Locktober for Vanilla's
Better be careful mistress, if you lock up your slave for the entire month of October and he survives, you have to pay him $100,000. Yes, $100,000!
The person who came up with the idea for Locktober is probably the same as the TV producer that created Too Hot to Handle, a relationship show, where, as The Guardian puts it, "believe they are signing up to a shagfest." "They are not. Because 12 hours after they meet and everything has become fully engorged, they are slapped with a sex ban! For FOUR WEEKS!"
Lucy Mangan rates Too Hot to Handle three out of five stars. Her review, however is at least five out of five stars, probably even more. Mrs. Mangan is terribly funny when she discusses the dating show's second season. Yes, there is a second season. I'm as surprised as you are.