My All-Time Favourite Kink Picture. Surprise

Science is cool. Understanding a bit of physics goes a long way to figure out the magic in floggers, whips and other lovely toys.

And I thought it stood for phunisment

Print your own male chastity device

The 3D printing revolution is in full swing. People have printed guns and spare parts, but printing a chastity device is a first. The obvious benefit is that it is highly customizable. Any suggestion on what to print next? The sky is the limit.

Below a repost of the original post as it appeared on Tumblr, written by devag45:

Available in 7 colours, one for each day of the week.

Google reverses Blogger censorship decision

"Now breaks my clog" we say in Dutch, loosely translated as: What the hell is going on?

According to The Verge, Google has reversed its decision to ban adult content on Blogger. Really? What are you guys up to? Did the NSA object or something?

Then again it is Friday, any spin doctor's favourite day to bury bad news. What is the real news you do not want us to find out Google?

Google deciding the ban would've had a "negative impact on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities."
"The ban would have affected accounts that have been running for "10+ years."
"Rather than implement this change, we’ve decided to step up enforcement around our existing policy prohibiting commercial porn,"

Really Google? Really?

We are Google: Exterminate!
Euh we mean of course we love to hate to love porn.

Homeless Soon: Google Blogger Bans Porn

On February 24 Google announced it starts to ban porn from its Blogger platform by the end of March 2015. 

Yes, 11Dutch has to shut down his blog. I do not want to register an adult website in my own name. Does anybody know of a free blogging service that allows adult content or a free web hosting service where I can run blogging software such as Wordpress? Note that the free Wordpress blogs do not allow mature content either.

Delicious Dungeon Furniture

One of my New Year's resolutions is to learn Japanese. So far progress has been somewhat disappointing. To me Japan is the kink capital of the world, Tokyo is the only place I know of that has an S&M hotel: the Fashion Hotel Alpha-In. Even though the hotel is past its prime, it is fascinating. If I only had a fraction of the money Christian Gray does, I would set up a BDSM hotel myself. Amsterdam, Antwerp, London, San Francisco or Rio de Janeiro, it does not matter, the world needs more places like the Alpha-In.

Of course with six floors and five rooms per floor you can design whatever type of room you like. There would definitely be a Doctor Who Tardungeon room (ever noticed how many kinksters are Whovians?) and perhaps a few rooms decorated by friendly dommes. Since I am not a twue kinkster I feel no shame in confessing that I absolutely love BDSM furniture, toys and outfits.

Punishment Guillotine Chair
You have to be delightfully devious to come up with something like this. The punishment guillotine chair is perhaps the most beautiful piece of furniture I've ever seen. Versatile kinky eye candy, but unfortunately I could not trace its provenance. This Japanese website features it among several other gorgeous bondage devices, but that is it.

So gorgeous

[censored]Who is your daddy? Google is![/censored]

For some reason Google feels they can censor whatever they like. Even though its Blogger service has lost dramatically to Wordpress, it has decided to alienate more users by banning sexually explicit content from next month on. No doubt this new censorship pleases David Cameron and it will be only a matter of time before that honorary knighthood comes Larry Page's way.

The Blacklist #216: Around the world in 80 dommes

Some slaves fantasize about being auctioned off for the night. No thanks. Not me. I am a one woman kind of guy and the same philosophy applies to any prospective mistress. Right now I am single and for some reason the idea of travelling around the world to see 80 dommes caught my attention.

Let's be honest, home is where the heart is. Trust me, I know.

Boys without their toys, sometimes it's better

Purists frown upon it but I'll be the first to admit that I love kink for its toys, the more the better. The same thing goes for all kinds of fetish items: leather, latex, rubber, boots and gloves, appréciation des accessoires as they say in French. But all those paraphernalia do not capture the essence of kink. This lovely image signed by Tingos does. For me it is intensity over extremity.

Sometimes simplicity is the secret ingredient to intense play.

A piece of rope and two cloth pins you can hardly call them toys. A couple, at home, sitting on their bed. Everything is basic but beautiful, he naked, one cloth pin on each nipple. She, in her undies, wearing her glasses, firmly holding the rope made into a head harness with her one hand while she teases his erect cock with the other. His head aching back, trying to get closer to her as he smells the perfume he bought for her a few days before, just a little surprise. The expression on his face shows a combination of delight and discomfort, floating in space, letting go of things, unequivocally surrendering to her, no restraints necessary. He does register her presence on a conscious level but the warmth of her body makes him want to move ever closer to her, reminding him of her on a much deeper level.

What goes on in her mind I do not know. Her head leans forward, almost touching his shoulder, almost. She looks into the distance, like she is focusing on getting the maximum amount of frustration out of her slave as she teases his hard cock. The tight grip on the rope looks as if she is saying in more ways than one: “you are mine”. No answer necessary of course.

Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie

They just had to do it.

Somehow I never liked the whole Fifty Shades hype. I haven't read the book, nor do I ever intend to do so and I will shun the movie for as long as possible. Studio executives released it just before Valentine's Day.

If you are not into kink, I think it is a really bad idea to take your date to see the follies of Mr. Gray. The IMDB rating for Fifty Shades is 4.1 and to be honest that gives me immense pleasure. Guess Friday the 13th was not that bad after all (evil grin).

Jail Break: Dominatrix Handcuffs Guards Expecting Orgy

What is the use of having a blog when reality is funnier than fantasy. Three women in sexy outfits show up at a Brazilian prison at 3am and ask to be let inside to "chat and drink" Nothing suspicious about that. Absolutely nothing. Happens to me all the time. Unfortunately for the guards there was no orgy, their drinks were spiked and 28 prisoners escaped. Most likely the girls changed their minds and decided they rather play hide and seek. The Mirror has the story.

Lovely "police" uniform...

Dominatrix Awarded $1.5M. Car Accident Left Her With a New Personality

The National Post writes about a young woman, who claims a car accident changed her personality after which she started working as a dominatrix. In order to win compensation her lawyers paint an inaccurate and misleading picture of pro-dommes.

Mistress Sasha Mizaree

I think the story originated from Canada, but I fail to see the logic. Medical science has a hard time understanding how the brain works even at it most basic level, yet a woman with a brain injury - or her lawyers - can perfectly argue how she is damaged goods and and has a limited ability to work and is unable to finish a degree.