Black Friday

Real [sic] men know goddesses come in all shapes, sizes and colours. Even better, there's one waiting for each and everyone of us. Kind of. We're waiting for them. Commerce understands, so why don't femdom proprietors do?

You make me smile. Friends for life? (Mistress Her & Mistress Kara. Image: Mistress Tangent)

Before we continue, this post is written by a guy. He is male, Caucasian and born around the time the first man (men?) landed on the moon. Also with several three piece suits in my wardrobe. Hello everyone, it's me, Dutch. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Black Friday is the fourth Friday of November and is regarded as the beginning of America's Christmas shopping season. Black Friday has routinely been the busiest shopping day of the year in the United States for most of the century.

So tired of Black Friday commercials. Stuff can't buy you happiness. Fill a void is the best you can aim for. What matters is friends, family, love and experiences.
On Black Friday people buy stuff. Because it's Black Friday. Or because it's on sale. Stuff they don't want, but it's still on sale. Hat of to the marketing department. Sadly, Black Friday is here to stay. Even worse, it's only 366 days till the next Black Friday, so what can I do to make future events a little more bearable. Black Friday is where people take, so I want to give. How about some free business advice?

Clearly the Other World Kingdom has a problem. It's broke, at least that's what the most pressing issue is according to the venue itself. Many reasons for that, but the one that matters is refusing to understand that men who worship women, worship women. All women. My mantra is, was, and always will be that all people are created equal. How can you be into femdom either as a man or business owner and ignore such a basic truth? And that's just for the kinky part.

Club Pedestal gets it. (image: Club Pedestal)

I'm also big on irony. Initially the phrase Black Friday was used to describe the heavy and disruptive pedestrian and vehicle traffic the day after Thanksgiving. Racist retailers didn't like the explanation and came up with a new one. From there on, Black Friday officially represented the point in time where retailers start making money, thus going from being "in the red" to being "in the black". Guess what, one reason retailers turn a profit is because they allow both blue-eyed and brown-eyed people into their stores.

The only thing better than irony, is irony looking at itself in the mirror and laughing. Let's say you're the current owner of a well-known vintage femdom resort [see previous paragraph for suggestions] and you are in the red. For reasons unknown, you exclude women with brown eyes from filming at the palace grounds. A fetish for self-inflicted black eyes? Unlikely, but remotely possible. How else can one explain that your business would be in the black if only you were colour blind? On the side, it's people like you who make it hard to argue against female supremacy. [Still necessary though.]

There you have it, the ultimate Black Friday deal. Supersaver. Two for the price of one. Top notch business advice for the OWK, combined with Dutch dreaming of a better, more beautiful world every single time he hears the words Black Friday. How's that for the spirit of the season?

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