Femdom's 44 Billion

What would you do? 

Is it Kylie or a Leather Goddess from Phobos?

While bloggers Paltego and Servitor deal blows over an ex, the real question is how could Elon Musk have supported the femdom community with the 44 billion dollar he spends on buying Twitter.

OK, I get it. Too complicated, so let me rephrase. What would you do [femdom-wise] with 44 billion? Anything goes as long as it has to do with femdom. And no, world peace, eradicating hunger, Kylie for Doctor! or saving the bumble bee are not part of it. Sorry.

More On The Beauty of Femdom

To be the benificiary of her glory... 

Beauty is art and art is beautiful. To each their own, so let's not argue. In the end what makes a man drop to his knees is the fact that he embraces life in all her wisdom. Our time here is all about yin and yang, beauty and balance, so spend your time wisely.

It may sound harsh, some even call it ungrateful, but there are those who deserve your surrender and those who don't. Experience is a harsh mistress but oh my there's no steeper learning curve than lessons learned. Don't worry, when the time comes and you look up to her in awe, gratitude, amazement, filled with love, you'll know. Almost that is. Let's be honest, you knew, long before the moment you first dropped to your knees in front of her. And yes it's a privilige, a miracle even, one that two people work hard to make it happen. Isn't gratitude glorious? 

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In other news today, the next Doctor is Who? Jody Whittaker's replacement has been long overdue. Clearly Mrs. Whittaker was a casting mistake, better at home at the [inevitable] reboot of 'Lost', whenever, wherever.

Ncuti Gatwa will take over as the BBC's eternal Time Lord in an all-new 2023 restart. The 29-year-old Scottish actor, born in Rwanda, starred as Eric Effiong in Netflix’s Sex Education. Mr. Gatwa's first appearance as Doctor Who is scheduled for next year after 13's final episode later in 2022. If love sees no colour, why did it take the Doctor so long? And no, today no snarky comments about some three letter word Eastern European femdom nonstitution. Too easy, even Dutch has his pride.

And no, still haven't seen the Doctor Who Easter special. One day.

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Ukranian entry Go-A at Eurovision 2021. This year let's all vote for Ukraine, OK? Mistress' orders.

World Naked Gardening Day

Scary stuff gardening: mistresses Jade and Deanna having way too much fun (image:Clubdom)

Every year on the first Saturday in May, gardeners are encouraged to shed their clothes and tend their gardens naked, just as nature intended.

According to the National Day Calendar website there are many benefits to gardening in the buff.

• It’s doesn’t cost anything.
• It’s a fun and freeing activity.
• It ties people to the natural world.
• Gardening is good for the environment.
• It allows humans to be honest with who they are.

Some free advice: "Are you thinking of trying naked gardening? If so, there are some things you should not do. For instance, you shouldn’t plant roses or do anything with cacti. You should avoid using power tools. Definitely stay far away from poisonous ivy, and don’t forget the sunblock!"

Guess other stingy activities are probably OK, just look at mistresses Jade and Deanna working in Clubdom's garden, whipping the slut.Some posts just write themselves.

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Promised you a sexy track last time. Unfortunately Fruit by Dwaalgast and Shari Klein is in Dutch but it's wonderful. And yes trees grow in gardens so we're also back on topic. Click to listen on Youtube.

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Will Die a Virgin

The latest in femdom fashion? 

Unlike simple stuff like soap voluntary involuntary just got complicated. 

Yes honey you'll still be a virgin when I'm done. But first let me take a selfie.

Remember incels? Neither do I. Used to be a buzz word a few years back for men who pretended to be involuntarily celibate. [1] How 'bout getting a job instead and using your first pay check to buy some soap? And mouth wash with lots of bleach preferably.

There's this movie called the 40-year old virgin. Never seen it, but the title kinda gives it away. Even if you're a shy introvert, there's no reason to. Just remember there are both shy women and men. The key is to communicate in whichever way works best for the two of you. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just remember that all women prefer soap. [100]  And body spray.

Leh Ysl (レア): Bondage That Empowers

As in sets you free. Mentally only of course 

Art by Leh Ysl (レア)

How many months has it been since mistress locked away my precious [power tools]? I honestly cannot remember despite the fact it was on my birthday which is 11-11 but I'd never think she could be this heartless and cruel. Almost as if she has a sadistic streak inside of her. Anyway, how am I going to fix up HER (that's me sucking up) dungeon? With bare hands? If only.