Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Bullshit Detection and Selection Mechanism (BDSM)

How can you tell a twue dominant from her keyboard? And no, the correct answer is not that she uses a slave instead of a keyboard. The CTRL key is missing because mistress is always in control. Now if that strikes you as silly here are a few bullshit paradigms about BDSM, 11 to be exactly.

    A dominant knows that a real submissive is a strong person looking for someone even stronger... Truly worthy of their soul and devotion.

You have to love this one, not just for the use of the word "real" but for the narcissistic generalization of dommes as de facto strong characters. Somehow I'd rather give my soul to the woman I love than to my mistress in the unlikely event they are not one and the same
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Let's hope the author's writing does not interfere with his day job as a cardiovascular surgeon. So many people with weaker hearts. At least it's good for business.
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That is rather pretentious, but then again sometimes people expose themselves through their own words.
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Still wondering whether the original quote is from Harry Potter or Twin Peaks': "Fire Walk With Me". I feel sorry for the slave girl already.
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The ultimate classic. Either the author has very little experience in life or is not very knowledgeable in the first place. If the statement were true it would be terrible news for the other 7 billion people on this planet.
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Predator Alert!
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Of course. We all know a twue kinkster needs props and a dommes' experience is measured by the number whips, floggers and paddles she owns.
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So cool to hear that some dommes think of subs as broken people. The kindest explanation is that the author does not understand the concept of average. A less kind one is that he suffers from "white knight syndrome." Alternatively this quote was thought up by vanilla people trying to discredit BDSM practitioners. Either way it is bad.
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Whenever I hear something like "this is real for us", it always puts a smile on my face.
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Clearly dommes have a thing for fire and hearts, but it makes no sense at all. Is this perhaps an expression of one dommes' hidden desire to be wanted?
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Saved the best for last. Of course it is not. BDSM is all about saving the planet and other selfless acts.
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