No escape
Meep meep anyone?
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Haven't you heard? Wily E. Coyote is sueing ACME corp. Because their products don't work. Of course you have not. Big Business deleting the [funny] movie because that's more profitable than showing it in theaters. Not a joke. Makes no sense, does it? A bit like a sadist not hurting a masochist because he loves it. What about her needs? Guess some relationships are doomed from the start.
Back in 2020 Michelle Lacy tweeted how those isolation rooms weren't gonna finish themselves. What I forgot to mention at the time is that if you tie up your carpenter in a leather body bag, the outcome is highly predictable. He's going nowhere. And yes, of course those rooms ain't gonna get finished, unless you do it yourself. Or you could untie your carpenter slave, which seems unlikely given that genuine smile of hers. Four years on and the tables have turned. Or so it seems. Carpenter slave finally managed to escape - meep meep anyone? - and Michelle Lacy is eagerly awaiting his return, not that it makes sense. Zero points for either of them.
She is gonna catch him in her web, tie him up. It's the same story all over again. He is going nowhere, nor is the progress on her dungeon. Boring, let's make some adjustments. No, not to the leather straps, let's swap one of the players. What would happen is Michelle Lacy manages to ty up Wily E. Coyote in that bondage bed of hers? Despite the fact coyotes generally speaking are pretty smart, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even with Wily planning his escape way in advance. You know how. Blowing up stuff here and there with supplies he purchased from Acme corp. When did that ever work? Indeed. And that is why W. E. C is suing Acme Inc. Or is he? Just wait for tonight and you'll find him all tied up [by mistress Michelle Lacy]. No more meep meep for Mr. Coyote, he is not going anywhere. Which, pretty much, makes him the luckiest canine alive.
Don't think something like this happens by chance. Come a little closer and take a good look. If this ain't the outline of a heavy bondage enthusiast, what is? He knows what he signed up for.
Jennifer Lopez - Waiting for Tonight (Never Gonna Give You Up '87 Remix)
If you think today's story is wacky, hold your breath. The song that's been on repeat in my mind from the moment I saw Michelle Lacy's tweet is Waiting for Tonight. Most likely featured Jennifer Lopez before already but hold your breath. What if you cross Jennifer Lopez with Rick Astley? This is what you get. Yes, Rick Astley is highly underrated and today's mash-up is one big technical mess, so much it pains my ears, but why not? Add to that actress Alissa Milano, who had a somewhat successful music career in Japan as a teen idol singer while she was playing Tony Danza’s daughter in Who’s The Boss [random weird fact] and there you go.
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| Jennifer Lopez - Waiting for Tonight (Never Gonna Give You Up '87 Remix) [click to listen] |
Notes
[1] Last time I wrote about Michelle Lacy I taught my readers a little Dutch. "Joepie" is an old-fashioned word to express joy. Let's try another one. "Gaaf" means cool. The word is often used to express approval and excitement at the same time.
[2] You know what's funny? First time I saw this image I had to think of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I'll leave it up to you who goes where.
[3] On top of all the reasons why I love my kink, I love it because it's weird and wonderful, just like life. Have you met any exes recently who got married on your birthday. Neither have I.
[4] To tie the knot or to tie a knot, what's the difference?
[5] Don't tell anyone but secretly I'm compiling a list of 1111 dommes I want to interview. Just added Michelle Lacy to the list.
[6] Lopez worked as a backup dancer for Janet Jackson, and appeared in the music video for "That's the Way Love Goes"
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