Das Zuchthaus I: Voluntary Imprisonment

Up to a point, just wait till the door slams shut

[Previously on Das Zuchthaus...]

Frau Aufseherin presiding over das Zuchthaus

For some reason I'm into history all of a sudden. Not mocking you but my favourite genre on Netflix is documentaries. If you wanna sum up the history of the world in 11 words characters, it goes something like this. Dinosaurs die, long antebellum after which Google - our new overlord - rises.

As almighty overlords come, Google is pretty evil. Why else would it censor alternative forms of happiness. Because Googlecorp stubbornly refuses to understand that happiness comes in unexpected ways you say? Hmmm.

Holding Hands

Cute & Cruel

Kindness, not pain,  will break any man. The really addictive part is just how playful she does it.

'Sweety is in pain. Let me hold his nipple tight to let him know I'm here for him and will support him all the way. Now let's pump it up.'

Was writing a post for some vanilla blog. Music in the background. All of a sudden Seal singin' "I'll be there.

"This   "
is our fork in the road"

Take a Bow

Hardcore happiness at the end of the rainbow

Immersive beauty

You've seen them too. Your first reaction was: "what a bunch of weirdos." But secretly you envy them. How the couple connects, how they click and how their love is beyond compare.

Clearly there's a secret ingredient that makes relationships work. Let's hope scientists - or Gordon Ramsey - never discover the recipe behind it. Let alone Disney and Hallmark. 

Time to Cancel International Women's Day?

Just a gorgeous image of a woman and a man. I'm so jealous.

It's international women's day, whatever that means. Also an excellent opportunity to brush up your credentials as a superior slave, one who cares about da cauze.

A couple of days ago I bumped into a tweet by a domme trying to explain why she didn't respond to or turned down slaves. Dick pics made a lot of sense. His Fetlife profile wasn't filled out a lot less. Anyone still using that? Also the slave's social media didn't show the correct amount of awareness regarding women's issues. And he had no opinion regarding women of colour. Note: Dutch is white, Caucasian if you prefer. Maybe the applicant just loves women or has other things on his mind. 

Invisible Beauty of Femdom

Some say what else is new. Doesn't matter. Dutch is still recovering from the news that Google now censors adult content in order to harvest even more personal data. How's that for an invisible paywall? Meanwhile chatbot ChatGPT is running amok. Getting angry at users who claim the year is 2023 is the least of the AI's problems. 

Secret Celebrity Femdom Crush

Latin Beauties in High Heels redefined

Jennifer Lopez in a scene from Hustlers.

Apart from the article about the mass torture centres the Russian agressor built in the Ukrainian town of Kherson, I read another article that inspires me to write. And it's much more fun. At least $100.000 worth of Magic the Gathering playing cards are found in a landfill.

War in Ukraine: Kherson Mass Torture Centres Planned by Russian State

Another gruesome reminder just how inhumane the Russian invasion is and why we must provide limitless support for Ukraine until the very end.

"For us this is real."

"Consensual non-consensual"

"No limits"

"I am a female supremacist, male supremacist, white supremacist, Russian supremacist, unicorn supremacist."

Scene from The Great, a satirical TV show about Catherine the Great of Russia.

The beauty of femdom is that you can do really weird stuff, things that are impossible to explain to the outside world, in relative safety. It's because we're all people first rather than mistress or slave. Sadly our beautiful playground proves an excellent hiding spot for psychopaths too. It's why honesty is so important.

Google & Me: La Fin d'Amour

"Is dit de laatste ronde?'

'Sans' prior warning Google forces readers of adult blogs to submit proof of age before granting access. Not because Google cares, it just wants to make more money.

Last Valentine's Eve - yes that's an actual phrase now that I've invented it - we discussed Squid Game -  femdom style. Big plans for the next Valentine despite being so busy I haven't lived dangerously at all this year so far.

'Born To Make you Crawl' - Mistress Roberta

From the 'what a woman'-department

What if crawling comes naturally - AKA the easy part?

Hand in glove? The wonderful mistress Roberta on a visit to The English Mansion.

The other day I read an article about a woman, newly available and looking for love. In her forties, which is good, she rattled of the usual list. Tall, educated [whatever that means], stable, mature, good job and  - hold your horses -  a full head of hair. Women and sexism, whenever the two of them meet, its love child is ugly, no exceptions.

Mistress Snow

Don't exaggerate

Mistress Frostbite might be a more appropriate name.[Image: Sorenutz007]

General von Moltke famously said how no plan survives first contact with the enemy. Especially not sloppy planning. Just ask Putin. In 1871, when the German commander, wrote his essay on military strategy, blogging didn't exist. But to a certain extent you can also apply it to writing posts. Dutch started the year, high on a happy vibe, proclaiming this would be the year of 'let's get dangerous', but it has been an extraordinary busy first month of 2023 and vanilla life got in the way.

'My Life as Inukai-san's Dog'

犬になったら好きな人に拾われた。

Rika Darren and her dog at the Folsom streetparade 2003

What can be more innocent than a girl walking her cute canine? Welcome to 'My Life as Inukai-san's Dog.' The story goes something like this: high school boy turns into a dog. Don't ask, some things just happen. Luckily, Inukia-san, she is his highschool crush, takes him in. Owner and owned live happily ever after. Why wouldn't he? As they come home, Inukai takes her pet with her into bath. This is where you're supposed to shout: objection, your honour. Or not.