean in, look closer and observe. Circles and squares are highly similar, yet oh so different. When in doubt, emphasize what connects them. Not convinced? Grab a random stranger and ask. As soon as Mr. Square catches his breath, he can't stop talking about the overwhelming similarities between both forms. No surprise there, a man's life revolves around certain Wonderful Girls, Magical Creatures and their beautiful, rounded corners. [1] Just not because of that.

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