Skin Care Product Turns Pain Into Pleasure

[Van pijn tot fijn]

From our lost in translation department. Word of advice, don't believe everything you hear. 

Latex dreams by Thai domina mistress Nikki. [2] [3] Frieda Kahlo is in the back I think.

Life as a marketeer must be hard, especially if you're trying to sell stuff nobody wants. Take pain for instance, who buys pain? Doesn't everybody hate pain? Oops, maybe not the best example for a marketing challenge. How to sell a simple skin gel is much harder than it looks. At least in Holland.

Hotel California Is Just Another Sex Prison

Free sex, whatever your definition. But first free yourself from negative thought. 

'Nothing Else Matters' will always be the more relevant song. 

Undated image of maîtresse Alexandra. Neither 18 nor 21. Much better. What a woman!

In the real world, or better the skies above it, eagles rule with impunity. It's why they're called apex predators. There is nothing to challenge their dominance and it shows. There are multiple reports about eagles attacking drones because the sky belongs to them, not some man-made wubba wubba wubba machine with rotors.

Never Self Defence! Handcuffed Wife Faces Life In Jail For Shooting Rapist Husband

Of course it's not self defence. It never is. Not even when a woman protects their children. No matter what. [0] [1]

[Are you really that self-absorbed, you believe, her first instinct is to save herself? Congrats, there's a bright future in findomming ahead of you.] [11]

Still no self defence?

The beauty of the decimal system is lost upon most. Luckily there's the number 11, AKA fool's number. Meanwhile the number 12 stands for perfection. Don't believe the hype.

Domme Experiences Too Much Happiness Making Slave Twist 'n' Shout

Is something like that even possible? 

Be careful out there boys, or you'll pay the price. There are happy, attractive sadist women lurking everywhere.

Lovely smile, big eyes and dark hair. What's not to like about this lady? Except for the fact she seems totally addicted to her cell phone. Oh wait, it's not her cell she's holding in her hand but the remote. No, not that of the TV but the one that controls her slave.

The lady is clearly a gearhead, filled with anticipation about what happens when she presses that button. Fireworks indeed. He screams and shocks a bit, but who cares, just look at how excited she gets because he's in pain with no way out. She's almost dancing in the aftermath. My guess? It won't take her long to reload and press that button again.

Also a shout out to the person who created this lovely gif

There's one thing I wonder though? Is it dangerous? For her to experience so much joy seeing her slave suffer? I doubt it. At any rate, what's good for the goddess, is good for the [genitals]. Shocking news, I know. But also very true.

Most Awesome Leather Outfit Ever

Please keep on reading

Fabulous Leigh, not Herrin Xena. Despite the awesome leather, it's personal gravity that rules my world.

Clearly you people didn't like my post on the parallels between colonial politics 400 years ago and Euro-Turkish relationships in 2021. Such a shame.

To try and convince you to read it, I added an image of mistress Zena. She is a German domme, whose features slightly resemble that of EU president Ursula von der Leyen. Clearly my readers don't care. Such a shame. To make you regret skipping over my post on 'Nzingha Mbande 400 Years Later', here's another image. No not that lady who co-believes she runs the EU but of mistress Zena.

Dutch loves leather. Not as much as he loves women. Some more than others, obviously. Dutch also love the combination of women and leather, as long as it makes her happy too. Somehow I never have a doubt about the lady in the picture loving what she wears. Not sure, but I think it's mistress Zena, wearing perhaps the most awesome leather outfit ever. Now go back and read what I wrote about Nzingha Mbande 400 Years Later. Better hurry.

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[1] See also my post from 2016 about Nzinga Mbandi, the 17th century Angolan warrior queen who forced the Portuguese to their knees.

Trigger Warning

Today's episode of powerful images comes extra strength

A single, grainy image proves the hypnotic beauty a select group of powerful women posses.

No doubt she's someone famous. I just appreciate her powerful presence.

Let's pray deciphering the logic behind people falling in love will always be to hard to unravel. And not just because scientists have better things to do. While we're at it, let's add lust and the exact type of woman that triggers a slave's deepest submissive feelings to it.

No doubt, one day, some second rate braniac will publish it's research on how looks come second to people's attitudes and personality. Old news.

Comfy Reading

Some guys have all the luck

No clothes for him means no blurred lines. Or am I the only one thinking of that song?

Once you start a series of blog posts, it's hard to stop. One thing leads to another. Two days ago I found the above image and made a mental note to blog about it. Current affairs (see yesterday's post) took over and in the end everything comes together nicely.

The image above is not the whole picture. No doubt naked men are sexy but so are women reading books. And of course kinky Japanese stuff like the yapoo, despite the fact it was never meant that way. Like I said, things start to happen once you begin to write. Even by those standards, the combination of yesterday's and today's post is pretty cool. After all, there's nothing sexier than a woman reading a book. 

Nzingha Mbande 400 Years Later

Politician Charles Michel. Or how to betray 500 million people because you crave public humiliation on an absurd scale.

Real slaves spend their working hours in the real world where what we do matters. Not EU politician Charles Michel, AKA Mr. Weasel to whom the world is the biggest stage to be publicly humiliated, ever. 

Herrin Xena from Germany with her dog slave thingy. Ursula von der Leyen would wish she had even half the personal gravity of Herrin Xena. Any similarity between both women is fictional.

Once April arrives my dreams get even more vivid than normal. Spring, power tools, a smile to die for and Angola just to name a few. Not exactly dreaming of the country itself - never been there - but of Nzingha Mbandi. Queen Mbandi (1583–1663) was the ruler of the Ambundu Kingdoms of Ndongo (1624–1663) and Matamba (1631–1663), located in present-day northern Angola.

Upside Down House For Sale

About that 11th item to always tell your real estate agent about 

Remember Stranger Things? Clearly the Upside Down comes in many flavours. Classy 'n' pervy? Welcome to Sex Oasis 2.0

Sometimes there's no downside at all. Obviously.

Don't care about realtor confessions one to 10. What matters is the final one. Number 11 on the list. Ha ha ha. Does the property come with a 'naughty' 50 Shades kind of sex dungeon? [1]

Despite the fact I'm living on the 11th floor of the Elfland building somewhere in Dutcherdam (xxx), the answer is a resounding 'yes Ma'am.' What else can I say?

Mistress Madeleine Strikes a Pose

The level of detail is in the delay

It's all about divine body language. 

Mistress Madeleine: Glorious Beyond Belief. Now That's What I Call Personal Gravity. Topped of with a killer smile.

I have absolutely no idea who mistress Madeleine from Divine Bitches is. But from what I've sampled online, she's loving it. Or she is first in line for the next Oscar available. It's probably a bit of both, emphasis on the first part. Doesn't matter. Watching her dominate her slaves is a work of beauty that will stand the test of time.

Sexiest Sadist on the Planet

'Can't Believe What I Just Did!'

Totally terrifying but so hot. Me, me, me. Please mistress. I'll never regret it. Cross my heart and bla bla bla.

Just to remind you, when it comes to femdom there's no one size fits all. What fits me like a glove is a domme who is a woman first and a mistress second. And yes, that means what it means. 

That Must Hurt

Just be grateful

Even a glove aficionado like Dutch would have a hard time appreciating under the circumstances.

Many haters when it comes to femdom imagery. Agreed, a lot of it is smut but some hit the jackpot. In which case it takes three to tango.

Mistress and slave are doing their little dance while the photographer takes her/his time. It's all about the right angle.