Mystery Mistress

A mash-up of fact and fiction. Embrace the Enigma [when you're ready.]

A mesmerizing image of a hooded woman makes my mind wander. What if? Turns out I'm not ready yet. Probably never will. It's OK. Love is a sacrosanct privilege that turns men-slaves into spoiled subbies. And for good reason.

Dutch loves to travel. And by that I don't mean hotel-hopping for those who choose bland comfort over the experience of a lifetime. Dutch not only loves to travel, he's also privileged because he doesn't care about luxuries 'n' stuff. It's the thrill of the unknown that lures him. New people, new places and more adventures. Still, destinations where they have enough food are nice though.

Louis Theroux is a Findomme

Sex Sells is probably a better name for LT's latest documentary on "selling sex." 

Nothing learned, nothing gained. Oops, some participants loose everything. Such is the cost of doing business with Louis Theroux.

Kids these days.

In a recent post, Femdom Resource  discusses the various responses to a new Louis Theroux documentary. At first I ignored The Guardian newspaper reviewing "Selling Sex." Told myself to avoid Louis Theroux a while back, but that doesn't work, so I've decided to add a few things of my own. Different focus and so on.

Dutch is the world's crappiest slave. Luckily he also possess actual qualities in the real, AKA harsh, vanilla world. Cracking numbers in the blink of an eye is one of them. It's why I volunteer one night a week, helping people sort out their finances.

Somebody's Watching Me

But Who?

Dutch continues to bow his head to true female supremacy.

Actress Aurora Marion plays Her Royal Highness The Unbreakable Spy Princess.

Despite the fact that the Doctor was either born in 1963 ["An Unearthly Child"] or is at least 11 centuries old, I was into kink - born this way 'n' stuff - before I knew who Doctor Who was. Still, I met the Doctor long before I kneeled before mistress the very first time. Don't worry, it'll only gets more complicated from here on.

Not gonna tell you why I blog about a particular TV show, but trust me, it's for the best. I always have the best reasons. My English, on the other hand, is not the best, sorry for that. Anyway, imagine my surprise watching the Timelord stumbling through this year's Christmas episode. Technically the first half was on New Year's Day 2020, with the conclusion aired a couple of days later. The second half of Spyfall features Two Women I wrote about Last Christmas, ca. December 25th, 26th, 2018. I'm a bit slow, I know. And yes as of last Christmas the latter is also a movie, which was kind of inevitable.

Before you continue, a warning. My predictive powers are simply awesome when it comes to Doctor Who and this post includes actual spoilers for series 12 [2020] of Doctor Who. On top of that - psychokinetic stuff and so on - it alsmost certainly contains spoilers for upcoming episodes. Please tread careful from here on. Or better, stop reading altogether.

Inescapable Happiness

Please Hold Me Tighter My Love and Mistress

Wouldn't it be great to combine love, intimacy, a good night's sleep and bondage in the same bed? This image comes pretty close.

Close to perfection. But why can't they look into each other's eyes? (Image: artist unknown)

Happiness is easy, steal a kiss, wake up by her side, make her smile. You don't need props for any of those, but occasionally it helps.

In the run-up to Valentine's Day this lovely drawing caught my eye. Most of us take it for granted that we fall asleep next to the woman we love. That's how essential she is to our happiness - and hopefully we're can reciprocate that gift. Only when you wake up alone, you realize the true extent of such a privilege. Even then, blessed memories put that smile back on your face first thing in the morning.

Dutch Dominatrix Jailed for Extortion

No limits? Splendid idea.

Definitely not the money shot to extort someone. Men wanna be him, women wanna be her. At least in my dreams. (Image crazy.gimp.blogspot)

"He was such a nice guy, then we got married." Before you start laughing at what comes next, remember it can happen to anyone. You read about it in the news once or twice a year.

Last year a woman was convicted of extortion. If her slave didn't pay up she would publish his nude pictures online. Her defense? "All part of the game." One or two years before a woman and her boyfriend were arrested while driving to the home of her unwilling paypig, sledgehammer in the trunk. Her threats to expose him didn't work, so she announced her boyfriend would break his legs if he didn't pay up.

Gillian Anderson: Power of a Woman

Apologies if it feels like I'm rambling, but it's easier to write about stuff than emotions in a foreign language. Still, the image speaks for itself. 

So not acting. Orange dress with matching belt and suggestive painting in the background. Gillian Anderson in Sex Education. Teach me. (Image: Netflix)

In essence femdom is nothing more than a variation on every man's quest to experience the power of a woman. It's what we live for, the. The adventure of a lifetime, a man's holy grail. For most of us the journey ends when we're allowed to sample her powers. If you are into femdom, you crave the power of a woman a little more, so extra peppers please.

Mistress Rosanna: Trust, But Verify

Intense and beautiful (image: mistress Rosanna on Twitter.)

Ronald Reagan was an actor first and president second. A compilation of POTUS40's favourite Russian proverbs shows just how much. Actually, it's just one. President Reagan was fond of the expression "trust, but verify" while negotiating nuclear disarmament with the former Soviet Union. [And yes millennials, those were dark times too, but we - and humanity - survived.]

Carpenter Slave or Secret Santa?

For obvious reasons this post isn't called the story of the DIY slave. 

Also: free powertools porn inside!

Man on a mission, looking for a mistress with a smile. But why do I always have to swim? (Image: Michelle Lacy on Twitter)

Make no mistake dommes of the world, we slaves judge you not only by the amount of leather outfits in your wardrobe but also by your social media presence. Which is usually pretty bad. Good thing then there are exceptions like the Twitter account of mistress Michelle Lacy. It's fun to read and makes you appreciate her even more.

More Education Please

Education rules, everybody knows. It's not the cane, nor the outfit, it's the woman who nurtures the boy, that allows him to become a man.

How attractive can a woman dressed in a rubber nun's uniform get?

Two of my favourite femdom-related emotions are being overwhelmed and fearful. But too much of a good thing...

Don't know how secondary school was for you, but for me it was pretty good. It's where I met my first sadistic girlfriend. And yes, that's a true story. Ever since I've wondered, if, under the right circumstances and pending compatibility, kinksters subliminally send each other little clues.

Close Encounters of the Harshest, Happiest Kind

Ever wondered what a Disney princess looks like in an alternate femdom universe? Look no further than this image by fetish illustrator Moon Eater. 

Being forced to drool is so cool. Imagine what it would be like to sign up for Disney+ in an alternate femdom universe. And I'm stuck here. So unfair. (Image: Moon Eater on Patreon/Twitter)

What makes femdom work for me is the connection between two people, something that 99 percent of femdom images lack. Not in this one. It suggests a strong connection between mistress and slave. The physical intimacy is undeniable and beautifully captured. She is so close, he literally can feel the warmth radiating from his mistress, only inches away. At the same time she can hear even the slightest whisper toyboy makes while he's slowly crushed under pressure. Despite that he looks happy and serene, but the latter is probably an illusion.

That's Mistress Van Helsing To You

The BBC does self-flaggelation better than anyone else, but is it any good? 

"My name is Mistress Van Helsing, Count. Is that tomato ketchup or are you [secretly] happy to suffer for me?" (Image: Dracula, BBC)

Now that the holidays are over, I need a break. Christmas is not the time of year to recharge - nor is it the best way.

It's gotten so bad that I can't even come up with a single way to link the latest doctor Who episode to something femdommy. Clearly the doctor Who team isn't impressed with their work either. Why else would they skip the Christmas special two years in a row for just another New Year's episode? Kylie to the rescue. But where's Kylie when you need her?