Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Pornhub Doesn't Care

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Sunday, December 13, 2020

Of Circles And Squares

Everybody knows circles are by definition perfect

Explaining the true nature of beauty or happiness is impossible. Don't read on.

men are squares, women are circles. Slaves are squares, mistresses are circles
Pretty much self-explanatory. I'll leave it at that.

Circles and squares represent the arch-type of what it means to be human, once you get rid of life's bloatware. Two geometrical figures sum up the essence of female and male. Lean in, look closer and observe. Circles and squares are highly similar, yet oh so different. When in doubt, emphasize what connects them. Not convinced? Grab a random stranger and ask. As soon as Mr. Square catches his breath, he can't stop talking about the overwhelming similarities between both forms. No surprise there, a man's life revolves around certain Wonderful Girls, Magical Creatures and their beautiful, rounded corners. [1] Just not because of that.

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Berlin's Studio Avalon Is Closing Down

No More Happy Surrender In Berlin's Paradisal Underworld Realm

Herrin Mercedes [L] and Lady Marlon [R] (image: Avalon website)

After reading about it, Dutch banged his head against the table for a long time. Amsterdam to Berlin is only 650km (400 miles) by car or about six hours' drive. One day, or so I told myself. Too late. At the end of October the famous Berlin dungeon closed down for good. The Avalon website reads: 

"suddenly you realize it's time to start something new and to let go of what was." [1]

Wednesday, December 02, 2020

China's Uighur Minority Locked Up In Concentration Camps

Identity is not about what meets the eye

If you don't look like us or act like us, you can never be like us. Just in case you didn't get why I don't like the current OWK's management. More on that later.

(Image: The New York Times)


Missed my deadline. Blame Covid -19. Running late for this year's post on International Day for the Abolation of Slavery - Modern Day Slavery for short. That was on December 02. Yes, my blogging calendar is full, but don't worry, I'll never miss this one entry. It's the single, most important day for all that have crossed over to the Dark Side. BDSM, femdom, it's up to us to accept or renounce. We're free to say yes or no. And no, our preferences are not generally accepted, but in the greater scheme of things, who dares complaining?

Saturday, November 28, 2020

Let's Have The Talk

All of a sudden Dutch is all ears

To be the recipient of her personal gravity is nothing but a privilige.

The other day I was watching a re-run of The Big Bang Theory on Netflix. Cue next episode and suddenly I find myself watching science geek Sheldon giving his Mum "the talk" about safe sex. Odd, very odd.

One can only wonder if there is such a thing as a femdom equivalent of "the talk". I don't know, but it feels highly unlikely. I have no idea what that talk should be about. Different talks for different couples is the best I can come up with.

I must admit, however that today's image comes pretty close to what I imagine, is mistress and slave having "the talk." Most likely because it's such a strong image. The fact that I like it, because it ticks so many boxes might also have something to do with it. For one, effortless intensity comes to mind, or as I like to call it: her personal gravity.

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Intimacy

Beyond the complex lies the extra-ordinary

Only a fool refuses to bow to reality.

Forget I was born this way. Part of what makes femdom fun is the endless array of toys and outfits, not to mention the many insanely complex schemes.

Yes, by now I know toys are evil, at least according to the femdom police. Who cares, I'm a rebel by heart. As for naked slaves versus mistresses dressed in leather or rubber, that's very much up to her, don't you agree?

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

11/11 Today Is My Birthday

The best humiliation money can buy.

Caged birds of a feather

For years I've been loath to talk about certain intimate details. Some say, audacity doesn't become an inferior slave like Dutch. Despite that I humbly beg you to read on.

Because I'm a terrible submissive, it's hard to consensually-non-consensual humiliate me. It's complicated, I know. Like you, I wonder what kind of world we live in where slaves are allowed to make a living in the first place. Financial independence for slaves is the worst idea ever. Take away our jobs and give us free money and proper humiliation instead. It's the kind of shameful existence we deserve.

Friday, November 06, 2020

Sexy Voice Fetishes, Are They Real?

Lure of the modern-day Sirens

Miley Cyrus is singing on the radio. These days she has a low, husky voice that sounds very sexy. It makes me wonder, is there such a thing as a voice fetish?

Miley Cyrus in concert (image: NME)

Remember how I argued Grace Jones [2] is the original femdom icon? Back in the 1980s, on one of her appearances on the Joan Rivers talkshow, she lets it slip that she has many clones. No doubt, a generation later, they've multiplied. Miley Cyrus is not one of them and I mean that as a compliment to both of them.

Miley's latest song Midnight Sky is on heavy rotation on my local radio station. The track is OK, but nothing special. What grabs my attention is Miley Cyrus' voice, over and over again.

Sunday, October 11, 2020

'Smart' Male Chastity Device Can Be Controlled By Hackers, Users Warned

Lockdown those Loins forever.

Thought the Internet of Things was bad? The internet of chastity devices controlled exclusively by Bluetooth is worse. [1]

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"Houston, have you seen my phone?"

Don't know how you like to start your Sunday morning, but I like to read the paper, serious news and so on. OK, I skip over the Corona segment, but technology is still my thing.

Imagine my surprise when I first discovered The Guardian considers remote controlled sex toys, high tech. It's not that only this week people for the first time suddenly found out sex toys can be hacked. Tell me again why it is so important to send customer feedback halfway around the world to the manufacturer when you use your vibrator that is connected to the internet? To receive a text message back, telling you that your next door neighbour has had more machine orgasms this week?

Thursday, October 08, 2020

Justin Bieber Takes A Walk On The Wild Side

What took you so long mate?

It takes two to tango. Hailey ripping of hubby's shirt on camera. (Image: Daily Mail)


Justin Bieber releases his first studio album in 2010. At the time the singer is 16, and a lot more mature than most people on-line and of legal age. If you don't like somebody's music, don't listen to it. Instead many choose to [anonymously] disrespect a minor on-line.

In November 2018 the singer marries model Hailey Baldwin. Clearly the marriage is working out for him, because last year Justin released his album Changes, only to become his seventh consecutive number one album in the US. Who's laughing now?

Sunday, September 27, 2020

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Educator of Equality Dies at 87

Sexy comes in many ways. Kindness and decency are the best. Being [street] smart is runner up. All the rest is [much] less.

Justice Ginsburg even has her own colouring book.

 

Hailed as a feminist icon, Justice Ginsburg, who passed away on September 18, advanced women's rights by arguing equal rights cases for men. People call her a feminist icon, but the soft-spoken, reserved Justice probably wouldn't agree.

"An adoring female visitor to chambers once remarked to Justice Ginsburg that her ‘feminist’ girlfriends just loved the justice for what she had done for American women. The justice replied to the effect that she hoped the visitor’s male friends loved her as well."

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Inviting Smile

Good things come in threes: smiles, gloved hands and the colour red.

When mistress smiles, every day feels like Christmas.


Smiles are not a fetish, but they are definitely one of the most important characteristics that attract me to some women but not others. Of course n
obody is happy 24/7 or smiles all day. What matters is being born with positive attitude towards life.

Smiles can also be very deceptive. The image of this lovely lady in red popped up on my screen several times this month. Clearly the femdom police wants me to write about it, so I do.

The smile on her face looks like someone who got her loved one the best Christmas present ever and can't wait to wake him up at six AM just to give it to the man she loves.

The cane in her hand is a sure hint, we're not talking presents here. Anticipating what comes next, makes her very happy.  She cannot stop smiling and is dressed for the occassion, including matching gloves in red. Did I mention, I love the colour red and gloves too? [1] Combined with her body language and smile make this such a lovely image. Men have dropped to their knees for [much] less.

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[1] Remember my confession about how I enjoy women's hands? Gloved hands are nice too.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Tight Is The Word

If you're old enough to remember the movie Grease, you know what I'm talking about.

Back in 1976 tight was synonymous with Grease.

Nature or nurture, that's the big question explaining who we [think we] are. Whatever. For as long as he can remember, Dutch has a thing for women in leather pants, cat suits and latex ensembles. It takes time to understand where you're coming from. In my case I cannot help but wondering if Grease is the answer.

In 1976, the movie Grease was the best performer at the box office, starring a young John Travolta opposite Olivia Newton John. If you're about 15 years older than Dutch [circa man on the moon], High School Musical is the word. Same story, different cat. The big if, separating two movies that define two consecutive generations, are Sandy's pants.

Monday, September 21, 2020

Social Distancing Femdom Style With Mistress Devina

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Mistress Devina, dominant Indian female. (image: mistress Devina on Twitter.)

Blogging is hard work, especially research. Thanks to Covid-19 and social distancing I finally have some time to look for inspiration. It's hard work but someone's gotta do it. Finally all that time spent online pays off. The other day I stumbled upon the Twitter account of mistress Devina, dominant indian female.

To be honest, what got my attention is the picture above, so intense it almost makes you drop to your knees long distance. In real life I would instantly.

Courtesy of Covid-19, I gave myself time of from research and browsed mistress Devina's Twitter account. When I saw her holding a gun at the 2018 Femdom Retreats, it made me smile. Two years later the world has changed and options to meet like minded kinksters in person are limited. Not my kind of game but outdoor slave hunting is one of the few remaining possibilities. Lead the way please, mistress Devina.

Only thing I don't know is whether that gun is for hunting down slaves or fighting Covid-19. Who cares?

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Mistress Devina is on the hunt. (image: mistress Devina on Twitter.)

Wednesday, September 09, 2020

"Yes Mistress Robot"

Ready to serve the machines?

Where is Sarah Connor when you need her? [1]

Linda Hamilton in Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) as Sarah Connor,  the movie character devoting her life to killing our evil robot overlords.

The original Westworld movie is a 1973 film in which a robot goes haywire and causes mass carnage. More recently, TV show Humans refers to robots as synths. Apart from doing household chores - which makes us slaves obsolete - synths are fully equiped with hidden, but oh so sexy, adult Playstation settings, perhaps for when the wife is away on a business trip or something. Inevitable when it comes this kind of thing the robot is always female. And finally an inventor in China married his robot not to long ago.

Wednesday, September 02, 2020

When Fear Was Still Fun

The fun of fear is forever in my past. All it took was a single image.
sadistic, dominant woman smiling while whipping a male slave's bottom hard.

There's no point in breaking down why you're into femdom. But if I have to, I'd say the fun of fear play a major part. Femdom fear is different from, let's say, a horror movie. In the latter case, before and after are pretty much the same. At most it takes some time to fall asleep. Femdom fear, however, is a different beast altogether.

Unlike watching that scary movie - or not - femdom fear is not a choice. You are who you are, denying it is just as impossible as stop breathing just because you're afraid.

Sunday, August 16, 2020

Nurse Gypsy & Associates

Dutch is finally a man with a [medical] plan.

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Nurse Gypsy and Associates, even their gorgeous smiles have amazing healing power. (Image: Nurse Gypsy & Associates)

The current pandemic is no fun. It's so bad that even a gearhead like Dutch acknowledges that masks are more important than gags, but feel free to combine the two.

As a suave slave, I understand women love a man with a plan, so I've been researching medical facilities. Just in case. Twitter has the answer to everything. Where do you get the best treatment, how competent is the staff and how devoted are they? I came up with a list that I now carry on a laminated card in my wallet. [1]

Friday, August 14, 2020

The Impossible Harry Potter Femdom Quiz

Cuffs and collars, it's a store but exactly what they're selling, I don't know.

By now everybody knows there are no riel slaves left despite the 20 to one numerical advantage that dommes enjoy. As for us slaves, everybody knows we have no limits, no need to brag about that. Put a sock in it. Femdom is way too serious - and being Über-serious hardly ever leads to serious happiness.

After eight straight days of temperatures of 35 degrees Celsius and over - average for August is 21 - Dutch is beginning to recover from a heatstroke. To many, 35 degrees is peanuts, but in a humid country like Holland, humidity makes sweating pointless as a way to cool down your body.

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Desperate Slave Eyes

Mistress Sidonia breaks her slave through the sheer force of her personality. [1]

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Happiness comes at a price (image: The English Mansion)

Dutch is a longtime admirer of mistress Sidonia von Borcke and The English Mansion. [2] I wrote before about the attention to detail that goes into her videos. Together with the famous, Berlin based, Studio Avalon, The English Mansion is one of very few video labels that continues to stand out after more than two decades.

It's hard to surf the internet and not run into mistress Sidonia. Of course her on camera persona is not the same as the mistress she is in private. The best way to be successful is to do what you love. Because of that I suppose there is a significant overlap between the domme mistress Sidonia is in private and the one she publicly embraces.

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

"I Embrace Femdom"

Of course I do, much more than I'll ever realize.

Of course that guy isn't me but some model. It's the price you have to pay for flogging useless, overpriced travelgear.

On the way to my local supermarket I come across a couple of bus stops that carry life size advertisements, you cannot miss. For several weeks now one of them has an ad that says "I EMBRACE FEMDOM." Me too dude! Of course it doesn't say that, but it's what I read - or choose to read. Because I do with all my heart.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

The Femdom Show (2020)

Some things you don't find on IMDB.

What would The Truman Show look like, if the hero is confined [and loving it] to a world where women are always in charge, dominant and often sadistic?

Reality bites in The Femdom Show.

The Truman Show is a 1998 movie about a man, played by Jim Carey, whose whole life is caught on camera without his permission. He literally lives in a bubble from which it's difficult to escape. The movie is years ahead of the world of surveillance capitalism we know live in. In the end our hero manages to escape, but what if his character is both submissive and lives in a reality occupied by dominant women, he cannot escape?

Wednesday, August 05, 2020

That's Gross! (Unless You're Up For It?)

There's nothing gross about consensual happiness.

“Three Things
Three things cannot be retrieved:
The arrow once sped from the bow
The word spoken in haste
The missed opportunity."


(Ali the Lion, Caliph of Islam, son-in-law of Mohammed the Prophet)

― Idries Shah, Caravan of Dreams

Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Frame It

Less is more

Twitter is not my thing. Yes, I have an account but I use it mainly for inspiration. Dutch is old-fashioned, he wants to serve the mistress of his dreams in person. See her, feel her and smell her, but above all the chance to look into her eyes while I surrender. Being on camera is not the same. [1] It doesn't matter if camera means being on Zoom, Skype or looking at porn.

Monday, August 03, 2020

"Let's Be Careful Out There!"

From the Dutchland 20 to 1 department 
Of course it's hard to find a domme. My luck is that as a slave I'm always horny and have no limits. It's something I'm proud of and tell everyone, even those who don't want to hear it. Never asked myself what those pesky and highly theoretical limits might imply. After all, they fade away instantly in my "anything for you mistress"-world. Trust me, it's pretty brilliant, perfect [obviously] and very hot.

Sunday, August 02, 2020

Feeling Sorry for Female Subs

Not feeling sorry for her, envy is a better word. Lucky girl that is able to combine social distancing and submission

Kink is complicated. Like all good things in life. But not all of the time, sometimes confusion is a better word.

Despite the fact that I never look at on-line porn, femdom-related images have no trouble finding their way onto my screen. If that's what Gaia decides, I surrender. Doesn't mean much, I surrender pretty easily to certain women. Unlike most of my male readers, Dutch is a slave who comes with limits attached. I try to restore the cosmic balance by telling silly jokes when timing is at it's most awkward. Somehow it never works.

It took me much longer to accept my limits than to accept the fact I'm into kink. The latter was just my inner monologue telling me "oh, that's what they call it. Cool."

Sunday, July 26, 2020

Who Needs Chastity?

Lockdown is good. Being locked-up is bad. Release first, pain second is hell.

My choice for this images probably has more to do with my preference for women's hands and gloves than the chastity device she is holding.

Don't know how dommes take advantage of the social distancing lockdown but the options are infinite. And no, not Dutch. Not seeing anyone at the moment, so I keep myself busy with vanilla stuff I need to finish ASAP. And no, still not done.

By now, you know Dutch believes in a "healthy" balance between Vanilla and Dark, but even I have to agree that this extended lockdown is a great moment to take the time to explore and discover. Unlike most of you, I'm not into permanent chastity. It's not practical and makes life to easy for us slaves. Of course it's annoying that you're not allowed an orgasm. On the other hand, you're always aroused. How cool is that? High on endorphins, all that pain and humiliation tastes a lot sweeter. Why not turn it around?

Saturday, July 25, 2020

Smile And Let Love Rule

For a happy, healthy femdom relationship, look at how mistress and slave interact as vanilla lovers. It's that easy.

Dominant woman are not service providers for our submissive needs, nor are slaves one dimensional cardboard figures with fat wallets. 

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Keep on smiling! Don't know who she is, but I found this happy couple [he's happy too] on BDSMLR.

Definitely not my best writing, but it's good to see I'm not the only one who thinks femdom at it's best possesses an unique quality that is beautiful beyond words. Still, I wonder how many reader were looking for an explanation as to why they are drawn to the Dark Side or perhaps an excuse to be accept a certain part of who they are.

In Diamonds are Forever, James Bond author Ian Fleming writes “Most marriages don’t add two people together. They subtract one from the other.” Pretty grim but probably true when it comes to most femdom relationships. And no, mistress is not always the winning looser. It's better to read this post out of character, makes you think with the upper, upper half of your body.

Friday, July 24, 2020

British Tax Payers - Black and White - Finally Pay Off Loan To Former Slave Owners

What's 200 years between friends?

No, the British didn't compensate their former slaves, it's owners were paid handsomely for loss of their property. And it was pretty expensive.

Beatrix, former queen of the Netherlands, in a golden carriage. What is conveniently left out from this Wikipedia image is a panel painted on the other side. Is called something like "Colonies paying tribute to the Dutch Virgin." The Virgin represents the Dutch Commonwealth.

Dutch has set himself a goal: to become the most boring person of 2020. In order to reach that goal, I read boring stuff. Nothing is duller than taxes, it's why I read the Tax Justice Network newsletter.

Lady Luck cannot hate me. I'm born in a rich country, male, white and university-educated plus other privileges I will never know exist for real. I hope you understand irony, because that's what this next line is all about. Somehow I cannot win [loose], not even when I try to be boring. I was so sad the other day after reading the Tax Justice Network newsletter.

Removing statues of politically-incorrect historical figures is the biggest mistake ever. The less future generations know about the atrocities of the past, the harder it is to make them understand what's wrong in today's society. Paint them pink and put them on display in a museum, explanation about why they were truly evil next to it. Whatever you do, don't hide the truth.

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Dutch Police Discovers Underworld Torture Chamber

the difference between reality and "for us this is real"

No limits? As in non-consensual non-consensual? Dentist chair meant for torturing fellow criminals discovered by police.

Criminals everywhere felt safe using Encrochat, a secure way to communicate without police interference. Got something to sell? Look for buyers on Encrochat. Desperately wanna kill someone? Encrochat! Feeling the heat from the girls and boys in blue, just press that panic button and all that naughty stuff is gone. Or at least it used to. As it turns out, the panic wipe button wasn't functioning properly for some time already. Police officers in various country were reading in real time what criminals were up to. Bye bye dreams of being safe and anonymous while doing bad things, really bad things.

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

On The Beauty Of Femdom

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Lady Andromeda and slave. Now that's what I call a perfect power exchange. Beautiful.
 
If there is one element of the mistress-slave relationship that outsiders cannot see, it is the fact that at the best of times the art of femdom creates its own, unique type of beauty. It kinda feels like the opening crawl of that famous sci-fi movie about "a galaxy far, far away" [1], except that it is happening right in front of you. So easy to miss the sparks flying back and forth between mistress and slave. Enjoying femdom can be kind of complicated but when the stars align, it's beauty is unrivaled. This image featuring lady Andromeda not only captures that beauty but also the intimacy that often accompanies femdom.

In Greek mythology, Andromeda is the daughter of the king of the Kingdom of Kush; Cepheus and his wife Cassiopeia. Despite the fact that Dutch has visited the pyramids of Kush for real, he never met Lady Andromeda. You can find her Instagram here.

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[1] For once no Doctor Who references. Probably because the real Doctor languishes in jail.

Friday, July 03, 2020

Tabook

Overcoming your embarrassment by buying a book on bondage? Kink is [still] not a self-help book. Come on! 

"While browsing the bookstore 19-year-old Gwen is unexpectedly drawn to a volume of kinky erotica, earning her disapproving glares from the other customers. Will Gwen follow her deepest desires or will she let her embarrassment restrain her?"

Go Gwen, Go! Don't believe the [official] hype, if you are a domme, you are a domme. Don't let a government moviebook belittle your dreams and desires!

We Dutch do it differently. Not only do we have to hand back our passports when we don't act frugal while traveling abroad, we also spend money foolishly on "the" arts. Extra cash if it's kinda controversial, which puts me in a bind after watching Tabook, a short animated movie.

Bondage is awesome. It's not better than sex or kissing the woman who loves you back [best ever!], but it's still awesome. Also, at times very scary. And yes, fear can be fun, but I'm struggling to explain. Let's just hope someone comes to my aid and sets me free - mentally - so I can type up the words and make you understand.

Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Masked Ball [Gag]

Some wear it well, others hide it well

Gag hiding inside a mask. For maximum fun, combine with hoody.

The last couple of months were no fun, no matter where you are. Dutch talks to a lot of people and I've heard many stories. They've been married for over 50 years when one day he falls ill. She is not allowed to see him. Only two days before he passes away, they let her next to him. By then he is no longer coherent or able to recognizes her.

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Strict Eyes

Nobody told me real dommes are equipped with laser eyes these days. 

By the way, how can I every explain my preference for more mature dommes now that I've seen her?

Don't know if Shakespeare was into femdom but the odds are he was. To be dominant or not, that's the question. The answer to most things in life - especially when it comes to relationships - is in her eyes.

Dutch doesn't want to be a rebellious slave, nor does it give me any pleasure, but it's who I am. Blogging for several years now and there's is one thing I've consistently emphasized: be honest. It's your best chance for a happily everafter. It's also the only way to find out if mistress and slave are compatible. There's a reason there's no spell to make you fall in love, not even in Harry Potter.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Leather Trocadero: Suzy Quatro

The first rule of screenwriters guild since 1977 is "introduce a sexy woman in a hot outfit if ratings are tanking."

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Suzi Quatro as Leather Trocadero. Happy Days back in 1977.

Judging by the number of hits, hardly anyone in femdom knows who Rick and Morty are. So much for handing over femdom to the next generation. Guess you have to be over 50 or so to appreciate female domination. And no findommes don't count. Because Dutch lives to serve, let's talk about something demi-centennials can relate to: Happy Days.

The Guardian newspaper just finished a series on jumping the shark, TV shows that go downhill even faster after an unlikely occurrence desperately attempting to keep viewers' interest. Moments labeled as "jumping the shark" are considered indications that writers have exhausted their focus, that the show has strayed irretrievably from an older and better formula, or that the series as a whole is declining in quality.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Man on Fire

Just give it a moment

Like I said: eyes are the mirror to the soul. Hashtag "No Blindfolds"

Wrote about the supremacy of her eyes several times before. Most people don't get it. Until now. Just look at her. Personally I don't think he's in trouble, their relationship is - and both of them are taking the wrong approach to fixing things.

The whole mistress - slave dynamic is about power exchange, nothing else. This image captures that perfectly. Or so I hope for them. As for that wooden spoon, his life as an utensil is over. The real question here obviously is: who's gonna clean the kitchen now that they are breaking up?

Monday, June 15, 2020

Rick and Morty Hate Femdom

"I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior."
      - Lawnmower, Rick & Morty season one, episode two.

Plus looking down on a whole bunch of "other" people. 

Don't look so shy Rick, in under two minutes you'll be naked, wearing nipple clamps.


Additional reporting by our #NeverNormal department. 

Rick and Morty is a cartoon show that first aired in December 2013. The general formula consists of the juxtaposition of two conflicting scenarios: an extremely selfish, main character dragging their inferior along for interdimensional adventures, [1] intercut with domestic family drama [2]. What's not to relate?

Rickleclamps. Told you so.
When the program opens it freshman season with 11 episodes, Dutch pays attention. In the Spring of 2020 the cartoon show has finished it's fourth, bland, boring season and a major let-down.

From a business point of view it's unwise to introduce femdom during a pilot. Better wait for the next episode to make sure professional reviewers have heard about it. The second installment introduces Miss Pancake and her dreams to Rick 'n' Morty and the audience - Inception movie style.

In order to limit Google's evil indexing efforts, I'm not gonna add the above text to it's caption. It's a major nasty "fan site" I found the "additional information" about Miss Pancakes on. The rot goes much deeper than anyone realizes.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Rietveld Chair Revisited

Whatever you do, don't put this chair in your dungeon. Don't.

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Much more interesting is what a dungeon designed by Gerrit Rietveld would look like.

In 2019 Michael Shnayerson published his book "Boom: Mad Money, Mega Dealers, and the Rise of Contemporary Art", a look into the world of modern art and its random sky-high valuations. It concludes that art has become big business.

As an economist I'm rather fond of Keynes' greater fool theory. It states that it doesn't matter how much a share is actually worth, all you need is someone who buys it for more than you paid for it. And of course get out when the house is on fire. Easier said than done, selling your portfolio at a profit in a global pandemic.

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Moomin Love

There are more fetishes [un]known to mankind than grains of sand.

femdom love, Moonin style.

There are no posts I regret, except perhaps the one about rule number 34. "If it exists, there is porn of it." Some believe rule 34 is an indictment of the internet. After all, what makes the internet so great is that it's the place you find the stuff you dream of but never talk about.

Reading a serious newspaper the other day, I ran into a love story about a woman whose husband passed away. She misses him - and their Moomin sex - terribly. One night her husband introduces her to the Moomins. She falls in love with them right there and then.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

OWK VI - Letter to queen Patricia

What were you thinking?

Just like my secret sign is Mr. Mega Monkey, any Mom’s gotta be Loving Lioness.

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Like mother like daughter? How about letting her make her own choices?

Continued from: OWK V - DNA Mismatch: Glorious but Doomed (Wronged, part III)

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SUBJECT: Re: your daughter

My first ever mistress was open about her preferences. She had a step-daughter, curious about kink. Rather than to explore the dark side on her own, the girl tried to hide under mistress' wings. Instead mistress told her to go out on her own and discover for herself. It's one of several reasons she impressed me.

The gentle guiding hand of love – past, present and future – is the best way to prepare the cub that’s the love of your life for what comes next. Throw in the optional chance for her to make a couple of mistakes without risking it all and Mum is the best. [Mum’s always the best. And of course the apple of your eye will never know, but did you really try hard enough?]

And yes, if you are reading this, I wrote queen, rather than Queen, to get your attention. Clearly it works.

Monday, April 27, 2020

Namio Harakuwa, Japanese Femdom Illustrator, Passes Away at Age 72-73

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An early drawing from the 1960s or beginning of the 1970s by Namio Harakuwa for the magazine Kitan Club. (source: Kinbaku Today)

Mr. Harakuwa (春川ナミオ) was born in 1947, shortly after the end of the Second World War in Osaka. His artist name was made up combining the name of film actress Harukawa Masumi with an anagram of the name Naomi. A Fool's Love (痴人の愛) is a 1924-1925 novel by Japanese author Jun'ichirō Tanizaki (谷崎 潤一郎) with Naomi as its sadistic heroine. [1] [2]

Friday, April 24, 2020

OWK V - DNA Mismatch: Glorious but Doomed (Wronged, part III)

All hail[ed] the queen!

In the end, the OWK attracted only a few. Affluent men and women who share queen Patricia I harsh and often misandric vision of femdom. Dreaming big on the Dark Side won't keep the light on in Vanillastan once bills start piling up and the castle collapsing.

Mistress Denetra, black ultimatrix (image: domboss.com)

Continued from: OWK IV - Wrong Location (Too) (part II)

You and I, dear reader, are truly special. The two of us belong to an elite group that understands women are born to be worshiped. Sadly we are nothing but a drop in an indifferent ocean.

Tiny
Some years ago I did a rough estimate of the number of people into BDSM by using the percentage of people that use Facebook and multiply that by how many subscribers Fetlife had at the time. It's tiny, closer to one percent of one percent (0.01%) than to one percent (1%). That was in 2013, back when Fetlife had zero entrance barriers and didn't try to steal your phone number.

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Latex as Art and Subversive Daywear

My journey into the world of latex continues with something less formal and even more fun. Part one: here.

Nurse Noah will see you now. (image: paper magazine)

As the world's 11th most rebellious slave it's my solemn duty to show the world the benefits of latex. It's the kind of behavior mistress expects of me. Also I'm on a quest to pervert the Dark Side from within. Highly successful I may add.

In other news: Today's vanilla perversion is an article in The Guardian. "NHS urged to avoid PPE gloves made in 'slave-like' conditions." We all know the answer to that, so let's focus on latex instead. It's a material you can do so much more with than just make black skin-tight catsuits. I for one love bright, happy colours, and it feels to me that's what latex is made for.

The image used to illustrate this article show Noah Cyrus as a latex nurse. Not only fitting but I also like the contrast. Sarcasm is still alive I guess. As to who Mrs. Cyrus is, no idea. That's not important, it's the outfit that counts.

Wednesday, April 22, 2020

OWK IV - Wrong Location (Too) (part II)

Location, location, location! [4]

Nope, nobody hijacked my URL, if you love what you do, better do it right. So where do you start? Location obviously.

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Queen Hibiki (almost wrote mistress). By now you kinda get where this is going. All images in this series are dommes who have visited the OWK. [3] But there's more... Nighty night everyone. (image: Hibikism.com)

Continued from OWK III - What Went Wrong? (part I)

Yesterday, I wrote one reason the original OWK didn't make it, was the fact the owners didn't run it as a business. [2] It's far from the only reason. Equally important in why the OWK was born with flawed DNA is the location. Černá is situated in the heart of the modern-day Czech republic, meaning cold winters and hot summers. Imagine you buy a house to rent out only to discover that because of the weather you can only collect six months a year. You forgot it is freezing cold during the winter. That's gonna be a drain on your finances.

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

OWK III - What Went Wrong? (part I)

The short answer: it's all about the business & location, location, location, combined with too much of an extreme ideology.Very expensive fun also.

The question "what went wrong" can be misleading. In the case of the OWK, I don't think so however. What does it take for the world's pre-eminent - and perhaps only ever - full-time femdom society to close it's doors?

Mistress being mistress in the OWK

Continued from part II: A day in the life.

Money makes the world go round
Some men balk at the prices pro-dommes charge. They conveniently forget pro-dommes have to pay bills too. Break it down and I'm actually surprised they don't charge more. Think about it, apart from the daily cost of living, tribute should include pension payments, liability and health insurance, vacation pay and compensation for loss of privacy, just to name a few.

And that is before you take into account most successful pro-dommes invest time and energy in their sessions, meaning they prepare for sessions, putting considerable energy in them and because of that don't do 40 hours of sessions a week.

Sunday, April 19, 2020

"Kiss The Other Sheik"

No dungeon to clean and watched everything on Netflix? Here's a suggestion.

The movie poster is probably more fun than the movie itself.

As you know Dutch was bitten by a radio-active submissive spider at the tender age of 11. As a result I have enhanced sensibility to all things femdom in the vanilla world. That gift comes at a price though, I'm afraid of fear.

Some time ago I saw this little set of animated gifs and my superior submissive spider senses began to tingle. Probably some movie I thought. But what is "Kiss the other sheik" all about and is it worth seeing? After all, it's flagged as questionable for children.

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