The Impossible Harry Potter Femdom Quiz

Cuffs and collars, it's a store but exactly what they're selling, I don't know.

By now everybody knows there are no riel slaves left despite the 20 to one numerical advantage that dommes enjoy. As for us slaves, everybody knows we have no limits, no need to brag about that. Put a sock in it. Femdom is way too serious - and being Über-serious hardly ever leads to serious happiness.

After eight straight days of temperatures of 35 degrees Celsius and over - average for August is 21 - Dutch is beginning to recover from a heatstroke. To many, 35 degrees is peanuts, but in a humid country like Holland, humidity makes sweating pointless as a way to cool down your body.

Desperate Slave Eyes

Mistress Sidonia breaks her slave through the sheer force of her personality. [1]

Happiness comes at a price (image: The English Mansion)

Dutch is a longtime admirer of mistress Sidonia von Borcke and The English Mansion. [2] I wrote before about the attention to detail that goes into her videos. Together with the famous, Berlin based, Studio Avalon, The English Mansion is one of very few video labels that continues to stand out after more than two decades.

It's hard to surf the internet and not run into mistress Sidonia. Of course her on camera persona is not the same as the mistress she is in private. The best way to be successful is to do what you love. Because of that I suppose there is a significant overlap between the domme mistress Sidonia is in private and the one she publicly embraces.

"I Embrace Femdom"

Of course I do, much more than I'll ever realize.

Of course that guy isn't me but some model. It's the price you have to pay for flogging useless, overpriced travelgear.

On the way to my local supermarket I come across a couple of bus stops that carry life size advertisements, you cannot miss. For several weeks now one of them has an ad that says "I EMBRACE FEMDOM." Me too dude! Of course it doesn't say that, but it's what I read - or choose to read. Because I do with all my heart.

The Femdom Show (2020)

Some things you don't find on IMDB.

What would The Truman Show look like, if the hero is confined [and loving it] to a world where women are always in charge, dominant and often sadistic?

Reality bites in The Femdom Show.

The Truman Show is a 1998 movie about a man, played by Jim Carey, whose whole life is caught on camera without his permission. He literally lives in a bubble from which it's difficult to escape. The movie is years ahead of the world of surveillance capitalism we know live in. In the end our hero manages to escape, but what if his character is both submissive and lives in a reality occupied by dominant women, he cannot escape?

That's Gross! (Unless You're Up For It?)

There's nothing gross about consensual happiness.

“Three Things
Three things cannot be retrieved:
The arrow once sped from the bow
The word spoken in haste
The missed opportunity."

(Ali the Lion, Caliph of Islam, son-in-law of Mohammed the Prophet)

― Idries Shah, Caravan of Dreams

Frame It

Less is more

Twitter is not my thing. Yes, I have an account but I use it mainly for inspiration. Dutch is old-fashioned, he wants to serve the mistress of his dreams in person. See her, feel her and smell her, but above all the chance to look into her eyes while I surrender. Being on camera is not the same. [1] It doesn't matter if camera means being on Zoom, Skype or looking at porn.

"Let's Be Careful Out There!"

From the Dutchland 20 to 1 department 

Of course it's hard to find a domme. My luck is that as a slave I'm always horny and have no limits. It's something I'm proud of and tell everyone, even those who don't want to hear it. Never asked myself what those pesky and highly theoretical limits might imply. After all, they fade away instantly in my "anything for you mistress"-world. Trust me, it's pretty brilliant, perfect [obviously] and very hot.

Feeling Sorry for Female Subs

Kink is complicated. Like all good things in life. But not all of the time, sometimes confusion is a better word.

Despite the fact that I never look at on-line porn, femdom-related images have no trouble finding their way onto my screen. If that's what Gaia decides, I surrender. Doesn't mean much, I surrender pretty easily to certain women. Unlike most of my male readers, Dutch is a slave who comes with limits attached. I try to restore the cosmic balance by telling silly jokes when timing is at it's most awkward. Somehow it never works.

It took me much longer to accept my limits than to accept the fact I'm into kink. The latter was just my inner monologue telling me "oh, that's what they call it. Cool."

Who Needs Chastity?

Lockdown is good. Being locked-up is bad. Release first, pain second is hell.

My choice for this images probably has more to do with my preference for women's hands and gloves than the chastity device she is holding.

Don't know how dommes take advantage of the social distancing lockdown but the options are infinite. And no, not Dutch. Not seeing anyone at the moment, so I keep myself busy with vanilla stuff I need to finish ASAP. And no, still not done.

By now, you know Dutch believes in a "healthy" balance between Vanilla and Dark, but even I have to agree that this extended lockdown is a great moment to take the time to explore and discover. Unlike most of you, I'm not into permanent chastity. It's not practical and makes life to easy for us slaves. Of course it's annoying that you're not allowed an orgasm. On the other hand, you're always aroused. How cool is that? High on endorphins, all that pain and humiliation tastes a lot sweeter. Why not turn it around?

Smile And Let Love Rule

For a happy, healthy femdom relationship, look at how mistress and slave interact as vanilla lovers. It's that easy.

Dominant woman are not service providers for our submissive needs, nor are slaves one dimensional cardboard figures with fat wallets. 

Keep on smiling! Don't know who she is, but I found this happy couple [he's happy too] on BDSMLR.

Definitely not my best writing, but it's good to see I'm not the only one who thinks femdom at it's best possesses an unique quality that is beautiful beyond words. Still, I wonder how many reader were looking for an explanation as to why they are drawn to the Dark Side or perhaps an excuse to be accept a certain part of who they are.

In Diamonds are Forever, James Bond author Ian Fleming writes “Most marriages don’t add two people together. They subtract one from the other.” Pretty grim but probably true when it comes to most femdom relationships. And no, mistress is not always the winning looser. It's better to read this post out of character, makes you think with the upper, upper half of your body.

British Tax Payers - Black and White - Finally Pay Off Loan To Former Slave Owners

What's 200 years between friends?

No, the British didn't compensate their former slaves, it's owners were paid handsomely for loss of their property. And it was pretty expensive.

Beatrix, former queen of the Netherlands, in a golden carriage. What is conveniently left out from this Wikipedia image is a panel painted on the other side. Is called something like "Colonies paying tribute to the Dutch Virgin." The Virgin represents the Dutch Commonwealth.

Dutch has set himself a goal: to become the most boring person of 2020. In order to reach that goal, I read boring stuff. Nothing is duller than taxes, it's why I read the Tax Justice Network newsletter.

Lady Luck cannot hate me. I'm born in a rich country, male, white and university-educated plus other privileges I will never know exist for real. I hope you understand irony, because that's what this next line is all about. Somehow I cannot win [loose], not even when I try to be boring. I was so sad the other day after reading the Tax Justice Network newsletter.

Removing statues of politically-incorrect historical figures is the biggest mistake ever. The less future generations know about the atrocities of the past, the harder it is to make them understand what's wrong in today's society. Paint them pink and put them on display in a museum, explanation about why they were truly evil next to it. Whatever you do, don't hide the truth.