That Must Hurt

Just be grateful

Even a glove aficionado like Dutch would have a hard time appreciating under the circumstances.

Many haters when it comes to femdom imagery. Agreed, a lot of it is smut but some hit the jackpot. In which case it takes three to tango.

Mistress and slave are doing their little dance while the photographer takes her/his time. It's all about the right angle.

Kink.Com San Francisco - Nirvana of the Past

"Last Days of the Leather Fortress" 

Classic image of the wonderful Claire Adams, shooting for Men In Pain.

In 2017 I wrote about the inevitable closure of the Armory, best known as Kink.com's headquarters. According to Wikipedia the building was constructed as an armory and arsenal for the United States National Guard in 1912–1914 and designed with a castle-like appearance in a Moorish Revival style. In an exceptionel well-written 2017 article for Hazlitt Tina Horn takes the reader into the world beyond the Arsenal's outer walls. She also shares some of her memories from her time at Kink's HQ 

Game Goddess & Gameboy

The difference between control and controllers? Basically none.

Words don't come easy. They only get in the way but if you want to know why the average slave is so disobedient, pay attention. Isn't she lovely? As for that Gameboy in the image: the only proper answer is "if it pleases you." Just don't ever tell her that you did it on purpose. That's our little secret.

How To Turn Your Dungeon Into a Money Maker During Covid-19

Introducing online shopping's most helpful review ever.

Mistress Renee Trevi at work in the dungeon before Covid locked-up humanity.

Blame whoever came up with the idea for letting me blog unsupervised for today's 'essential' consumer advice. Social distancing, femdom style - or any other - is clearly not the path to enlightenment for Dutch. And yes, that means it's time for yet another story involving dogs. Just remember this one's on you dear missing supervisor. Here we go.

Hold That Sucker Down

On euphoria and the similarities between the things you love.

Holding men down is hard work - and why bondage was invented.

Music was my first love and it will be my last. Of course it will. Doesn't make it my one [1] and only [1] twue love. And no, the answer to that isn't femdom either. It's like a certain wise man by the name of L. Kravitz once said: "Let Love Rule." Smart singer. The beauty of love is that it doesn't ask for permission. Nor do your preferences. Isn't life awesome? Yes and no. Not always.

Kink Cycle: Floggers Made from Old Bike Inner Tubes

From Holland with love: Save the world, one whip at a time.

And now it's a flogger with the printed text from what was once an inner tube still visisble. (image Kink Cycle on Facebook)

When it comes to femdom news, it's clearly silly season. After yesterday's consumer advice regarding the Cellmate chastity device, today a tip if you're in the market for a new flogger.

Margo Moutarde and Shimaya Jahangiri don't consider anything waste. In their Amsterdam workshop they can recycle almost anything. Jahangiri once made a dress from old pop tabs. Before Covid-19 she visited underground kinky parties , which she loves because of the relaxed atmosphere. After seeing a hammock made from old bike inner tubes, she realized those old tubes were also the perfect material for floggers: much more environmentally friendly than synthetic leather.

Cellmate Chastity Device Owner Blackmailed By Hacker

Now that's what i call involuntary involuntary 

Alternative version of "Your hand in mine." Sing along everybody!

Remember the commotion about the Cellmate chastity device last year? The story only gets better - and no you cannot make this up. This particular development I found through the blog of Domina Lady Sas. The German version of Vice magazine reported earlier this week that a Cellmate owner became the victim of blackmail.

Dog Walks Woman

Everybody knows femdom is serious business. After all for us this real. Kink is so serious in fact that there is something called the femdom police. And I'm on their watch list. So if they ask you where I got this very funny gif, tell 'm from a friend. I'm in enough trouble as it is.

Anyway, ran into this image by chance and it's the ultimate follow-up to the previous [real world] story about a woman walking her husband-dog during curfew. Allows me end with a famous, apt quote from Chekhov, I forgot in my previous post.

"Every man lives his real, most interesting life under cover of secrecy"

Anton Chekhov,
The Lady with the Dog

Canadian Couple Fined For Wife Walking Dog-Husband

Covid-19 Strikes Again!

I get it, Covid-19 is cruel and indifferent. But why fine her innocent hubby-dog? 

Eden Avital Alexander walking a man in 2014 in order to gauge audience reactions. (image: Alarabiya)

My blogging frequency puts me at a disadvantage, bringing you the lastest. When I read today's story, I decided to ignore it. No more. Earlier today the Dutch government decided to impose a curfew on it's citizens. Of course there are exceptions, among the more noticable ones are walking your dog (alone). So is going to a TV studio for a live appearance on late night TV. Why? Elections are coming up in about two months. Isn't democracy wonderful?

Pssst, Wanna Buy Femdom Shampoo?

For those who miss Tumblr, there's now an alternative. BDSMLR is a copy of Tumblr, only less sophisticated. It's where I found this image. Despite the fact it's an ad and not a femdom image, the women in red ooze femdom. Looking at their hair, their probably from a different planet, perhaps the Empire of a Hundred Suns from the Yapoo novels.

Zero Leather

Almost, but you're welcome to say yes to her dress.

More than most Dutch loves his toys, evil furniture and dommes dressing up. Despite that femdom has never been about those things. But hey, if you eat burgers for dinner all the time and tonight is different, why not cook your steak to perfection?