Thursday, June 16, 2022

Plug 'n' Play?

[Is technology overrated?]

Don't try to outsmart mistress, not even when it comes to power tools.

Before and after? Not not that. The other thing.

Without them, so far 2022 proves to be a mediocre year at best. Remember how mistress locked away my power tools on New Years Eve after my highly scientific 'update' regarding the Leather Goddesses of Phobos [11.1]? Ever heard of a dungeon that upgrades itself without them?

"NO."

"YES my LOVE and mistress, I understand."

[Not exactly the moment to tell my love just how much I love her.]

Friday, June 10, 2022

Who Am I?

Good question

With lady Daria's 'no prisoners attitude', personal growth is on the backburner for now. Still I keep on wondering who am I [as a slave]. 

You've probably seen the movie. Love Mr. Chan but not as much as Michelle Yeoh. Mrs. Yeoh studied ballet before turning to acting. I once read she's the only one Mr. Chan allows to do her own stunts. And she is truly fabulous. Her latest movie Everything Everywhere All at Once is about her playing a multi-verse anti hero who is the only one that can save existence across time and space. And it all starts out with Mrs. Yeoh's character living her life her on earth as the worst possible version of herself. Haven't seen it yet but it's even more complicated than that. According to Michelle Yeoh the scene with the giant buttplug was the most fun.

Michelle Yeoh: ‘Jackie Chan thought women belonged in the kitchen – until I kicked his butt’ [link]

Tuesday, June 07, 2022

Warsaw Prison 2.0 Update

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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Femdom's 44 Billion

What would you do? 

Is it Kylie or a Leather Goddess from Phobos?

While bloggers Paltego and Servitor deal blows over an ex, the real question is how could Elon Musk have supported the femdom community with the 44 billion dollar he spends on buying Twitter.

OK, I get it. Too complicated, so let me rephrase. What would you do [femdom-wise] with 44 billion? Anything goes as long as it has to do with femdom. And no, world peace, eradicating hunger, Kylie for Doctor! or saving the bumble bee are not part of it. Sorry.

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

More On The Beauty of Femdom

To be the benificiary of her glory... 

Beauty is art and art is beautiful. To each their own, so let's not argue. In the end what makes a man drop to his knees is the fact that he embraces life in all her wisdom. Our time here is all about yin and yang, beauty and balance, so spend your time wisely.

It may sound harsh, some even call it ungrateful, but there are those who deserve your surrender and those who don't. Experience is a harsh mistress but oh my there's no steeper learning curve than lessons learned. Don't worry, when the time comes and you look up to her in awe, gratitude, amazement, filled with love, you'll know. Almost that is. Let's be honest, you knew, long before the moment you first dropped to your knees in front of her. And yes it's a privilige, a miracle even, one that two people work hard to make it happen. Isn't gratitude glorious? 

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In other news today, the next Doctor is Who? Jody Whittaker's replacement has been long overdue. Clearly Mrs. Whittaker was a casting mistake, better at home at the [inevitable] reboot of 'Lost', whenever, wherever.

Ncuti Gatwa will take over as the BBC's eternal Time Lord in an all-new 2023 restart. The 29-year-old Scottish actor, born in Rwanda, starred as Eric Effiong in Netflix’s Sex Education. Mr. Gatwa's first appearance as Doctor Who is scheduled for next year after 13's final episode later in 2022. If love sees no colour, why did it take the Doctor so long? And no, today no snarky comments about some three letter word Eastern European femdom nonstitution. Too easy, even Dutch has his pride.

And no, still haven't seen the Doctor Who Easter special. One day.

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Ukranian entry Go-A at Eurovision 2021. This year let's all vote for Ukraine, OK? Mistress' orders.

Saturday, May 07, 2022

World Naked Gardening Day

Scary stuff gardening: mistresses Jade and Deanna having way too much fun (image:Clubdom)

Every year on the first Saturday in May, gardeners are encouraged to shed their clothes and tend their gardens naked, just as nature intended.

According to the National Day Calendar website there are many benefits to gardening in the buff.

  • It’s doesn’t cost anything.
  • It’s a fun and freeing activity.
  • It ties people to the natural world.
  • Gardening is good for the environment.
  • It allows humans to be honest with who they are.

Some free advice: "Are you thinking of trying naked gardening? If so, there are some things you should not do. For instance, you shouldn’t plant roses or do anything with cacti. You should avoid using power tools. Definitely stay far away from poisonous ivy, and don’t forget the sunblock!"

Guess other stingy activities are probably OK, just look at mistresses Jade and Deanna working in Clubdom's garden, whipping the slut.Some posts just write themselves.

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Promised you a sexy track last time. Unfortunately Fruit by Dwaalgast and Shari Klein is in Dutch but it's wonderful. And yes trees grow in gardens so we're also back on topic. Click to listen on Youtube.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2022

Will Die a Virgin

The latest in femdom fashion? 

Unlike simple stuff like soap voluntary involuntary just got complicated. 

Yes honey you'll still be a virgin when I'm done. But first let me take a selfie.

Remember incels? Neither do I. Used to be a buzz word a few years back for men who pretended to be involuntarily celibate. [1] How 'bout getting a job instead and using your first pay check to buy some soap? And mouth wash with lots of bleach preferably.

There's this movie called the 40-year old virgin. Never seen it, but the title kinda gives it away. Even if you're a shy introvert, there's no reason to. Just remember there are both shy women and men. The key is to communicate in whichever way works best for the two of you. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just remember that all women prefer soap. [100]  And body spray.

Sunday, May 01, 2022

Leh Ysl (レア): Bondage That Empowers

As in sets you free. Mentally only of course 

Art by Leh Ysl (レア)

How many months has it been since mistress locked away my precious [power tools]? I honestly cannot remember despite the fact it was on my birthday which is 11-11 but I'd never think she could be this heartless and cruel. Almost as if she has a sadistic streak inside of her. Anyway, how am I going to fix up HER (that's me sucking up) dungeon? With bare hands? If only.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Warrior Woman: the Agoji of Benin [Western Africa]

Forgot to mention. It's with Lupita Nyong'o 

Lupita Nyong'o hosting the documentary Warrior Women

Dutch loves beautiful woman. Lupita Nyong'o is stunning. For some reason Dutch cannot say Mrs. Nyong'o is superb. Not sure why, some say it's not done. Doesn't alter the fact. Crazy world we live in where facts are no longer facts. Fact is, these days the OWK is a proper kingdom. Can't say that either? Huh? [2]

Lupita Nyong'o was born in Mexico City from Kenyan parents. She was raised in Kenya from the age of one. At age 16 her parents sent her to Mexico to learn Spanish. [Mrs. Nyong'o has dual citizenship.] After receiving her bachelor Mrs. Nyong'o enrolled in a master's degree program in acting at the Yale School of Drama. "Immediately after graduating from Yale, Nyong'o landed her breakthrough role when she was cast in the 2013 movie 12 Years a Slave." For which she won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress.

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

'Make Up Your Mind'

Shibari meets art meets freedom

Don't make me choose.

Nope, still haven't seen Sunday's Doctor Who special but given the fact it involves pirates, there's probably a ship as well. Can it at least fly? Remember how Kylie's Titanic flew in space? And no, I'm still not curious about the penultimate appearance of Jody Whittaker as the Doctor. That bad? Yes.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

I'm Feeling Knotty Doctor

Who? Me? Yes I love bondage, so what?

Ikki No Ko Exhibition "Red", Tokyo 2015

Over three series current Doctor Who showrunner Chris Chibnal tied himself (and his successors) up in knots. Add to that Jody Whitaker's lacklustre performance, almost as if she doesn't want to be there and you have a 50-year old show on the verge of cancelling.

Nothing is what is seems to be anymore, something not even Hugh Grant, yes there are persistent rumours, can fix. Doctor Ruth on the other hand...

The only ones who consistently seem to believe in Chris & Jody - and no that's not a 90's boy-girl band - are the folks at The Guardian newspaper. By accident I discovered this morning tonight is the penultimate episode featuring doctor Jody. "Man the cannons and buckle up for an Easter special at sea with the Time Lord (we have the wonderful Jodie Whittaker for one more special later in the year)." Clearly someone hasn't been paying attention over the past few years. Or is it that the Guardian's regular reviewer has access to episodes one or two days before they are shown on television and that writing an honest expose means risking early access?

Chibnall has been exploiting minorities throughout his tenure to distract the viewers from just how awful his writing is. The Doctor is no longer just the last of their kind. No, now she's some kind of intergalactic superstar, courtesy of the Timeless Child. Chibnall also brought back the character of Jack Harkness for about ten minutes, referred to the Osgood twins trying to whip up some hype plus more nonsense.

Being white myself, I found the episode with Rosa Parks bordering on the white savior complex at least. What I missed most afterwards was commentators being critical. No, everybody was happy. Doctor was doing the right thing, whatever that is. Probably making white folks like me feel a little less guilty. Saying the episode was subpar almost feels like heresy. But if Mr. Chibnall really cared about the trending topics he touches upon he should have done three things. Look for an actress whose personal gravity matches that of a Timelord. He should have also left the writing to those who are more skilled at it. If he had done that, there would have no need to loot the treasure trove of political correctness for personal gain, which is the third thing he should not have done.

Tonight there's this encounter between Doctor Jody and madame Ching, a real-life Chinese pirate queen. Once again an odd choice. Chibnall probably chose Zheng Yi Sao because she's a woman. But what if he swapped Jody Whittaker early on for Jo Martin, who plays Doctor Ruth? And instead of a Chinese lady pirate opted for Stede Bonnet, a rich Briton who gave it all up to become a pirate? True story.

Some people celebrated the first Timelord of Colour but to me Doctor Ruth was nothing but a cheap ploy in order to prop up the ratings. And yes there's a parallel with the Rosa Parks story. As a Timelord Jo Martin outdid Jody Whittaker many times, so why didn't they choose her as the first female Timelord? The latest James Bond 'No Time To Die' is a horrible movie but what they got spot on was the replacement for Daniel Craig. Lashana Lynch as 007 blows you away. If you want to send a message to the world, this is how you do it.

Meanwhile a group of renegade Timelords now live outside our known universe. They are locusts that destroy one universe only to move on to the next. Only thing I'm wondering is whether they take the Weeping Angels with them when they hop from one galaxy to the next. Reduced to being the Timelord's errand boys, they instantly stopped being scary. I almost felt sorry for them, like I do for the Ood.

Anyway I wanted to write a quick note to accompany today's image. Failed again. It's tangled web reminds me of the mess Chris Chibnall leaves behind, including the disfigured Weeping Angels.

Let's just hope Hugh Grant is not going to be the next Doctor, not that I think so. I'd love to see Doctor Ruth take over. Thinking of the red string of fate, Korean singer IU, who plays the owner of the hotel Del Luna would be an excellent choice too. And if they have to be a native English speaker my vote goes to Kylie. All I hope for is this Voyage of the Damned to end.;

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Comedian Bill Bailey reimagines the Doctor Who theme as Jacques Brel-esque Belgian jazz.

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