Do Not Buy Stainless Steel or Titanium Rings

Don't

"Please do not buy stainless steel or titanium [cock] rings. They seem cool until you can't get them off."[SaltyEM on Twitter]

This is a fun hospital. Look at the gorgeous eyes and beautiful smile of the lady in black. The real ER is not.

[PS free power tool porn at the end. Over two million subs love it.]

So you bought a titanium cock ring on Amazon last week and now you're in trouble. More correctly you are in the ER and not excited about it. Agreed from a lower vantage point things looks somewhat different. Read this Tweet as a warning:

Dutch Goes Camping

Futile attempt at escaping the sweltering heat

Me and some friends enjoying the outdoors. [image: bondgmk on eckie.com]

Summertime! Over here in Amsterdam it's a cool 34 Celsius. From Paris to Berlin it's another story. Paris is currently baking in 39 degrees, while Berlin records 35 degrees. On the other side of the pond, "Britain is melting", temperatures for the first time cross the 40 degree threshold. London reports 36 degrees. Surprisingly the Spanish capital of Madrid is just 34 degrees Celsius like Amsterdam, while neighbouring Lisbon records a comfortable 27 degrees just like Warsaw. Meanwhile in Černá, the hometown of the OWK it's 28 Celcius, something they can only dream of in winter. [1]

Prime Day Shopping

Occasionally made with slave labour? Always.
Selling [voluntary] slaves online? Never. 

He looks happy.

Amazon Prime Day is 2022 was earlier this week. It's an online sales event that lasts 48 hours, designed to make you buy even more stuff you don't need and gonna regret. That's why it's an excellent opportunity for women targeting men with an interest in femdom, demanding they send free gifts to random strangers. 'To prove their sincerity.'

Meanwhile "Amazon sells more than 12 million products, not including books, media, wine and services. When Amazon Marketplace sellers are factored in, the total product count balloons to more than 353 million." Last summer the official resident population of the United States was 332 million, which averages about one unique item per American.

Who Doesn't Like Ice Cream?

[Don't answer that]

It's gonna be a cruel, cruel summer.

Can I have a smile instead? [image: Sadic Sadie on Twitter.]

Classic scene from the tv show 'Two and a half men'. Despite being warned by his 10-year old nephew, uncle Charlie asks the children of a potential 'love interest' "who loves ice cream?" Trust me, it was funny.

Less funny these days is grocery shopping. Too many choices. Do you want this flavour or that one? And that's just the tomato sauce. Eleven more items to go. Next up is ice cream with infinitely more variations - except for one.

Previously I wrote about the mesmerizing Sadic Sadie and her hypnotizing smile. And how she reminded me of summer. We all know summer equals sun and ice cream. And that chastity all summer long is no fun. But perhaps it's the safer option. In one of her tweets Sadic Sadie is feeding her slave an ice cream of his own making.

"@SadicSadie: He had to save up his own cum for more than a month.. and made a popsicle out of it.. " 

Just remember: happiness doesn't equal her and him smiling at the same time.

Happy it's not me. Some guys have all the luck I guess. Going out for dinner later tonight.  Not sure if she likes ice cream but she likes me. And I like her. Still not ordering ice cream for desert. We men are slaves because we understand. Pain and humiliation equal servitude. We also need to check regularly if we're still serving our purpose. Please take off his blindfold mistress and shower him with your smile. How else can he tell he's doing a good job

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And you were thinking of 'Cruel Summer' as today's song? Not a chance. It's Agnes instead. 'Release me 'cause I'm not able to...' 'I'm not in control.' Much more fitting. Not that he's better of without her. Check the lyrics if you don't get it.

Sadic Sadie & Summer

Contradiction in harmony

A combined love of sadistic women and smiling ladies make for an irresistible match. Add a little sunshine and you have the perfect recipe to kick of the summer of 2022. 

Sadic Sadie: sadist with a smile. (image: Sadic Sadie on Twitter.)

The fastest way to bend me to your will is with a smile. Never met her but mistress Sadic Sadie has one so bright it burns a hole in your soul. Unintended [I assume]. Sadly for me the Dutch pro-domme living in Belgium prefers to 'work' with [on?] experienced masochists, which Dutch is not.

I'm experienced in many areas: DIY, Doctor Who and does blogging count? But when it comes to pain to impress mistress I've still got much to learn. The warning signs are splattered like blood drops [she loves needles] all over her website. Mistress also has a way with words. From her landing page:

"Sadic Sadie is welcoming you in her home to humiliate you and do your harm like no other"

Yellow Summer

You say summer, Dutch says Lady Rochester [wearing a yellow latex dress]

Remember Uma Thurman in Kill Bill? Despite all the blood and gore I remember it as a sunny movie. Yes, really. Why? Because of the colour yellow that's everywhere. Not that I liked the movie but that's something else entirely.

Despite my love of women in black leather and latex - hello leather-clad goddesses of Phobos - I also enjoy more vibrant colours, especially this time of year. Of course yellow is the best but try and find a woman wearing yellow leather or latex. Luckily I saw this imagine of lady Rochester [1] in a lovely, sunny yellow latex dress. I almost missed it because of her intoxicating smile. Guess [women's] clothes are not that important. Happy summer everybody.

PS today no Ukraine-related image, lady Rochester in her dungeon speaks for itself. Unless she's an Ikea ambassador that is of course. More on that later.

Coralie Clément - L'ombre et la lumière. Because it's summer. Click to listen.

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[1] Adding the address of lady Rochester's website I noted the landing page has another image of her wearing yellow. Lovely.

Femdom Rip Of Game

Cash corrupts amateur kink. And is all around.

A woman to admire. All of her. It's not just her eyes or her smile that make mistress Sidonia so wonderful. How 'bout the road less traveled and her business acumen? Now that's what I call dominance. 

50 bucks to prove you're genuine before texting a [rich] riel dominant woman? Seriously? For a while now I've been collecting print-screens of non-pro riel lifestyle dommes demanding your cash dear random stranger before they are willing to talk to you. Or they want to hand it over because it's their birthday month. Whatever.