Femdom Is Evil Says No Fap

Read on if you want to learn why Dutch is not fit to be an agony aunt.

Pure bliss: real people, real femdom, deep smiles and superb happiness, how can that be wrong? (Don't look at her boobies for the answer.)

Forget everything I ever wrote, especially yesterday's post about cruel canes that care. I'm such a fool. Femdom is not beautiful. It has nothing to do with women, love or sex. It's worse than not going to church. And the only thing worse than that is going to the wrong church.

I'm so glad I stumbled upon No Fap [NoFap®], a comprehensive community-based porn recovery website that offers tools to connect with a supportive community of individuals determined to quit porn use and free themselves from compulsive sexual behaviors. Don't believe the hype.

A life spent serving the woman you love is a life well spent.
- Dutch

Ahum, the day I entered puberty, looking at the girl in class that morning, I knew I was in heaven - sorry, I mean destined to live a life full of compulsive sexual behaviour. Because that's what sex is. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, they hold hands and 60 years later they still laugh about that awkward first kiss. All the kinky stuff that happened in between only made them happier and more connected. They're both in wheelchairs now and with Covid on the rise again, their great grandkids have to wait to take them out for a stroll until the young ones have had their shots too.

As the nurse wheels him to the bathroom, he says:

'Don't go anywhere my Love and mistress, I'll be right back.'

'I'll be waiting'

The couple bursts into laughter. Not because neither of them has the strength left to move their wheel chair but because of the memories of the past. Without that compulsive sexual behavior, there wouldn't been any kids, grandchildren or great grandchildren. The young nurse smiles. She knows and loves the naughty couple as she calls them. Herself a bit of a consensual sadist, she helps grandpa so gently, he once asked whether she's truly an angel. She wouldn't dream of causing him any discomfort. Not the same experience her slave has. Oh, the stories I can tell about nurses.

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf.

Cruel Canes that Care

How Women Really Enslave Men. It's kindness, don't tell anyone 

Caned by six dommes (image: lady Valeska)

The essence of femdom is not slavery. Or BDSM. It's women. I was reminded of that the other day doing 'research' for an article. One of those illegal video websites - which once again I only visit solely for research purposes - had this awesome video of six dommes in a caning competition, organised by lady Valeska. Four slaves are lined up and the game is called last man standing.

Mistress is loving it. (image lady Valeska)

The ladies have so much fun, it's a joy to watch - even for research purposes. From the approving nods if a slave is twitching when the cane hits him hard to the little excited noises when the slaves start to tremble. One by one the boys drop like flies and the game heats up. The ladies can hardly wait to get their turn. Finally it's down to the last two slaves. Six dommes, two slaves means there's hardly a moment to recover for the poor lads. Now the women get really excited and then suddenly: game over. One of the slaves can't take it anymore and is about to drop to his knees. The two dommes closest to him, rush over for support. I didn't see that coming and it once again showed me the beauty of femdom. Cruel, sadistic and dominant, yes. But also caring and the ability to change gears instantly. Sadists with a heart but also very feminine. No man can resist, so why isn't everybody into femdom?

As for the clip, it's gone from the tubes. I couldn't find 'Whipping Target Practice' on C4S or IWC. Feel free to send me the link to one of the stores and I'll update this post.

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As for the slave that lost, in the end he's the real winner, not the last guy standing, how cruel is that?

Alpha Female

Dominant females are everywhere! 

She's the boss now.

The macaque monkeys at a nature reserve on the Japanese island of Kyushu have a new leader. The previous one just got ousted. It happens all the time, kind of a macaque thing. Alpha male Sanchu has been leader of ‘troop B’ for five years.

Yakei's ascent to power started when she beat up her own mother [3] in order to become the alpha female. Two months later she challenged and roughed up 31-year old Sanchu and now the nine-year old female macaque is the boss.

And what's the grand prize for being the boss lady? Walking around with her tail up [2]. First in line for free peanuts (humans can read pinot noir instead) and "climbing trees and shaking them, which is an expression of power and a very rare behaviour in females." Sounds a lot better than having a man worshipping you by sucking your toes. 

Read the full article in The Guardian. 

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[1] sounds very Japanese, 'troop B', don't you agree?

[2] Try walking with your tail up as a male. Or a slave. No further comment.

[3] Probably not the kind of succession planning queen Patricia had in mind when she dreamt of handing the keys to the OWK's castle to her daughter.

Free Catheter As a Thank-You?

promise to be cruel Please? 

Independent advice is either very expensive or completely free. Nothing in between.

Gorgeous eyes. Dr. Mia, urologist, an associate of Nurse Gypsy & Friends.

The other day I was helping a friend, sorting out her finances. She wants to buy a house. Guess I did a good job. As I was heading out door, she rather unexpectedly, offered me a free catheter. Odd choice of words and I immediately felt the need to cross my legs. Mostly invisible. Took me a few seconds to bounce back, before I could usher the usual silly comments about her sweet offer. We both had a laugh. And no, I didn't tell her I'd love to try such a useless, invasive procedure, as long as she promised to enjoy it too. It includes her marveling at my pain, humiliation and everything else generally associated with men feeling miserable in the hands of capable, caring but oh so cruel nurses. She'll never know.

Time Machine

Holland. Springtime. Time machine. Sort of. 

Today is not about Doctor Who. Or? Of course not sleepyhead. Don't you know the Doctor is never without a companion?

# relationship goals

One morning, a couple of weeks ago I wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes of. The daunting task of getting up and facing the weather, which looks more like late autumn makes me go for option B. Five more minutes.

Alone in the big bed, I gaze at 'her' pillow and suddenly realize how much I miss her. Not exactly a news flash, more like on of those moments of weakness where you allow crushing honesty to trample your soul. The noise outside tells me it's a cold May morning. Figures, a couple of days earlier the night temperature dipped below zero.

Cruella Takes a Wrong Turn

Cruelty to animals is never the answer 

What if Cruella de Vil, in her younger years, had focused on femdom instead of puppies?[2] 

Undeniably powerful, even if her name isn't Cruella. Good for her.

Apart from rating female villains in the Disney movies there's little to get excited about when it comes to the Magical Kingdom. Oops. Why Kan that be? Is it in his kiss, sorry Cher, I mean name? Her name of course.

Gain Control to Lose Control

Femdom blogging at it's best is like a fly-wheel. The more people blog, the more people blog too. It's a little thing called inspiration. Apart from killing time until you go shopping for groceries later today, femdom blogging actually serve a purpose. Big words, yes, but reading other people's blogs is all about personal growth.

Quiz: Which Domme Should Be The 14th Doctor?

Time for the first-ever Domme Doctor. 

Audio only: or how not to enjoy watching Doctor Who. (Image: Chastity Goddess)

Cucumber time is the Dutch expression for silly season. Only, this year it's not just the summer months filled with frivolous news, it's been going on ever since Covid-19 came to town.

Doctor Who on the other hand is serious stuff, as I've explained many times before. Most viewers agree that Jody Whittaker is a little underwhelming as the thirteenth Doctor. Some blame it on the writing, others on the actor. My bet? It's a bit of both. 

Love Bondage Is Never The Answer

Hardcore bondage between lovers on the other hand... 

Elise Graves smiles as she explains the many benefits of bondage liberation to a captive audience. 

Father's Day in the Netherlands. Dutch' top tip this Sunday? Don't tell dad you're into femdom. [You're happy] he raised you, that's all he need to know. Being his daughter or son makes no difference. He loves you and is proud of you. If Dad were to be the next President of the United States, the Secret Service wardens would call him Love Unlimited, so let it go. Also because Dad is tied-up in his old-school convinctions about what should make you happy.

BDSAIME's Warsaw Prison Session

It's terrifying. Some think it's fun

Today more of a blog recommendation than a review of sorts.

Lady Daria contemplating in her Warsaw prison.

One of femdom blogger Paltego's favourite calls to arms is for the global femdom blogging comunity to link to each other. A while back I ran into BDSAIME, a bilingual femdom blog from France. Tweaking my old-school Blogger software didn't help. There was no way to add BDSAIME to my blog roll, so I contacted its author. Turn out the gentleman uses an obscure, incompatible platform. What a waste.

Air Neocorona

[air as in airtist]

Mile high club femdom style. [Image: Neocorona]

After Castlevania season three popped up on my BDSM radar, I frowned. Rule 34 inevitably scares me. After which I did a little online research. My blog's readers deserve the best. Clearly Google is a man because the search engine gets it wrong more often than not.