Dutch Police Discovers Underworld Torture Chamber

the difference between reality and "for us this is real"

No limits? As in non-consensual non-consensual? Dentist chair meant for torturing fellow criminals discovered by police.

Criminals everywhere felt safe using Encrochat, a secure way to communicate without police interference. Got something to sell? Look for buyers on Encrochat. Desperately wanna kill someone? Encrochat! Feeling the heat from the girls and boys in blue, just press that panic button and all that naughty stuff is gone. Or at least it used to. As it turns out, the panic wipe button wasn't functioning properly for some time already. Police officers in various country were reading in real time what criminals were up to. Bye bye dreams of being safe and anonymous while doing bad things, really bad things.

On The Beauty Of Femdom

Lady Andromeda and slave. Now that's what I call a perfect power exchange. Beautiful.

 
If there is one element of the mistress-slave relationship that outsiders cannot see, it is the fact that at the best of times the art of femdom creates its own, unique type of beauty. It kinda feels like the opening crawl of that famous sci-fi movie about "a galaxy far, far away" [1], except that it is happening right in front of you. So easy to miss the sparks flying back and forth between mistress and slave. Enjoying femdom can be kind of complicated but when the stars align, it's beauty is unrivaled. This image featuring lady Andromeda not only captures that beauty but also the intimacy that often accompanies femdom.

In Greek mythology, Andromeda is the daughter of the king of the Kingdom of Kush; Cepheus and his wife Cassiopeia. Despite the fact that Dutch has visited the pyramids of Kush for real, he never met Lady Andromeda. You can find her Instagram here.

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[1] For once no Doctor Who references. Probably because the real Doctor languishes in jail.

Tabook

Overcoming your embarrassment by buying a book on bondage? Kink is [still] not a self-help book. Come on! 

"While browsing the bookstore 19-year-old Gwen is unexpectedly drawn to a volume of kinky erotica, earning her disapproving glares from the other customers. Will Gwen follow her deepest desires or will she let her embarrassment restrain her?"

Go Gwen, Go! Don't believe the [official] hype, if you are a domme, you are a domme. Don't let a government moviebook belittle your dreams and desires!

We Dutch do it differently. Not only do we have to hand back our passports when we don't act frugal while traveling abroad, we also spend money foolishly on "the" arts. Extra cash if it's kinda controversial, which puts me in a bind after watching Tabook, a short animated movie.

Bondage is awesome. It's not better than sex or kissing the woman who loves you back [best ever!], but it's still awesome. Also, at times very scary. And yes, fear can be fun, but I'm struggling to explain. Let's just hope someone comes to my aid and sets me free - mentally - so I can type up the words and make you understand.

Masked Ball [Gag]

Some wear it well, others hide it well

Gag hiding inside a mask. For maximum fun, combine with hoody.

The last couple of months were no fun, no matter where you are. Dutch talks to a lot of people and I've heard many stories. They've been married for over 50 years when one day he falls ill. She is not allowed to see him. Only two days before he passes away, they let her next to him. By then he is no longer coherent or able to recognizes her.

Strict Eyes

Nobody told me real dommes are equipped with laser eyes these days. 

By the way, how can I every explain my preference for more mature dommes now that I've seen her?

Don't know if Shakespeare was into femdom but the odds are he was. To be dominant or not, that's the question. The answer to most things in life - especially when it comes to relationships - is in her eyes.

Dutch doesn't want to be a rebellious slave, nor does it give me any pleasure, but it's who I am. Blogging for several years now and there's is one thing I've consistently emphasized: be honest. It's your best chance for a happily everafter. It's also the only way to find out if mistress and slave are compatible. There's a reason there's no spell to make you fall in love, not even in Harry Potter.

Leather Trocadero: Suzy Quatro

The first rule of screenwriters guild since 1977 is "introduce a sexy woman in a hot outfit if ratings are tanking."

Suzi Quatro as Leather Trocadero. Happy Days back in 1977.

Judging by the number of hits, hardly anyone in femdom knows who Rick and Morty are. So much for handing over femdom to the next generation. Guess you have to be over 50 or so to appreciate female domination. And no findommes don't count. Because Dutch lives to serve, let's talk about something demi-centennials can relate to: Happy Days.

The Guardian newspaper just finished a series on jumping the shark, TV shows that go downhill even faster after an unlikely occurrence desperately attempting to keep viewers' interest. Moments labeled as "jumping the shark" are considered indications that writers have exhausted their focus, that the show has strayed irretrievably from an older and better formula, or that the series as a whole is declining in quality.

Man on Fire

Just give it a moment

Like I said: eyes are the mirror to the soul. Hashtag "No Blindfolds"

Wrote about the supremacy of her eyes several times before. Most people don't get it. Until now. Just look at her. Personally I don't think he's in trouble, their relationship is - and both of them are taking the wrong approach to fixing things.

The whole mistress - slave dynamic is about power exchange, nothing else. This image captures that perfectly. Or so I hope for them. As for that wooden spoon, his life as an utensil is over. The real question here obviously is: who's gonna clean the kitchen now that they are breaking up?

Rick and Morty Hate Femdom

"I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior."
      - Lawnmower, Rick & Morty season one, episode two.

Plus looking down on a whole bunch of "other" people. 

Don't look so shy Rick, in under two minutes you'll be naked, wearing nipple clamps.

Additional reporting by our #NeverNormal department. 

Rick and Morty is a cartoon show that first aired in December 2013. The general formula consists of the juxtaposition of two conflicting scenarios: an extremely selfish, main character dragging their inferior along for interdimensional adventures, [1] intercut with domestic family drama [2]. What's not to relate?

Rickleclamps. Told you so.

When the program opens it freshman season with 11 episodes, Dutch pays attention. In the Spring of 2020 the cartoon show has finished it's fourth, bland, boring season and a major let-down.

From a business point of view it's unwise to introduce femdom during a pilot. Better wait for the next episode to make sure professional reviewers have heard about it. The second installment introduces Miss Pancake and her dreams to Rick 'n' Morty and the audience - Inception movie style.

In order to limit Google's evil indexing efforts, I'm not gonna add the above text to it's caption. It's a major nasty "fan site" I found the "additional information" about Miss Pancakes on. The rot goes much deeper than anyone realizes.

Rietveld Chair Revisited

Whatever you do, don't put this chair in your dungeon. Don't.

Much more interesting is what a dungeon designed by Gerrit Rietveld would look like.

In 2019 Michael Shnayerson published his book "Boom: Mad Money, Mega Dealers, and the Rise of Contemporary Art", a look into the world of modern art and its random sky-high valuations. It concludes that art has become big business.

As an economist I'm rather fond of Keynes' greater fool theory. It states that it doesn't matter how much a share is actually worth, all you need is someone who buys it for more than you paid for it. And of course get out when the house is on fire. Easier said than done, selling your portfolio at a profit in a global pandemic.

Moomin Love

There are more fetishes [un]known to mankind than grains of sand.

femdom love, Moonin style.

There are no posts I regret, except perhaps the one about rule number 34. "If it exists, there is porn of it." Some believe rule 34 is an indictment of the internet. After all, what makes the internet so great is that it's the place you find the stuff you dream of but never talk about.

Reading a serious newspaper the other day, I ran into a love story about a woman whose husband passed away. She misses him - and their Moomin sex - terribly. One night her husband introduces her to the Moomins. She falls in love with them right there and then.

OWK VI - Letter to queen Patricia

What were you thinking?

Just like my secret sign is Mr. Mega Monkey, any Mom’s gotta be Loving Lioness.

Like mother like daughter? How about letting her make her own choices?

Continued from: OWK V - DNA Mismatch: Glorious but Doomed (Wronged, part III)

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SUBJECT: Re: your daughter

My first ever mistress was open about her preferences. She had a step-daughter, curious about kink. Rather than to explore the dark side on her own, the girl tried to hide under mistress' wings. Instead mistress told her to go out on her own and discover for herself. It's one of several reasons she impressed me.

The gentle guiding hand of love – past, present and future – is the best way to prepare the cub that’s the love of your life for what comes next. Throw in the optional chance for her to make a couple of mistakes without risking it all and Mum is the best. [Mum’s always the best. And of course the apple of your eye will never know, but did you really try hard enough?]

And yes, if you are reading this, I wrote queen, rather than Queen, to get your attention. Clearly it works.