Full Frontal Missy (Image: BBC/Doctor Who) |
Missy: “Hello, I’m Doctor Who, and these are my plucky assistants, Thing One and … the other one. We picked up your distress call, and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.”
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Full Frontal Missy (Image: BBC/Doctor Who) |
Missy: “Hello, I’m Doctor Who, and these are my plucky assistants, Thing One and … the other one. We picked up your distress call, and here we are to help, like awesome heroes.”
From the 2013 Doctor Who Episode "Bells of Saint John" |
The dominant Doctor is back. Today is for die-hard fans only. Sorry.
Don't be fooled, you can learn a lot by watching television.
Post birthday bash I'm still sore. From now on I have a love/hate relationship with powertools. At least that gives me time to write. You'll have to wait for that post on the Ikea dungeon because last night I watched Doctor Who and learned something important. No, not that the Tardis is actually made by Ikea, it isn't. Nor is there any relation between Ikea bleu and Tardis blue.
Actress Aurora Marion plays Her Royal Highness The Unbreakable Spy Princess. |
I've always been a sucker for smiling women. (Image Doctor Who/BBC) |
Yes Boss
Thank you [for the music] Boss Ross.
A couple of very smart guys lifting Diana Ross higher. Chris von Wangenheim shot this famous image in 1978. |
Last time on Face the Music: Diana Ross - the Boss. As I was searching for a copy of the sleeve, I ran into a much more appropriate image. A group of hunks hoists La Ross in the air like the queen she is. Which pretty much sums up the rest of her life.
[Verse 1]
♫ Fancy me
Thought I had my degree
In life and how love
Ought to be a run
I had a one step plan to prove it
Guide in my pocket for fools
Folly and fun
Love had to show me one thing... ♫
Together
Even at the other end of the whip she is there for you
I may break you but it never will break us. |
He must be in a bad place right now. Just look at the way she is comforting him. How she pulls him close and the way she tries to alleviate some of his pain. The pain she inflicted upon him. That's not what the image shows but you and I know. She probably didn't hesitate when he screamed. No, most likely it made her smile and gave her a buzz. He is hers and she is his. Next time will probably be worse. But when all is over they're in each other's arms. No way in the world any outsider will ever understand just how pure and unique it is what the two of them share.
Tóc Tiên - Hoa Cúc Dại
Watched Furies (Thanh Sói - Cúc dại trong đêm), a Vietnamese martial arts movie a while back on Netflix. The soundtrack is really catchy.
Tóc Tiên - Hoa Cúc Dại [click to listen] |
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This week the Netherlands went to the polls. The biggest winner turned out to be the far right Freedom Party, who incidentally also want to cut aid to Ukraine. That would be a huge mistake, even if you are just selfish. A free Ukraine is essential to the security in Western Europe. Not that it's the main reason to support Ukraine. Ukraine is an independent country and should be free. Sadly there is this new deadly disease called Ukraine fatique.
Notes
[1] Watched 'An Adventure in Time and Space' the other day, a dramatization about how it all began for Doctor Who. The program was specially created for the show's 50th anniversary back in 2013. Ten years later and my favourite Timelord is turning 60.
If you think of Doctor Who as an advent calendar, back in 2013, we were - suprise - at number 11 with Matt Smith portraying the Eleventh Doctor. We all know what comes before 11, but what comes after 13? Is it 10 or 14? A bit of both. Tonight the Doctor returns. [2] David Tennant once again becomes the Doctor, yes number 14 this time. It's complicated, it always is but who cares. It also shows just what a mess the Whitaker/Chibnall era has been for the BBC to do something so desperate. What I think is not fair is that originally Ncuti Gatwa was cast as the 14th Doctor but is now 15. Why not let the incoming Doctor star in the celebration of 60 years of Doctor Who. Easy to preach the gospel about how equality and inclusiveness but to act accordingly is something very different altogether. Shame on you BBC.
Ncuti Gatwa as the Fifteenth Doctor |
Anyway, some two weeks ago showrunner Russell T Davies spoke to
the Guardian. He said among other things that "scenes in upcoming episodes of Doctor Who will be ‘violent and
scary’". Doctor Who returns this month with three special episodes featuring
David Tennant as the 14th Doctor, to coincide with its 60th anniversary.
The first episode is family friendly, Pixaresque almost. "The second
one, Wild Blue Yonder, is darker. Not scary – it’s genuinely weird,”"
"The
third, The Giggle, features Neil Patrick Harris as a toymaker and is
“nuts, completely mad, frightening”, Davies said. “That one will scare
you.”"
Guess what, I'm looking forward to it. Also also excited to see Neil Patrick Harris come on to the show. We'll talk more Doctor Who later. Just one question, am I the only one wondering how Doctor Ruth [the Fugitive Doctor] is doing?
[2] Oops, programme already aired yesterday, have to catch up later.
What would you do?
Is it Kylie or a Leather Goddess from Phobos? |
While bloggers Paltego and Servitor deal blows over an ex, the real question is how could Elon Musk have supported the femdom community with the 44 billion dollar he spends on buying Twitter.
OK, I get it. Too complicated, so let me rephrase. What would you do [femdom-wise] with 44 billion? Anything goes as long as it has to do with femdom. And no, world peace, eradicating hunger, Kylie for Doctor! or saving the bumble bee are not part of it. Sorry.
Who? Me? Yes I love bondage, so what?
Ikki No Ko Exhibition "Red", Tokyo 2015 |
Over three series current Doctor Who showrunner Chris Chibnal tied himself (and his successors) up in knots. Add to that Jody Whitaker's lacklustre performance, almost as if she doesn't want to be there and you have a 50-year old show on the verge of cancelling.
Nothing is what is seems to be anymore, something not even Hugh Grant, yes there are persistent rumours, can fix. Doctor Ruth on the other hand...
The only ones who consistently seem to believe in Chris & Jody - and no that's not a 90's boy-girl band - are the folks at The Guardian newspaper. By accident I discovered this morning tonight is the penultimate episode featuring doctor Jody. "Man the cannons and buckle up for an Easter special at sea with the Time Lord (we have the wonderful Jodie Whittaker for one more special later in the year)." Clearly someone hasn't been paying attention over the past few years. Or is it that the Guardian's regular reviewer has access to episodes one or two days before they are shown on television and that writing an honest expose means risking early access?
Chibnall has been exploiting minorities throughout his tenure to distract the viewers from just how awful his writing is. The Doctor is no longer just the last of their kind. No, now she's some kind of intergalactic superstar, courtesy of the Timeless Child. Chibnall also brought back the character of Jack Harkness for about ten minutes, referred to the Osgood twins trying to whip up some hype plus more nonsense.
Being white myself, I found the episode with Rosa Parks bordering on the white savior complex at least. What I missed most afterwards was commentators being critical. No, everybody was happy. Doctor was doing the right thing, whatever that is. Probably making white folks like me feel a little less guilty. Saying the episode was subpar almost feels like heresy. But if Mr. Chibnall really cared about the trending topics he touches upon he should have done three things. Look for an actress whose personal gravity matches that of a Timelord. He should have also left the writing to those who are more skilled at it. If he had done that, there would have no need to loot the treasure trove of political correctness for personal gain, which is the third thing he should not have done.
Tonight there's this encounter between Doctor Jody and madame Ching, a real-life Chinese pirate queen. Once again an odd choice. Chibnall probably chose Zheng Yi Sao because she's a woman. But what if he swapped Jody Whittaker early on for Jo Martin, who plays Doctor Ruth? And instead of a Chinese lady pirate opted for Stede Bonnet, a rich Briton who gave it all up to become a pirate? True story.
Some people celebrated the first Timelord of Colour but to me Doctor Ruth was nothing but a cheap ploy in order to prop up the ratings. And yes there's a parallel with the Rosa Parks story. As a Timelord Jo Martin outdid Jody Whittaker many times, so why didn't they choose her as the first female Timelord? The latest James Bond 'No Time To Die' is a horrible movie but what they got spot on was the replacement for Daniel Craig. Lashana Lynch as 007 blows you away. If you want to send a message to the world, this is how you do it.
Meanwhile a group of renegade Timelords now live outside our known universe. They are locusts that destroy one universe only to move on to the next. Only thing I'm wondering is whether they take the Weeping Angels with them when they hop from one galaxy to the next. Reduced to being the Timelord's errand boys, they instantly stopped being scary. I almost felt sorry for them, like I do for the Ood.
Anyway I wanted to write a quick note to accompany today's image. Failed again. It's tangled web reminds me of the mess Chris Chibnall leaves behind, including the disfigured Weeping Angels.
Let's just hope Hugh Grant is not going to be the next Doctor, not that I think so. I'd love to see Doctor Ruth take over. Thinking of the red string of fate, Korean singer IU, who plays the owner of the hotel Del Luna would be an excellent choice too. And if they have to be a native English speaker my vote goes to Kylie. All I hope for is this Voyage of the Damned to end.;
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Comedian Bill Bailey reimagines the Doctor Who theme as Jacques Brel-esque Belgian jazz. |
Time for the first-ever Domme Doctor.
Audio only: or how not to enjoy watching Doctor Who. (Image: Chastity Goddess) |
Cucumber time is the Dutch expression for silly season. Only, this year it's not just the summer months filled with frivolous news, it's been going on ever since Covid-19 came to town.
Doctor Who on the other hand is serious stuff, as I've explained many times before. Most viewers agree that Jody Whittaker is a little underwhelming as the thirteenth Doctor. Some blame it on the writing, others on the actor. My bet? It's a bit of both.
Today is not about tying the knot
Just don't trip over the rope and guard your privacy. Not everybody understands happiness has many faces
The awe inspiring Claire Adams from Men in Pain in a classic case of learning the ropes. |
Dutch had a busy Christmas, so I watched this years Doctor Who Christmas episode only now. The sound was terrible, too much background noise but I do think I heard 15 say that he was learning the language of rope. And yes, in a Goblin airship that would not have been out of place at Six Flags but who cares. Just like you, my instant gut reaction was: finally. Sadly things are not always what they seem [1] and the whole thing quickly unravelled. But what a lovely title for my last post of 2023.
"My name is Mistress Van Helsing, Count. Is that tomato ketchup or are you [secretly] happy to suffer for me?" (Image: Dracula, BBC) |
The latest in femdom fashion?
Unlike simple stuff like soap voluntary involuntary just got complicated.
Yes honey you'll still be a virgin when I'm done. But first let me take a selfie. |
Remember incels? Neither do I. Used to be a buzz word a few years back for men who pretended to be involuntarily celibate. [1] How 'bout getting a job instead and using your first pay check to buy some soap? And mouth wash with lots of bleach preferably.
There's this movie called the 40-year old virgin. Never seen it, but the title kinda gives it away. Even if you're a shy introvert, there's no reason to. Just remember there are both shy women and men. The key is to communicate in whichever way works best for the two of you. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just remember that all women prefer soap. [100] And body spray.
Take it from the devil you know
Equality is the only way. And not because nobody wants to be the better half in a loving relationship.
Of course it's not the indecent outfits that get my attention. Not that
big a fool. |
Everybody says they understand, but who really does? Time for some more telly. Ask me why I write about Doctor Who and I'll say it's a highly eductional show. Otherwise no comment. [1] My readers confess en masse they never grasped the true power of television untill they started reading this blog. Best relationship tool ever. TV that is. Like we say in Dutch: look further than your nose long is, AKA think!
"Showing results for carrots."
"Search instead for Daleks?"
After meeting Douchebag Dave earlier this week I'm in search of an antidote. You need it too. Let's
have some fun.
'Is that a Tardis in your drink or are you just happy to see me mistress?' |
Fun? BDSM is. Not because it hurts, which it does and is no fun at all, it's just that it is. The essence of good kink is to take your pleasure seriously, yourself not so much. Not everybody gets that, especially not those who have a hard time living up to the dream. For some reason they take it so seriously it backfires. Others - remember dumb dom Dave? - couldn't care less about BDSM, they're misogynists, haters hiding amongst us.
"No sweetie, the first rule of being a Timelord is action, not asking what's going on for 45 minutes." |
To be the benificiary of her glory...
Beauty is art and art is beautiful. To each their own, so let's not argue. In the end what makes a man drop to his knees is the fact that he embraces life in all her wisdom. Our time here is all about yin and yang, beauty and balance, so spend your time wisely.
It may sound harsh, some even call it ungrateful, but there are those who deserve your surrender and those who don't. Experience is a harsh mistress but oh my there's no steeper learning curve than lessons learned. Don't worry, when the time comes and you look up to her in awe, gratitude, amazement, filled with love, you'll know. Almost that is. Let's be honest, you knew, long before the moment you first dropped to your knees in front of her. And yes it's a privilige, a miracle even, one that two people work hard to make it happen. Isn't gratitude glorious?
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In other news today, the next Doctor is Who? Jody Whittaker's replacement has been long overdue. Clearly Mrs. Whittaker was a casting mistake, better at home at the [inevitable] reboot of 'Lost', whenever, wherever.
Ncuti Gatwa will take over as the BBC's eternal Time Lord in an all-new 2023 restart. The 29-year-old Scottish actor, born in Rwanda, starred as Eric Effiong in Netflix’s Sex Education. Mr. Gatwa's first appearance as Doctor Who is scheduled for next year after 13's final episode later in 2022. If love sees no colour, why did it take the Doctor so long? And no, today no snarky comments about some three letter word Eastern European femdom nonstitution. Too easy, even Dutch has his pride.
And no, still haven't seen the Doctor Who Easter special. One day.
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Ukranian entry Go-A at Eurovision 2021. This year let's all vote for Ukraine, OK? Mistress' orders. |