Lockdown those Loins forever.
Thought the Internet of Things was bad? The internet of chastity devices controlled exclusively by Bluetooth is worse. [1]
"Houston, have you seen my phone?" |
Don't know how you like to start your Sunday morning, but I like to read the paper, serious news and so on. OK, I skip over the Corona segment, but technology is still my thing.
Imagine my surprise when I first discovered The Guardian considers remote controlled sex toys, high tech. It's not that only this week people for the first time suddenly found out sex toys can be hacked. Tell me again why it is so important to send customer feedback halfway around the world to the manufacturer when you use your vibrator that is connected to the internet? To receive a text message back, telling you that your next door neighbour has had more machine orgasms this week?