Cool Captioned Images

Captions are usually not my thing. Most are repetitive, tunnel vision rather than creative and often reek of desperation. Below are 11+1  captions I like.

Shibari: you're doing it wrong.

Mistress Evilyne's update on recent events

A few days ago I wrote about mistress Evilyne, whose neighbours complained. Today she announced  she is closing down her dungeon for the time being, looking to relocate.

Mistress Evilyne. Image taken from her website.
I guess its designer is looking for some pfunishment.
A background image of 1.46MB? Come on.

"Governess Ely and I will no longer be taking session bookings at Dungeon Manor in Orpington. I am going to take down the Dungeon Manor website today, and we will no longer be accepting dungeon rentals or film set hires."

Mistress Evilyne's Ordeal. Noise, Nosy Neighbours and Misconceptions

A week ago I read about mistress Evilyne when Femdom Resource wrote about her. Today somebody shared another link about the police "discovering" her S&M dungeon after complaints from the neighbours. Unfortunately the Yahoo article is perhaps the worst of the lot.

Now that's what I call adult fun (Image: Yahoo)

Coral Korrupt Found Her Peace

Today I learned Coral Korrupt passed away some days ago. Never met her and probably never would, don't think we are very compatible (my fault) but as I wrote before her story moves me.
 

Not another Fifty Shades novel please

Bashing Fifty Shades is one of my guilty pleasures, but sometimes it is just too much. Never cared much for the novels, I expected that after the movie they would go the way of the Titanic, but as it turns out Fifty Shades is more like Jurassic World. There is no way to get rid of either those dinosaurs or the franchise.

FIFA, Femdom, Whatever? Nope!

Now that the USA has challenged FIFA, a fight they won for the time being, there are a number of side effects few have considered. Bloomberg columnist Kavitha Dickinson rightly argues in favour for the inclusion of women's football.

Some heralded the US intervention as revenge on the 'beautiful game', an opinion one only can discard as utterly deranged, given the fact the US women's football team ranks second in the world after Germany. A country which incidentally also is the one with the world's most powerful woman as head of state. Of course such a statement only holds true for those who believe in FIFA's executive committee not being a bunch of misogynists, admittedly a hard sell. Then again, we live in interesting times.

Very impressive

Humanity's true nature - and why it sucks.

Is your mistress truly looking out for you? When a slave says "Anything for you mistress" does it mean "fulfil my desires and quickly please or I'll move on." Why do people become police officers? Do they feel an obligation to protect the public or are they looking for a licence to kill (in)discriminately? 

It gets worse...

Personally I never felt kink is benign, something other practitioners preach over and over again. If you believe that, you also think kink exists in a vacuum, where people can switch their desires on and off, depending on their mood, rather than a continuum in which degrees of sadism, masochism, selfishness and other (un)usual desires exist.