Free Catheter As a Thank-You?

promise to be cruel Please? 

Independent advice is either very expensive or completely free. Nothing in between.

Gorgeous eyes. Dr. Mia, urologist, an associate of Nurse Gypsy & Friends.

The other day I was helping a friend, sorting out her finances. She wants to buy a house. Guess I did a good job. As I was heading out door, she rather unexpectedly, offered me a free catheter. Odd choice of words and I immediately felt the need to cross my legs. Mostly invisible. Took me a few seconds to bounce back, before I could usher the usual silly comments about her sweet offer. We both had a laugh. And no, I didn't tell her I'd love to try such a useless, invasive procedure, as long as she promised to enjoy it too. It includes her marveling at my pain, humiliation and everything else generally associated with men feeling miserable in the hands of capable, caring but oh so cruel nurses. She'll never know.

Time Machine

Holland. Springtime. Time machine. Sort of. 

Today is not about Doctor Who. Or? Of course not sleepyhead. Don't you know the Doctor is never without a companion?

# relationship goals

One morning, a couple of weeks ago I wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes of. The daunting task of getting up and facing the weather, which looks more like late autumn makes me go for option B. Five more minutes.

Alone in the big bed, I gaze at 'her' pillow and suddenly realize how much I miss her. Not exactly a news flash, more like on of those moments of weakness where you allow crushing honesty to trample your soul. The noise outside tells me it's a cold May morning. Figures, a couple of days earlier the night temperature dipped below zero.

Cruella Takes a Wrong Turn

Cruelty to animals is never the answer 

What if Cruella de Vil, in her younger years, had focused on femdom instead of puppies?[2] 

Undeniably powerful, even if her name isn't Cruella. Good for her.

Apart from rating female villains in the Disney movies there's little to get excited about when it comes to the Magical Kingdom. Oops. Why Kan that be? Is it in his kiss, sorry Cher, I mean name? Her name of course.

Gain Control to Lose Control

Femdom blogging at it's best is like a fly-wheel. The more people blog, the more people blog too. It's a little thing called inspiration. Apart from killing time until you go shopping for groceries later today, femdom blogging actually serve a purpose. Big words, yes, but reading other people's blogs is all about personal growth.

Quiz: Which Domme Should Be The 14th Doctor?

Time for the first-ever Domme Doctor. 

Audio only: or how not to enjoy watching Doctor Who. (Image: Chastity Goddess)

Cucumber time is the Dutch expression for silly season. Only, this year it's not just the summer months filled with frivolous news, it's been going on ever since Covid-19 came to town.

Doctor Who on the other hand is serious stuff, as I've explained many times before. Most viewers agree that Jody Whittaker is a little underwhelming as the thirteenth Doctor. Some blame it on the writing, others on the actor. My bet? It's a bit of both. 

Love Bondage Is Never The Answer

Hardcore bondage between lovers on the other hand... 

Elise Graves smiles as she explains the many benefits of bondage liberation to a captive audience. 

Father's Day in the Netherlands. Dutch' top tip this Sunday? Don't tell dad you're into femdom. [You're happy] he raised you, that's all he need to know. Being his daughter or son makes no difference. He loves you and is proud of you. If Dad were to be the next President of the United States, the Secret Service wardens would call him Love Unlimited, so let it go. Also because Dad is tied-up in his old-school convinctions about what should make you happy.

BDSAIME's Warsaw Prison Session

It's terrifying. Some think it's fun

Today more of a blog recommendation than a review of sorts.

Lady Daria contemplating in her Warsaw prison.

One of femdom blogger Paltego's favourite calls to arms is for the global femdom blogging comunity to link to each other. A while back I ran into BDSAIME, a bilingual femdom blog from France. Tweaking my old-school Blogger software didn't help. There was no way to add BDSAIME to my blog roll, so I contacted its author. Turn out the gentleman uses an obscure, incompatible platform. What a waste.

Air Neocorona

[air as in airtist]

Mile high club femdom style. [Image: Neocorona]

After Castlevania season three popped up on my BDSM radar, I frowned. Rule 34 inevitably scares me. After which I did a little online research. My blog's readers deserve the best. Clearly Google is a man because the search engine gets it wrong more often than not.

A Job Well Done

Smiling sadists are the best [image; merciless dominas]

Continuing from yesterday's post about the virtues of porn, here's another lady from the Merciless Dominas team. I have absolutely no idea who she is. She's also rather young. But what I do love is her smile. Whether this lady is an actress or someone fully into femdom, it doesn't matter. Her smile does. And she's clearly happy with the end result. Dutch and smiling sadists, a combination that can end only one way. Me in tears. And despite the fact I'm not loving it, I'll probably be back for more.

Porn Is Good

[including femdom porn]

Nobody can escape porn. Good thing we're all grown-ups, able to separate fact from fiction.

In an article titled 'the porn crisis that isn't' the Atlantic magazine discusses why some politicians in the USA now consider pornography to be a health threat. Short answer? They think it gets them re-erected. Nasty stuff. Poltics that is.

Castlevania's Femdom World

Season three only but afterwards you'll be wondering if rule 34 is now a thing of the past.

Castlevania is not a DIY show about the OWK fixing up their new castle but a Netflix animated series about vampires 'n' stuff. It's not very good either. Still I watched. What can I say? Covid-19 anyone?

Artist impression of Lenore and Hector. Awesome image! (Credits: PurpleDNGNoodle on Twitter)

A couple of weeks back Netflix dropped season four, which means it's time for me to start watching season three (2020). Spoilers from here on.

For vampires to live happily ever after all you needs is humans. Lots of us. Mainly to suck the blood out of. Please don't judge, we all do what we have to do. It's take-out night. Spare ribs or burgers?