Alpha Female

Dominant females are everywhere! 

She's the boss now.

The macaque monkeys at a nature reserve on the Japanese island of Kyushu have a new leader. The previous one just got ousted. It happens all the time, kind of a macaque thing. Alpha male Sanchu has been leader of ‘troop B’ for five years.

Yakei's ascent to power started when she beat up her own mother [3] in order to become the alpha female. Two months later she challenged and roughed up 31-year old Sanchu and now the nine-year old female macaque is the boss.

And what's the grand prize for being the boss lady? Walking around with her tail up [2]. First in line for free peanuts (humans can read pinot noir instead) and "climbing trees and shaking them, which is an expression of power and a very rare behaviour in females." Sounds a lot better than having a man worshipping you by sucking your toes. 

Read the full article in The Guardian. 

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[1] sounds very Japanese, 'troop B', don't you agree?

[2] Try walking with your tail up as a male. Or a slave. No further comment.

[3] Probably not the kind of succession planning queen Patricia had in mind when she dreamt of handing the keys to the OWK's castle to her daughter.

Free Catheter As a Thank-You?

promise to be cruel Please? 

Independent advice is either very expensive or completely free. Nothing in between.

Gorgeous eyes. Dr. Mia, urologist, an associate of Nurse Gypsy & Friends.

The other day I was helping a friend, sorting out her finances. She wants to buy a house. Guess I did a good job. As I was heading out door, she rather unexpectedly, offered me a free catheter. Odd choice of words and I immediately felt the need to cross my legs. Mostly invisible. Took me a few seconds to bounce back, before I could usher the usual silly comments about her sweet offer. We both had a laugh. And no, I didn't tell her I'd love to try such a useless, invasive procedure, as long as she promised to enjoy it too. It includes her marveling at my pain, humiliation and everything else generally associated with men feeling miserable in the hands of capable, caring but oh so cruel nurses. She'll never know.

Time Machine

Holland. Springtime. Time machine. Sort of. 

Today is not about Doctor Who. Or? Of course not sleepyhead. Don't you know the Doctor is never without a companion?

# relationship goals

One morning, a couple of weeks ago I wake up a few minutes before my alarm goes of. The daunting task of getting up and facing the weather, which looks more like late autumn makes me go for option B. Five more minutes.

Alone in the big bed, I gaze at 'her' pillow and suddenly realize how much I miss her. Not exactly a news flash, more like on of those moments of weakness where you allow crushing honesty to trample your soul. The noise outside tells me it's a cold May morning. Figures, a couple of days earlier the night temperature dipped below zero.

Cruella Takes a Wrong Turn

Cruelty to animals is never the answer 

What if Cruella de Vil, in her younger years, had focused on femdom instead of puppies?[2] 

Undeniably powerful, even if her name isn't Cruella. Good for her.

Apart from rating female villains in the Disney movies there's little to get excited about when it comes to the Magical Kingdom. Oops. Why Kan that be? Is it in his kiss, sorry Cher, I mean name? Her name of course.

Gain Control to Lose Control

Femdom blogging at it's best is like a fly-wheel. The more people blog, the more people blog too. It's a little thing called inspiration. Apart from killing time until you go shopping for groceries later today, femdom blogging actually serve a purpose. Big words, yes, but reading other people's blogs is all about personal growth.

Quiz: Which Domme Should Be The 14th Doctor?

Time for the first-ever Domme Doctor. 

Audio only: or how not to enjoy watching Doctor Who. (Image: Chastity Goddess)

Cucumber time is the Dutch expression for silly season. Only, this year it's not just the summer months filled with frivolous news, it's been going on ever since Covid-19 came to town.

Doctor Who on the other hand is serious stuff, as I've explained many times before. Most viewers agree that Jody Whittaker is a little underwhelming as the thirteenth Doctor. Some blame it on the writing, others on the actor. My bet? It's a bit of both. 

Love Bondage Is Never The Answer

Hardcore bondage between lovers on the other hand... 

Elise Graves smiles as she explains the many benefits of bondage liberation to a captive audience. 

Father's Day in the Netherlands. Dutch' top tip this Sunday? Don't tell dad you're into femdom. [You're happy] he raised you, that's all he need to know. Being his daughter or son makes no difference. He loves you and is proud of you. If Dad were to be the next President of the United States, the Secret Service wardens would call him Love Unlimited, so let it go. Also because Dad is tied-up in his old-school convinctions about what should make you happy.