Yapoo's Slave Taxi 2.0

Not only lady Daria's Warsaw prison is being upgraded, over 11.000 km away (driving distance) so is Yapoo's slave taxi. Back in 2016 it was a minivan that picked up slaves, and transported them - all lock, stock and collar - to their destiny. Looking back on it, it feels a bit like the hotel California. We all know what happens when you check in there.

Yapoo is a label know for it's scat videos. Personally I feel the risks are to great so it's not for me. Doesn't make their videos any less fascinating. Not because of the scat part but because they're original, brutal, creative and clearly lots of fun for the mistresses involved. As for the slaves, I guess many slaves regret the violent clash between fantasy and reality after their head was locked under mistress' caviar chair.

Femdom Court Is In Session

Please sentence me

Valkyrie is just as impressive as the Agoji or Nzinga Mbandi. Just a little less realistic.

Most of the superhero movies and TV series at one time or another paint themselves into a corner and the only way out is through a multiverse, a rather lame solution. The multiverse is a hypothetical group of multiple universes. The different universes within the multiverse are called "parallel universes", "other universes", "alternate universes", or "many worlds". Personally I doubt it exists because otherwise I would have been born in an alternate universe where women rule over men with cruel care and we men are all the happier for it. Think I [1], I mean we [F/m], deserve that.

10 > 11

(Math speak for ten is larger than 11)

Those who care have long figured out where 11 stands for. Before we crossed paths I never gave any thought to the number 11 or any other number for that matter. Nor did I realize how appropriate that number is.

Normally 11 is larger than ten but over the years 11 has become synonym with the mistress and like I've always said the woman without the mistress anytime. The mistress without the woman: never.

Weirdest things at old folks' funerals is people gloating about how 'they made it.' Made what? Why? Is that necessarily a good thing? Were they happy? Who knows and by then it's too late to wonder.

Ten years ago today we met. Guess we didn't make it but that's OK. Remember the three things that never come back? The spoken word, the spent arrow and the missed opportunity. No such thing. Of course there's a little sadness, there always is or else you've wasted your time. But every relationship also teaches you something, at least the honest ones.

When it comes to kink it's the woman over the mistress, always and forever. I already knew but now I know for sure. So what if grandma and grandpa were married for 66 years - nobody know they were also mistress and slave - and their kink is all that kept them together.

As a man and a slave I believe that it is your duty to show your Love and mistress that kink is not the only thing in life and not everything should be viewed through the prism of femdom. Even if she wants to and you encourage her it's a little like locking her up in prison. Love, life together is more than that. For some that is hard to accept but there's no truer lesson in BDSM than that. Be greedy for life, not just kink. So yes ten is larger than 11, even if 11 herself is already larger than life.

Doesn't mean I'm not a little sad every now and then how things turned out but that's OK. Our fork in the road was long ago. There is one lesson that I've taken to heart and that is to tell those you love more often you do. After all how hard is it to say 'I love you.'

'Would you care to repeat what I just said?'

Plug 'n' Play?

[Is technology overrated?]

Don't try to outsmart mistress, not even when it comes to power tools.

Before and after? Not not that. The other thing.

Without them, so far 2022 proves to be a mediocre year at best. Remember how mistress locked away my power tools on New Years Eve after my highly scientific 'update' regarding the Leather Goddesses of Phobos [11.1]? Ever heard of a dungeon that upgrades itself without them?

"NO."

"YES my LOVE and mistress, I understand."

[Not exactly the moment to tell my love just how much I love her.]

Who Am I?

Good question

With lady Daria's 'no prisoners attitude', personal growth is on the backburner for now. Still I keep on wondering who am I [as a slave]. 

You've probably seen the movie. Love Mr. Chan but not as much as Michelle Yeoh. Mrs. Yeoh studied ballet before turning to acting. I once read she's the only one Mr. Chan allows to do her own stunts. And she is truly fabulous. Her latest movie Everything Everywhere All at Once is about her playing a multi-verse anti hero who is the only one that can save existence across time and space. And it all starts out with Mrs. Yeoh's character living her life her on earth as the worst possible version of herself. Haven't seen it yet but it's even more complicated than that. According to Michelle Yeoh the scene with the giant buttplug was the most fun.

Michelle Yeoh: ‘Jackie Chan thought women belonged in the kitchen – until I kicked his butt’ [link]

Warsaw Prison 2.0 Update

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Femdom's 44 Billion

What would you do? 

Is it Kylie or a Leather Goddess from Phobos?

While bloggers Paltego and Servitor deal blows over an ex, the real question is how could Elon Musk have supported the femdom community with the 44 billion dollar he spends on buying Twitter.

OK, I get it. Too complicated, so let me rephrase. What would you do [femdom-wise] with 44 billion? Anything goes as long as it has to do with femdom. And no, world peace, eradicating hunger, Kylie for Doctor! or saving the bumble bee are not part of it. Sorry.

More On The Beauty of Femdom

To be the benificiary of her glory... 

Beauty is art and art is beautiful. To each their own, so let's not argue. In the end what makes a man drop to his knees is the fact that he embraces life in all her wisdom. Our time here is all about yin and yang, beauty and balance, so spend your time wisely.

It may sound harsh, some even call it ungrateful, but there are those who deserve your surrender and those who don't. Experience is a harsh mistress but oh my there's no steeper learning curve than lessons learned. Don't worry, when the time comes and you look up to her in awe, gratitude, amazement, filled with love, you'll know. Almost that is. Let's be honest, you knew, long before the moment you first dropped to your knees in front of her. And yes it's a privilige, a miracle even, one that two people work hard to make it happen. Isn't gratitude glorious? 

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In other news today, the next Doctor is Who? Jody Whittaker's replacement has been long overdue. Clearly Mrs. Whittaker was a casting mistake, better at home at the [inevitable] reboot of 'Lost', whenever, wherever.

Ncuti Gatwa will take over as the BBC's eternal Time Lord in an all-new 2023 restart. The 29-year-old Scottish actor, born in Rwanda, starred as Eric Effiong in Netflix’s Sex Education. Mr. Gatwa's first appearance as Doctor Who is scheduled for next year after 13's final episode later in 2022. If love sees no colour, why did it take the Doctor so long? And no, today no snarky comments about some three letter word Eastern European femdom nonstitution. Too easy, even Dutch has his pride.

And no, still haven't seen the Doctor Who Easter special. One day.

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Ukranian entry Go-A at Eurovision 2021. This year let's all vote for Ukraine, OK? Mistress' orders.

World Naked Gardening Day

Scary stuff gardening: mistresses Jade and Deanna having way too much fun (image:Clubdom)

Every year on the first Saturday in May, gardeners are encouraged to shed their clothes and tend their gardens naked, just as nature intended.

According to the National Day Calendar website there are many benefits to gardening in the buff.

• It’s doesn’t cost anything.
• It’s a fun and freeing activity.
• It ties people to the natural world.
• Gardening is good for the environment.
• It allows humans to be honest with who they are.

Some free advice: "Are you thinking of trying naked gardening? If so, there are some things you should not do. For instance, you shouldn’t plant roses or do anything with cacti. You should avoid using power tools. Definitely stay far away from poisonous ivy, and don’t forget the sunblock!"

Guess other stingy activities are probably OK, just look at mistresses Jade and Deanna working in Clubdom's garden, whipping the slut.Some posts just write themselves.

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Promised you a sexy track last time. Unfortunately Fruit by Dwaalgast and Shari Klein is in Dutch but it's wonderful. And yes trees grow in gardens so we're also back on topic. Click to listen on Youtube.

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Will Die a Virgin

The latest in femdom fashion? 

Unlike simple stuff like soap voluntary involuntary just got complicated. 

Yes honey you'll still be a virgin when I'm done. But first let me take a selfie.

Remember incels? Neither do I. Used to be a buzz word a few years back for men who pretended to be involuntarily celibate. [1] How 'bout getting a job instead and using your first pay check to buy some soap? And mouth wash with lots of bleach preferably.

There's this movie called the 40-year old virgin. Never seen it, but the title kinda gives it away. Even if you're a shy introvert, there's no reason to. Just remember there are both shy women and men. The key is to communicate in whichever way works best for the two of you. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just remember that all women prefer soap. [100]  And body spray.

Leh Ysl (レア): Bondage That Empowers

As in sets you free. Mentally only of course 

Art by Leh Ysl (レア)

How many months has it been since mistress locked away my precious [power tools]? I honestly cannot remember despite the fact it was on my birthday which is 11-11 but I'd never think she could be this heartless and cruel. Almost as if she has a sadistic streak inside of her. Anyway, how am I going to fix up HER (that's me sucking up) dungeon? With bare hands? If only.