Nzingha Mbande 400 Years Later

Politician Charles Michel. Or how to betray 500 million people because you crave public humiliation on an absurd scale.

Real slaves spend their working hours in the real world where what we do matters. Not EU politician Charles Michel, AKA Mr. Weasel to whom the world is the biggest stage to be publicly humiliated, ever. 

Herrin Xena from Germany with her dog slave thingy. Ursula von der Leyen would wish she had even half the personal gravity of Herrin Xena. Any similarity between both women is fictional.

Once April arrives my dreams get even more vivid than normal. Spring, power tools, a smile to die for and Angola just to name a few. Not exactly dreaming of the country itself - never been there - but of Nzingha Mbandi. Queen Mbandi (1583–1663) was the ruler of the Ambundu Kingdoms of Ndongo (1624–1663) and Matamba (1631–1663), located in present-day northern Angola.

Upside Down House For Sale

About that 11th item to always tell your real estate agent about 

Remember Stranger Things? Clearly the Upside Down comes in many flavours. Classy 'n' pervy? Welcome to Sex Oasis 2.0

Sometimes there's no downside at all. Obviously.

Don't care about realtor confessions one to 10. What matters is the final one. Number 11 on the list. Ha ha ha. Does the property come with a 'naughty' 50 Shades kind of sex dungeon? [1]

Despite the fact I'm living on the 11th floor of the Elfland building somewhere in Dutcherdam (xxx), the answer is a resounding 'yes Ma'am.' What else can I say?

Mistress Madeleine Strikes a Pose

The level of detail is in the delay

It's all about divine body language. 

Mistress Madeleine: Glorious Beyond Belief. Now That's What I Call Personal Gravity. Topped of with a killer smile.

I have absolutely no idea who mistress Madeleine from Divine Bitches is. But from what I've sampled online, she's loving it. Or she is first in line for the next Oscar available. It's probably a bit of both, emphasis on the first part. Doesn't matter. Watching her dominate her slaves is a work of beauty that will stand the test of time.

Sexiest Sadist on the Planet

'Can't Believe What I Just Did!'

Totally terrifying but so hot. Me, me, me. Please mistress. I'll never regret it. Cross my heart and bla bla bla.

Just to remind you, when it comes to femdom there's no one size fits all. What fits me like a glove is a domme who is a woman first and a mistress second. And yes, that means what it means. 

That Must Hurt

Just be grateful

Even a glove aficionado like Dutch would have a hard time appreciating under the circumstances.

Many haters when it comes to femdom imagery. Agreed, a lot of it is smut but some hit the jackpot. In which case it takes three to tango.

Mistress and slave are doing their little dance while the photographer takes her/his time. It's all about the right angle.

Kink.Com San Francisco - Nirvana of the Past

"Last Days of the Leather Fortress" 

Classic image of the wonderful Claire Adams, shooting for Men In Pain.

In 2017 I wrote about the inevitable closure of the Armory, best known as Kink.com's headquarters. According to Wikipedia the building was constructed as an armory and arsenal for the United States National Guard in 1912–1914 and designed with a castle-like appearance in a Moorish Revival style. In an exceptionel well-written 2017 article for Hazlitt Tina Horn takes the reader into the world beyond the Arsenal's outer walls. She also shares some of her memories from her time at Kink's HQ 

Game Goddess & Gameboy

The difference between control and controllers? Basically none.

Words don't come easy. They only get in the way but if you want to know why the average slave is so disobedient, pay attention. Isn't she lovely? As for that Gameboy in the image: the only proper answer is "if it pleases you." Just don't ever tell her that you did it on purpose. That's our little secret.

How To Turn Your Dungeon Into a Money Maker During Covid-19

Introducing online shopping's most helpful review ever.

Mistress Renee Trevi at work in the dungeon before Covid locked-up humanity.

Blame whoever came up with the idea for letting me blog unsupervised for today's 'essential' consumer advice. Social distancing, femdom style - or any other - is clearly not the path to enlightenment for Dutch. And yes, that means it's time for yet another story involving dogs. Just remember this one's on you dear missing supervisor. Here we go.

Hold That Sucker Down

On euphoria and the similarities between the things you love.

Holding men down is hard work - and why bondage was invented.

Music was my first love and it will be my last. Of course it will. Doesn't make it my one [1] and only [1] twue love. And no, the answer to that isn't femdom either. It's like a certain wise man by the name of L. Kravitz once said: "Let Love Rule." Smart singer. The beauty of love is that it doesn't ask for permission. Nor do your preferences. Isn't life awesome? Yes and no. Not always.

Kink Cycle: Floggers Made from Old Bike Inner Tubes

From Holland with love: Save the world, one whip at a time.

And now it's a flogger with the printed text from what was once an inner tube still visisble. (image Kink Cycle on Facebook)

When it comes to femdom news, it's clearly silly season. After yesterday's consumer advice regarding the Cellmate chastity device, today a tip if you're in the market for a new flogger.

Margo Moutarde and Shimaya Jahangiri don't consider anything waste. In their Amsterdam workshop they can recycle almost anything. Jahangiri once made a dress from old pop tabs. Before Covid-19 she visited underground kinky parties , which she loves because of the relaxed atmosphere. After seeing a hammock made from old bike inner tubes, she realized those old tubes were also the perfect material for floggers: much more environmentally friendly than synthetic leather.

Cellmate Chastity Device Owner Blackmailed By Hacker

Now that's what i call involuntary involuntary 

Alternative version of "Your hand in mine." Sing along everybody!

Remember the commotion about the Cellmate chastity device last year? The story only gets better - and no you cannot make this up. This particular development I found through the blog of Domina Lady Sas. The German version of Vice magazine reported earlier this week that a Cellmate owner became the victim of blackmail.