Femdom Squid Game

Blair Witch Project Redux?

Realistic femdom image, except for that silly [unlit] cigarette. Missed opportunity but lovely nonetheless. [image: black-mistresses.com]

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Let's be honest what the world needs now is love. Covid is a cruel taskmaster, so many broken dreams. If you're among those who broke up because of the virus, the pain will fade. Give it time and before you know  it's time to open up your heart again. We've all been there. It's part of life.

Tomorrow we take a loving look at Korean TV and cinema. As a teaser this image. It reminds me of Squid Game, the Netflix hit show about a deadly game for cash. Much is lost in translation. Yes, capitalism in South Korea can be cruel but life without food in North Korea is evil.

The day before Valentine's Day it's good to point out that it's important to be honest when you look for a relationship. Want it a little wilder, don't go for a girl whose idea of wild, wicked happiness is watching TV together. Night after night after night. 

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Shouse - Love Tonight. Click to listen.

Surprise! UK Porn Check is Back

Whose online safety?

These days it's easier to smuggle booze into 10 Downing Street than it is watching porn unnoticed.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is in trouble. While most of Britain was in lockdown it was party all the time at 10 Downing Street. There even was a party the night before prince Philip was buried. On the day of his funeral the queen sat alone, while aides [probably] were recovering from their hangovers. Or sore muscles because the rule was to bring your own booze. All of that went undetected in the most secure location in Britain. One can only wonder what else they brought in without the police noticing.

Serving Through Sex

Fastlove

Turns out Dutch is not such a bad slave after all. Who would've guessed?

Don't be afraid little one. Just enjoy the ride.

The story of giving through many, many nights of la petite mort. Dedicated to the cause. Proud to Serve. Privileged. Happy. Without realizing, still going strong after several decades. Unwittingly Dutch found true happiness in his teens, twenties, thirties and even today through random servitude. Now I understand. So grateful. More please unless you have better plans.

Man Serves Women Through One-Night Stands. I never thought this day would come. Remember how they said 2021 would be the Summer of Sex and how it'd never end? Didn't happen. No, not because of your locked-up carrot, it's evil Covid talking you silly. Now they're promising us an end to the pandemic [1]. Who knows what happens next? Something clearly needs to happen, that much is clear.

How To Make The Most Of Your Prodomme Past

Two life lessons from today's paper. The first one I wrote about before many times. Freaks sell. The second one is that most "stars" are made not born. Take the example of Julia Fox.

He misses her. Ex-wife Kim Kardashian on her way to the 2021 Met gala.

The Guardian asks itself a question. No, not how to write proper click bait, they're good at that. "From dominatrix to debutante: who is Kanye West’s new girlfriend Julia Fox?" Other than mentioning Fox used to be a teenage dominatrix, nothing on the domme stuff, so I delved into it. The most reliable source, obviously, is the Hollywood Reporter, an entertainment industry trade magazine slash gossip glossy. Just like The Guardian, The Hollywood Reporter knows a thing or two about click bait headlines.

"Uncut Gems’ Breakout Julia Fox Worked as a High School Dominatrix"

Aliens in Chastity

"Showing results for carrots."
"Search instead for  Daleks?"

After meeting Douchebag Dave earlier this week I'm in search of an antidote. You need it too. Let's have some fun.

'Is that a Tardis in your drink or are you just happy to see me mistress?'

Fun? BDSM is. Not because it hurts, which it does and is no fun at all, it's just that it is. The essence of good kink is to take your pleasure seriously, yourself not so much. Not everybody gets that, especially not those who have a hard time living up to the dream. For some reason they take it so seriously it backfires. Others - remember dumb dom Dave? - couldn't care less about BDSM, they're misogynists, haters hiding amongst us.

Misogynist Poses as "Dom"

"In evil news today..." 

Let's just say I don't like Dave. 

This is Dave.
Dave has a house.
Dave hates women.
Dave has three houses.
Dave hates women.
Dave has lost his mind.
Dave has a car.
Dave has a long way to go.
Don't be like Dave.

Praise the Internet

Save some hiccups, technological progress mostly has ups.

Oldest surviving image of mistress and slave, ca 11.000 BCE, predating the Flintstones by 1111 years (plus or minus 34 years). Not sure about her choice of toys. Troglodyte goofball looks happy though.

More often than not I've cursed the internet when it comes to femdom. Yes, I was happy to discover there were others like me. That was before the rise of the online findommes. [1] And if that isn't bad enough, how about the regular articles in women's magazines on how to feel powerful if you're down and out? Be a domme for a day and make all your problems wash away. Not. Attention for BDSM has not only lead to Fifty Shades but also increased attention on television. Sadly, all we're good for is being portrayed as freaks - #never normal - loosers or those cast away by mother nature herself. I beg to differ but rather spend my energy on something else.