Thursday, September 05, 2024

All Kinksters Have a Target On Their Back: Never Normal Strikes Again

Tonight on TV? Bashing kinksters for profit [or personal gain].

Even a well-made series like The Umbrella Academy cannot resist a stab at kink. "Nothing wrong with a good spanking" says Mr. Creepy Guy at the beginning of season four. Is it really that important us kinksters are being considered normal? What's normal anyway?

Personally I believe being normal has a lot to do with going after what you really want in life, even if other people don't understand. There is only one person responsible for your happiness and it's you, so you better get up and get greedy.

Dutch likes DIY, blogging and kink just to name a few. Nobody ever asks me why I spend hours in my workshop rather than on social media. Is it even relevant what other people think? The only thing that matters is that your personal preferences don't become a hindrance in life, which usually means worship privacy with vigor. Wouldn't it be great if I could say I love to worship my Love and mistress and people would just nod and agree, good for you, as if you were telling them you decided on Thai food instead tonight? Never gonna happen. Pointing out the differences between people and proclaiming their way of life is superior will always benefit someone or some corporation. [1] [3]

Anyway, after my shocking discovery there's a sex dungeon in the basement of the Ghostbusters building or something like that, let's get the truth out. #NeverNormal is everywhere, just look at your TV. Below a list of TV shows and movies I've seen recently that one way or another manage to sneak in a little kink. Hardly ever neutral, sometimes for entertainment purposes only but mostly to placate the audience, making them feeling secure as in 'I'm normal, they are freaks. Just look at them'. Kinksters - yes you too - are cannon fodder at best. Sorry. 

1. The Boys
In an alternative superheroes have gone rogue. The Boys is one of my favourite series. Currently at season four and for no reason the female CEO of evil corp Vought walks in to her office and asks who wants to have their balls crushed. Young, bound, naked male on the floor squaks 'me please'. So lame. Whatever. 

2.Kleo
One of the most fun shows to watch recently. The main character is a young girl, a killer trained by the government of East Germany. She becomes the sacrificial scapegoat when things go wrong and wastes her youth in prison untill the Berlin Wall falls in 1989. No longer an enemy of a state that has vanished, Kleo is released and goes full rampage.

According to Kleo-lore the blonde gentleman on the left is the inventor of the Berlin love parade.
In the hands of a sadistic killer, that gag is not for fun.

3. You
A twisted and bizarre homicidal maniac with a love of books, who carries his clear glass dungeon with him all over the United States. At least two references to BDSM, both are equally weird in case you're wondering. 

look at the titles on hte book shelf.
Look at that! [Again]

4. Ballerina
A movie that is somewhat different. The main character has a day job as a highly trained dancer, seeks vengeance on those who killed her friend. A group of men obduct women to torture them on camera and sell the footage. Nasty. Honestly I think there are easier ways for criminals to make money. What motivated the script writer to pick this angle?

5. Zombie 100
In a post I wrote some 11 years ago - give or take - I wrote about a dreaming of a trip around the world in 80 dommes. Maybe I should update that post. Ever since the Living Dead, zombies have turned into cuddly toys. But what if the end is inevitable and you still have your bucket list with 100 things to cross of before you die? First order of business is to save your friend who is holed up in a Japanese love hotel. Less fortunate is that his slave girl has turned into a zombie. Of the disobedient kind. Luckily for him, she is tied up or else. Once again, why choose BDSM as a topic? 

6. Dix Pourcent
In English the show is named Call My Agent. The French series ran for four seasons and is an absolute gem. In some episode one of the management assistents [who sleeps with her boss of course] wears a neck corset. Rather surprisingly it is some kind of turn on for the male, gay assistent. Didn't see that coming.

7. The Violence Action
More daft than funny is this Japanese movie. Makes little sense but OK. In The Violence Action a bunch of female students moonlight as assassins. Somewhere at the start of the movie one of them is sent out to rescue a young woman from a bunch of bad, non-consensual, sadistic men. After a succesful mission, she returns to base with Japanese Elvis, her sidekick. His reward for helping out? Being trampled by another woman. Whatever. 

8. Obliterated
This series makes even less sense than The Violence Action. To say its pulp is to overrate it. Yet surprisingly it's also one of few programs in this list where kink has a purpose. In order not to be exposed as a spy, an attractive young woman puts on a gag and then locks herself to a pole. So vulnerable [and almost naked] the pretty girl has to be innocent, right?

9. Dogs of Berlin
"Two cops investigate the murder of a famous Turkish-German soccer player." When a corrupt football official flees to Chile, a lawyer is sent after him. She is also a hardcore fixer who has no qualms torturing men to get answers. Her methods though are overly complicated. He is tied to the floor and she is putting on her stiletto heels to trample him. A silly conversation ensues:

"Give it to me. Other have to pay for it, I get I for free."
"Others have to pay for it, yes. But they have a safe word."

That's why we kinksters never gonna be normal. Guard your privacy with vigilance.

10. Blue Eye Samurai
This anime series is perhaps the best show I've seen of late, its story telling is beyond breathtaking. During Japan's Edo period (17th century), Mizu is on a quest for vengeance against four white men. In one episode Mizu enters a brothel where everything is possible. The episode also includes BDSM scenes, only this time in a more neutral way.

11. The Killer
And finally number 11. My film loving friends were eagerly awaiting David Fincher's latest 'gem' to arrive on Netflix. It did. So I watched it. Don't believe the hype. The opening scene shows our killer eying a man visiting a professional dominatrix. The hitman explains how patience is of the essence. After much talk he slowly pulls the trigger. And hits the dominatrix instead. The cinematography is beautiful but once again, why this setting?

The above is just a selection of the theme of BDSM popping up in series and movies. Other than shock value - look at them freaks - there is hardly any justification for it, so remember we may be living the life we want but that doesn't mean the world will ever accept us. Public or private? It's your choice. Choose wisely.


Face the Music

Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite

Currently watching Kaos on Netflix. Yet another alternate universe, one where Jeff Goldblum rules as the Greek god Zeus. The series soundtrack is expensive, diverse, wide and impressive but above all excellent. In one episode, perfectly timed but completely out of tune, Jacky Wilson's Reet Petite starts playing. It just made me laugh so hard. Makes absolutely no sense or does it? Brilliant.

Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite [click to listen]


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Russian missiles target Kyiv on first day of school year according to the BBC.

"Russia has fired a barrage of missiles at Ukraine's capital, Kyiv, hours before thousands of children returned to school for the first day of the academic year." 


Notes

[1] Just my opinion but remember opinions are not facts. [2]

[2] A fact for sure.

[3] Also one of the reasons racism is so very hard to fight. Wanna know why, just look at who profits.

[4] Season four of The Boys came out recently [summer of 2024]. Stop reading if you haven't seen it yet.

Honestly I feel season four is one big mess, shock value was maxed up. The whole series was one big gore fest. One episode for the most part plays in a sex dungeon. It's just bizarre and not in a good way. Of course it had a gimp, Pulp Fiction style. It also features a buttler, equipped with a hose and dressed like somebody who works in a slaughterhouse. And of course there is the compulsary rich weirdo, just like the freaky executive. And in case you didn't get the message, hardcore non-non-consensual is the new consent. Because [in an alternative universe] those with money can get away with murder. The whole episode is truly horrible.


Friday, August 02, 2024

Never Normal Has Finally Reached the Ghost World

Different kind of Dark Side

Ghostbusters have a sex dungeon?

Kids and their sex dungeons these days [image: Ghostbusters Frozen Empire]

The other day I went to see the latest movie in the Ghostbusters franchise and it actually was fun. Also a bit weird,OK, but still I enjoyed myself. Turns out the Ghostbusters have a sex dungeon. [1] No, sorry, not the Ghostbusters 2.0, but the ghosts. Almost that is, turned out to be some kind of prison to keep an evil spirit of the streets. Did it work? No. And yes, for some reason it was dressed up as a 'sex dungeon', whatever Vanillas think that is.

Anyway Frozen Empire (2024) was far better than Afterlife (2021) but what I don't get is why Ghostbusters (2016), officially a reboot, has been scrubbed from the slate. Afterlife was a disaster, Ghostbusters 2016 was kind of OK, nothing spectacular but fun to watch. Somehow the media moguls decided to erase it from cannon. Why? Nobody knows. This time the Ghostbusters were women and it even had Chris Hemsworth as the male receptionist. You know how they say x is the new y? To me it's the same old all over again. We kinksters are never going to be normal, entertainment without being judged is the best we can hope for. And young people who get excited by the idea of a sex dungeon. Make love not stupid movies. Even better love the one you worship but let's keep that last one between you and me.


Face the Music

Jaxomy X Agatino Romero X Raffaella Carrà – Pedro

Pedro is such a daft song, I love it. This track screams summer. Not sure what this song is about, the only word I understand is Pedro. Leave a comment if you know which of the two guys is Pedro.

Jaxomy X Agatino Romero X Raffaella Carrà – Pedro [click to listen]

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Yesterday, Ukraine took delivery of it's first F16 fighter planes. It desperately needs them. Six is way too few but much more important is the availability of missiles.


Notes

[1] After discovering there was not only a painting depicting sex in the movie but also a sex dungeon, concerned parents raised the alarm. How do I know? I tried to find out a little more about this painting inside the 'Ghostbusters' sex dungeon.

Unacceptable indeed. Naked male nipples.Why aren't they covered in clamps?

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Dutch Walks Into a Candyshop

Once a gearhead, always a gearhead

Today a different kind of toy story

Tough choice [image by Cabroon]

Never asked but I'm sure Vanilla's are unable to understand for me suffering in the dungeon is a way to recharge. It's why I won't bother trying to explain how DIY stuff can be relaxing. It's nice to make something with your own hands. And when your shelf drops of the wall, you can only blame yourself, a far cry from the bla bla many of us post on social media about just how awesome they are. Plus something that initially looks simple easily turns into a complex question. Finally: once you start, you have to finish it. What's not to love about DIY?

In order to fix things, you need tools. Youtube is full of channels promoting the biggest, most bad-ass [unbelievable expensive] tools, you most of the time don't need. But why would you buy them online when you can walk into a hardware store like this? Once inside, for once Dutch doesn't know which door to choose.

Today's image is by Cabroon is a digital artist from Mexico, whose work often features damsels in distress. [Yes Disney Corp, I'm looking at you.] I'm very curious how he came up with the idea.


Face the Music

Alvaro Soler, Topic - Solo Para Ti [2022]

Sofor it's been a lousy summer over here in Holland, maybe some sunny music helps.

Alvaro Soler, Topic - Solo Para Ti [click to listen]

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The outgoing secretary general of Nato has warned Europe must be prepared for a decade of Ukranian war.  Jens Stoltenberg said the "paradox" of the war in Ukraine is the longer the western military alliance commits to fighting the war, the faster a resolution will be reached.

So why don't we?


Sunday, July 07, 2024

Fit to Serve?

Dutch is tired of not toein' the line I guess

Real world obligations wear out Dutch and keep him from kneeling before mistress.

French mistress Maitresse Satine. Somebody is clearly having fun. Such wonderful eyes and lovely smile [image: maitresse Satine on Twitter]

My kink is an essential part of me and I love it. Not that it matters, you and I were born this way. Kink is also more complicated than vanilla, both in finding a partner and having. Playtime femdom style is a little more elaborated to set up than good, old sex. There is no such thing as 'gone in 60 seconds' when it comes to BDSM.

Wednesday, July 03, 2024

A Deeper Love

"What is love?"
"You know when you see her."

mistress slave femdom together intimacy relationship

I tend to overthink but the passing of Barefoot Princess Melanie keeps on lurking in my mind. No answers though. Read back some of my previous posts. The question always remains the same. What is love? Is it contingent on kink compatibility? Can it survive when on of the partners looses all interest in BDSM? Nobody can tell, but but there's one thing I know. Love is not about desire or getting your fix. Love means compatibility in areas you never even heard of. Love means this is right, this is us.

Yes, love can be cruel and love can be kind, but love is not something that is yes or no because it clicks in the bedroom or dungeon. It's rather the opposite, love works in spite of everything, because of desire. And if it doesn't work out the way you want, you fight for it, together.

The reason I place so much emphasis on honesty and trust is because of the vanilla world. Encountered too many dishonest people. The irony is that they generally speaking are even more dishonest to themselves than to others. No matter how much you love someone, if you cannot create that sacred space where just the two of you exist, at some point you have to pack up and go.Translated into the realm of femdom, mistress has to earn your trust as much as you have to earn hers.

Trust is an essential part of any relationship, including being mistress and slave. Things go wrong, mistakes happen. Whatever it is, be honest about it. Then you deal will it together. Whether together means mistress and slave or boyfriend and girlfriend. It doesn't matter. Together.


Wednesday, May 22, 2024

German Femdom Prison Transport

Das Zuchthaus branches out

femdom style prison transport to Schwarze Anlage Lockwitz by Frau Kaltenbach of das Zuchthaus
Frau Kaltenbach preparing a prisoner for transport to a black site.

Remember Yapoo's slave taxi? It's the mysterious mini van where you got more than water and bread. But hey the good thing was that at least you didn't have to go to prison. In Germany they do things differently. For those who are into realistic prison play, there is das Zuchthaus. Historically a Zuchthaus is more than a prison. On top of incarceration inmates often had to work. Others were physical punished.

In das Zuchthaus there certainly is no lack of the latter. But how do you get there? Yapoo's taxi service only runs in Japan. What if you warden picks you up at the airport or trainstation in a fully utilized prison van? Despite the fact neither prison play nor public play is my thing, it's pretty awesome. Part of it has to do with Frau Kaltenbach, chief warden at various Zuchthaus events. Despite her beautiful eyes Frau Kaltenbach frightens me to the core and I'm loving it. Water and bread not so much but if you end up at the Schwarzen Anlage Lockwitz you have only yourself to blame [or thank].

femdom style prison transport to Schwarze Anlage Lockwitz by Frau Kaltenbach of das Zuchthaus
femdom style prison transport to Schwarze Anlage Lockwitz by Frau Kaltenbach of das Zuchthaus
femdom style prison transport to Schwarze Anlage Lockwitz by Frau Kaltenbach of das Zuchthaus
femdom style prison transport to Schwarze Anlage Lockwitz by Frau Kaltenbach of das Zuchthaus

For more information and a couple of short vids, check Frau Kaltenbach, Schwarze Anlage Lockwitz and das Zuchthaus on Twitter.


Face the Music

Janet Jackson - Rollercoaster

You never guessed who celebrated her birthday last week. No not me, Dutch is a he.Yes, the wonderful Miss Jackson. We'll talk more about Janet Jackson later. For now I'll leave you with Rollercoaster from her 2008 album Discpline.

Janet Jackson - Rollercoaster (click to listen)

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What can I say? Ukraine is loosing and we are letting it happen. Just horrible. Slava Ukraini!


Saturday, May 11, 2024

Outdoor Fun

Spring is here

[and the new Doctor. Who? Yes, him]


Four years ago I wrote about the impending spring that was just around the corner. As the post's masthead image I selected an absolutely lovely and stunning photo of mistress Saint Lawrence surrounded by cherry blossom trees in full bloom. Excellent choice if I may say so.

It also turned out to be the worst spring in recent history. Why? Covid-19 had us all locked up at home, watching Tiger King. At the time I thought it was funny to post an image of Carole Basking and her second husband as mistress and slave on their wedding day. Her first hubby clearly died, erhm married the wrong woman and because of that we shall never speak of marriages again. Or so I thought. Then one day an ex of mine got married on my birthday, which means, yes, that marriage has made a spectacular return to the writers room but that's for another time.

Today I want to discuss something different with you. No, not summer dresses, lovely as they may be. It's climate change and the benefits it brings to femdom, more specially the advantages of high temperatures in early April that allows mistress to toy with her slave outdoors this early in springtime. Of course you can argue it doesn't matter whether or not the slave likes the temperature but where is that deeper sense of servitude dude? It's all about her. Why should mistress be forced to wander outside when it's cold. Just to punish you? There are easier - and more comfortable - ways to do that when spring not quite sparkles. Temperature wise at least.

Early April temperatures in the Netherlands hit 20 degrees Celcius. Then rain. Days on end. And more rain. One month on it finally looks like spring has arrived. 20 Degrees today and 25 tomorrow. Why not take you slave out for some fun? Just make sure to tie him up, you really don't want him to pick you flowers. [You know it's gonna be tulips, don't you?]


Face the Music

Teddy Swims - The Door

This is one song I just cannot get enough of, absolutely love it.Looking forward to listening to his debut album 'I've Tried Everything but Therapy (Part 1)'.

Teddy Swims - The Door [click to listen]

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The Israeli invasion of Gaza and the Eurovision Song Contest, it's on the news 24/7 but does anybody remember Ukraine? You should. This is the latest: "Russia makes gains in eastern Ukraine claiming control of six villages as locals flee." [MSN]

A soldier takes the oath in front of her family and fellow fighters.

Notes

[1] Dr. Who is back. Yes he is. And look at that date. Today is the 11th, can't be a coincidence. And it's gonna be a double bill, two episodes back to back. And you know what I always say 1+1 =2 but also 11. This definitely is not a coincidence. It's on in about an hour and yes we get the BBC over here in Holland. Normally I would not go and watch television given the lovely weather but I'm making an exception for Dr. Who. Really looking forward to Ncuti Gatwa as 15.

And what about Mrs. Flood? Enjoy.


Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Mistress Michelle Lacy's Setup

No escape

Meep meep anyone?

Why wait for tonight?

Haven't you heard? Wily E. Coyote is sueing ACME corp. Because their products don't work. Of course you have not. Big Business deleting the [funny] movie because that's more profitable than showing it in theaters. Not a joke. Makes no sense, does it? A bit like a sadist not hurting a masochist because he loves it. What about her needs? Guess some relationships are doomed from the start.

Back in 2020 Michelle Lacy tweeted how those isolation rooms weren't gonna finish themselves. What I forgot to mention at the time is that if you tie up your carpenter in a leather body bag, the outcome is highly predictable. He's going nowhere.  And yes, of course those rooms ain't gonna get finished, unless you do it yourself. Or you could untie your carpenter slave, which seems unlikely given that genuine smile of hers. Four years on and the tables have turned. Or so it seems. Carpenter slave finally managed to escape - meep meep anyone? - and Michelle Lacy is eagerly awaiting his return, not that it makes sense. Zero points for either of them.

She is gonna catch him in her web, tie him up. It's the same story all over again. He is going nowhere, nor is the progress on her dungeon. Boring, let's make some adjustments. No, not to the leather straps, let's swap one of the players. What would happen is Michelle Lacy manages to ty up Wily E. Coyote in that bondage bed of hers? Despite the fact coyotes generally speaking are pretty smart, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even with Wily planning his escape way in advance. You know how. Blowing up stuff here and there with supplies he purchased from Acme corp. When did that ever work? Indeed. And that is why W. E. C is suing Acme Inc. Or is he? Just wait for tonight and you'll find him all tied up [by mistress Michelle Lacy]. No more meep meep for Mr. Coyote, he is not going anywhere. Which, pretty much, makes him the luckiest canine alive.

Don't think something like this happens by chance. Come a little closer and take a good look. If this ain't the outline of a heavy bondage enthusiast, what is? He knows what he signed up for.


Face the Music

Jennifer Lopez - Waiting for Tonight (Never Gonna Give You Up '87 Remix)

If you think today's story is wacky, hold your breath. The song that's been on repeat in my mind from the moment I saw Michelle Lacy's tweet is Waiting for Tonight. Most likely featured Jennifer Lopez before already but hold your breath. What if you cross Jennifer Lopez with Rick Astley? This is what you get. Yes, Rick Astley is highly underrated and today's mash-up is one big technical mess, so much it pains my ears, but why not? Add to that actress Alissa Milano, who had a somewhat successful music career in Japan as a teen idol singer while she was playing Tony Danza’s daughter in Who’s The Boss [random weird fact] and there you go.

Jennifer Lopez - Waiting for Tonight (Never Gonna Give You Up '87 Remix) [click to listen]


Notes

[1] Last time I wrote about Michelle Lacy I taught my readers a little Dutch. "Joepie" is an old-fashioned word to express joy. Let's try another one. "Gaaf" means cool. The word is often used to express approval and excitement at the same time.

[2] You know what's funny? First time I saw this image I had to think of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I'll leave it up to you who goes where.

[3] On top of all the reasons why I love my kink, I love it because it's weird and wonderful, just like life. Have you met any exes recently who got married on your birthday. Neither have I.

[4] To tie the knot or to tie a knot, what's the difference?

[5] Don't tell anyone but secretly I'm compiling a list of 1111 dommes I want to interview. Just added Michelle Lacy to the list.

[6] Lopez worked as a backup dancer for Janet Jackson, and appeared in the music video for "That's the Way Love Goes"


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