Locktober is Flawed

So very, very flawed

Trying to make sense of Locktober

Being super smart and so on, there is one thing I don't get. Why can't we have Locktober in summer. If you really want to make him suffer and hurt him where it hurts the most, you should have locked him up two or three months ago when the sun was high in the sky.

Don't act suprised, you know perfectly well that male testosterone peaks in summer. It is about 30 percent higher. And yes, winter is the new summer in the Southern hemisphere, but then again the lower half of Gaia represents just around 10–12% of the total global human population of which half is male. So I'm asking you once again, why isn't the month of August called Locktober. Makes so much more sense.

Being 11Dutch [1+1] I advise you to remember two things from this. The first is don't fall for Locktober in fall and the second is don't fall for her seductive smile when she dangles that doomsday device in front of you.

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Of 50 Shades, Mega Mansion Porn and Ill-Designed Red Rooms

It's better to have a real love story and a flawed red room than 50 ways to manipulate her, presented as true love in the perfect dungeon.

The 50 Shades legacy keep on giving [sadly].

No entry! [Image Real Estate Report on Youtube]

Basically it's an ocean view compound on a hill top. It's also big. And expensive. Very expensive. The initial asking price was $ 500 million. The jury is still out on that. Half the people seem to like it, the other half includes me. For a billion dollars divided by two [1+1?] it better be the ultimate house, which means there has to be a red room. Construction on 'The One' began in 2014. Three years before E.L. James released Fifty Shades and all hell broke loose. A year after breaking ground, the first 50 Shades movie was released. That was 2015, ten years ago at the time of writing. 

This is the one. Such a loss for humanity, both kinky and vanilla.

Back to the one that rules us all, the algorithm. Somehow a Youtuber called Producer Michael suddenly popped up in my recommendations. The gentleman was about to tour an expensive LA mansion. Michael is quite an odd fellow. In the video you see him avoiding walking on grass untill he has to. Extatic he shouts out: look, I'm walking on grass. Odd, really odd, but not nearly as odd as what people would think of me if they knew I am into BDSM and femdom. Anyway this Michael chap is quite a nice fellow. At some point he is shown the Red Room, no camera's allowed. Apparently it has been cut from the original video but yet another Youtuber discussing a co-worker's production made it on time. Soon the whole world was wondering what exactly is that Red Room all about. Quite a surprise. I always assumed that people spent most of their time thinking about how to bring peace to our world. Bring back our girls perhaps? Just look at Ukraine or Gaza. Also quite the surprise because I thought that by now the 50 Shades hype had died down. Then again the internet always remembers. Perhaps coining the hashtag #nevernormal was not such a bad thing after all.

Without exception, the entire internet guessed correctly that it was a sex dungeon, Vanilla speak for BDSM dungeon. My biggest surprise was just how shocked producer Michael looked after taking a peak. Dude, you just walked on grass for the first time in your life. That's special, not this. 

Pub backroom anyone? [Image Real Estate Report on Youtube]

Where's my horse? [Image Real Estate Report on Youtube]

Be honest, who hasn't dreamed of designing their perfect dungeon manor? Sadly we don't live in a world where cash is abudant and people refuse tot judge when they see a stockade next to the frontdoor. But a 500 million dollar house at least deserves a proper dungeon. What is a decent dungeon anyway and why shouldn't your entire house [compound] be dungeonified. Asking for a friend as usual.

The magic of Youtube is that you can stack any number of them influencers on top of another and hear them say the exactly same thing. Sometimes you get lucky and hear a dissenting voice. In late 2024 The Real Estate Report released a video about the so-called 'Shocking Untold Story of 'The One' Mega Mansion'. Despite it's click-bait title is actually pretty good. Nile Niami is a real estate developer who developed The One. Married with kids, he fell in love with someone else and left his wife for her. Madison was a hair dresser in LA but she too fell in love. Nile and Madison became a couple. According to Madison Nile was always honest with her. When he started developing The One, he told her it was boom or bust. The entire project was based on multiple loans. He had to succeed. Stuff happens to all of us. To me it seems like Madison and Nile were deeply in love. She supported him wherever she could. That's what love's all about. If your Mr. Perfect is not exactly that but he is still the one, you find ways to make it together. Sadly over the years the pressure got to much for him and circa 2019 they broke up. Sad story, watch the video.

Somewhere during the design and build of The One, Madison said that any super luxury compound should a a red room after which he asked her to design one. Most likely Madison is not into BDSM because it looks kinda generic. But at least it has a dungeon. How many 10 million dollar plus homes you know have one? Zero? Oh! Me too! Anyway that's the big secret of The One, the multi-million dollar LA mansion. In March of 2022 it sold for $126 million at a bankruptcy auction. The lucky buyer also has to pay 12 per cent auction cost and has to shell out considerably more to 'upgrade' The One's dungeon to current billionaire BDSM standards. 

Rio Carnival anyone? [Image Real Estate Report on Youtube]

Vanilla is the new indiscretion. [Image Real Estate Report on Youtube]

Dutch final thoughts. Even half a billion cannot make anyone or anything sexy or hot when they're not. Buildings, like people are all about character and personality or in the case of women personal gravity as I like to call it.  Clearly Madison has lots of it. She is a lovely lady, hope she is doing well. Same goes for Nile Niami. It''s always sad to see an entrepeneur hitting on hard times. While I may not like The One myself, many do, so congrats. In all honesty, with money being no object, what a lousy dungeon manor. Try again please.

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Face the Music

Teddy Swims - The Door

So you have this mega mansion and some leftover change burning a hole in your pocket. Let's say you invite Beyonce for an intimate concert. Or perhaps an uber-Diva like Diana Ross. Do you really want her to perform out on the fake grass [astro turf]? Would Teddy Swims ever return to perform after seeing your 500 million dollar shack? I doubt it. I know, the Isaac Hayes look-alike featured here before but The Door is one of the most awesome tracks I've come across in quit some time. Enjoy.

Teddy Swims - The Door [click to listen]

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1327

Anyone who remembers the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Just asking for a friend [in Ukraine]. After all in the age of social media people's attention spans are shorter than ever. Perhaps that's why the people of Ukraine are suffering much longer than they should. If you remember anything from this post, it should be Slava Ukraini, which is long overdue.

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Summer's End

Outdoor humiliation looking for shelter

Early October and summer left the building early this year. Missing for a month at least or so. Holland looks gray. Definitely no Indian summer, just plain old misery. Yes I know it's Locktober - the perfect opportunity to quit [1] - but I'm talking the weather here.

Late summer holiday and camping plans? Why not book a hotel instead? Hotels always makes me wonder. Why are there are so many copies of Real Housewives, Humanity [hopefully]'s Got Talent and so on but nobody every comes up with something akin to Hardcore Hotel Stories. I mean, the stuff that goes on there. And yes I'm also thinking lazy porn videos being shot for quick cash in random rooms. Actually, my second-favourite femdom video of all time was probably shot in a hotel room but I'll leave that for another time.

It's important to emphasize the freedom to fantasize. These are troubled times and people easily forget. Just don't tell anyone. Ever. Equally important is to never enforce kink on nonconsenting people. That's what makes these images so lovely. Feel free to dream about what could've happened. At the same time these are drawings, creating a clear divide between reality and fantasy. After all, in the Vanilla World most people would be shocked if they were confronted with a scene like this. Imagine your 18-year old daughter making some extra money during the holidays by cleaning hotel rooms. She'd be cool with it? Are you sure? Let's turn the tables. What if she walks in on a man who has tied up a woman in a hotel room like that?

Luckily this is a fantasy for folks like you and me. Literally harmless entertainment. And it is lovely drafted. Kudos to the artist for visualizing the harsh reality that is strange eyes looking [down] upon you. It's different for everyone but to me adding strangers to the mix is exceptionally cruel. It crushes you in so many ways. Without mistress I would probably not survive. Of course it's good to be a slave. Even better serving your Love and mistress. Suddenly a stranger walks in. You're instantaneously being reduced to what? Nothing? Zero?. It becomes a battle between shame and humiliation. That's harsh. An event like that deflates any remaining ego a slave might have. It makes you feel so small and lowly, the real you [me]. So, once again a lovely series of images. If you know the artist, please leave a comment.

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Face the Music

Ejae, Audrey Nuna, and Rei Ami - Golden

What would be a good name for a K-Pop girl band with a side hustle of keeping the world safe from monsters? KPop Demon Hunters is a bona fide megahit for Netflix. Intellectual property increasingly drives long-term value, ask any domme with a succesful C4S store, or Sony. However, rather than taking risks the Japanese company sold over the IP rights to Netflix. And now vanilla sadistic women all over the world use K-Pop demon hunters to punish their boyfriends for whatever they did wrong by watching the animated movie together. How many guys do you think will remember the name of the band? If you have to ask, its Huntrix.

jae, Audrey Nuna, and Rei Ami - Golden [click to listen]

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1317

"Putin praises Trump but warns that supplies of US long-range missile to Ukraine will badly hurt ties."

At least the bad guy remembers. Don't give up on Ukraine, please don't. Give 'm what they need to defend their freedom. It's years overdue. What would you want if the tables were turned? That's why. 

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Notes

[1] In Holland the month of October is also called Stoptober, AKA quitting nicotine.

[2] Get there's a lot of quitting going on in October. Erections [and more], smoking. Stop smoking is always a great idea. Erections and orgasms perhaps not so much. As usual, more on that later.

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Burning Man Festival F.O

High Stakes at the Lost & Found Department, Femdom Style

Beach to desert to beach to desert. Going back and forth can get quite complicated, just like a trip to the beach.

I hope you didn't forget to apply sun block to your special place mate.

I'm sorry, I meant a trip to the beach can get quite complicate if you're mistress and slave rather than clasic vanilla she and he. Appearances count. After all, we live in the golden age of social media. There's alwayws the risk of someone taking a picture of the two of you and posting it to Fetlife. You can thank Big Tech for that.

Now imagine a world where mistress and slave go to the beach and everybody thinks it's normal for a man to be a slave to the woman he loves. [Yes, hopefully she loves him back.] So many questions when I saw this image for the first time but mostly what happened. Questionmark.

Most people probably assume mistress forgot to lock her property in a chastity device and in order to protect him from harming himself while she had to step out for a moment, she made sure he was safe. I'm not so sure. My guess? This is the result of a lovers' tiff, him being a bit naughty, so she left him there to think about what he did wrong. Or perhaps she decided to trade him in for a better slave and left him on the beach to be collected by the femdom police and hopefully find a new, better domme for him. Who knows? Glad my summer didn't end like this.

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Private Holiday Tales from Holland

Less privacy in exchange for more safety. Or?

Leave me alone please dear cows.

Look at the image and try to guess why mistress suddenly pushes my head to the ground. Privacy you say, because mistress wants to make sure the horse on the left wouldn't see my face? But what about her right to privacy? Perhaps, or maybe she was trying to be funny while she said it. I don't know and it doesn't matter. Mistress is always right. She decides, I obey.

Then again if you live in Britain these days, privacy is harder than ever. They finally did it: age verification to protect the innocent. I recently ran into it on Twitter. At home in Holland! Media on certain profiles is no longer available because of age restrictions and the inability to correctly tell the jurisdiction I am in. Is there really nowhere to go for sun? Or privacy?

Rainy Femdom Holiday

Yes, it's August, technically summer to. Not that you can tell because of the rain. Now imagine you're camping in the Netherlands and getting bored. What do you do? Go for a walk like any normal mistress and slave would do of course. 

OK, this image is definitely fake. Despite that it hit a button, reminding me of the many rainy summers when I was in secondary school. No, not because I was on a leash, crawling naked through a puddle of mud (underage and so on, yes?) but because of the wet land and dark skies.

And yes, I would've been a deeply happy 16-year old to spend a holiday like that with my Girlfriend and mistress. Long before I was of legal age I knew where my interests lie. Not that it would make a difference in just how kinky I am, after all I was born this way. Also born in this wet country.

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Desert Holiday

"on a desert highway"

["cruel whip in my back"]

Last time I wrote how some guys have all the luck when it comes to holidays. Today not so much. The image tries to convince us the car broke down and he is to blame. Hence her whip. Whatever they are selling us, it's definitely not the benefits of femdom.

Don't know where the image is from, but it feels like an ad. And not a good one because whatever it is trying to sell you, you won't remember. We all know what men will remember most from this image. The car.

Kink on the Beach

Who said romance is dead?

August and summer is [or should be] in full swing here in the Northern hemisphere. In a tiny country called the Netherlands the situation is pretty awful. Instead of raining cats and dogs it's raining monkeys and donkeys. And yes that's made up but would you rather have me saying it's raining pijpestelen [rain like lead pipes]? Thought so.

Let's hope the weather clears up soon and we can head for the beach to have some fun. A while back this image caught my attention. Real, fake, AI? I don't know but it gives off a lovely, sincere vibe. It has a certain kind of intimacy, almost like they are in a special place of their own. Clearly some guys have all the luck when it comes to summer holidays.

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Push-Down on the Beach

A slave can dream

Suggestions for a sunny femdom holiday.

If I cannot spend my summer in madame Catarina's garden of Eden, I want to go to the beach. And look what I found. No clue what or why this is but it feels so natural. If only. For those of us into femdom, we know some options in live are just not available. Not sure what's going on here but it definitely feels like my kind of trip to the beach.

She looks pretty serious about holding him down. He? He is calm, almost detached, if it was me I would be jumping with joy. OK, that kinda misses the point but a little more appreciation might be in order. When her friend arrives, smiling, also with a couple of beers, she places her foot in his face. Just another day in paradise. Just remember folks, your definition of paradise may differ from mine. Who cares, this is such a lovely image. 

The image was originally a gif but that no longer works on Blogger so I broke it down. 

Next time mistress and I take a more romantic trip to the beach.

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Madame Catarina's Secret Garden of Eden

Summer. Finally.

Note: your definition of the Garden of Eden may differ from mine.

Madame Catarina and slave enjoying the lovely weather [image: dominamovies.com]

Ever wondered how the average kinkster spend her or his summer. I have a few ideas. Today's image is courtesy of long time German prodomme - and the ultimate Scary Spice - madame Catarina. And yes there is a definite Southern connection here. I wouldn't be surprised is she is of Latin or Italian descend. Anyway Miss Catarina has scared and fascinated me for many year, a beautiful, cruel woman who loves leather with many years under her whip. We all want to suffer for the privilige of being her slave, few can. Sadly, certainly not Dutch. Some slaves are born pain pigs, the rest of us is not so lucky. Still, dreaming of being her slave, inescapable of what's coming next - and we all know what that is- what slave in his right mind doesn't dream of that. Sadly, the world we live in doesn't turn dreams like that into reality. And for many reasons, but mostly a question of how much pain can you handle. Geography is nothing but the last hill that you have to take before femdom Valhalla welcomes you. That is, if you can stand the heat. Otherwise, run!

Even from a safe distance, it's impossible not to be impressed by the beauty of madame Catarina's powerful personality and her dominant and sadistic drive. Kind of like the personal gravity my life seems a quest for. One might wonder when does her personal gravity become so intense it will crush you beyond the point of return.

Whatever season we live in, sometimes it sucks to be a slave and look up in awe to Her. If only I were stronger. I'm definitely not the first man to have prayed for that.  But what a dream. Being madame Catarina's slave, tied up in her personal secret Garden of Eden for the rest of the summer. If only. 

More summer next time when we head to the beach for a work-out.

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Femdom Lessons from the 2025 Smurfs Movie

"In Chris Miller’s new film, a Smurf is told to ‘believe you were born great’."

But does this approach contradict what pre-internet femdom stood for?

Rule 34 states that if it exists there is porn of it. Of course there is. Better avert your eyes.

Believe it or not, there are many things we can learn from the Smurfiverse. First off, Smurfs are blue, humanoid cartoon characters. They live in Smurf village, which, according to ancient lore is located in a part of the world, called "Le Pays Maudit" (French for "the Cursed Land"). Believe me, there is not a single kinkster in the world that  hasn't wondered at least once why being happy seems so complicated compated to the Vanilla Way.

Initially all Smurfs were male. And yes their village felt like some kind of communist utopia, meaning everybody is equal, so why distinguish between sexes? Rather silly because once author Peyo introduced Smurfette, all eyes were on here. With the exception of Pappa Smurf, who wears a red cap, all Smurfs dress in white, including Smurfette.

According to a comment in The Guardian "one off Smurfette story was about Gargamel creating a fake female smurf in order to seduce the other smurfs and cause chaos. This plan initially fails because Gargamel made her a plain looking brunette, it's only after Papa Smurf uses his magic to give her long eyelashes and blonde hair that Gargamel's plan starts working. She leaves in the original story so that the other smurfs stop pining over her." Doesn't that sound a lot like "I'll serve my mistress for eternity and beyond on one condition. She has to look hot"? That's lust speaking, not true devotion. And yes when I speak of her personal gravity, hot, leather outfits are a plus but ultimately irrelevant.

Another comment in The Guardian writes: "I'm still waiting for numerous Smurfs to break their silence and reveal the inevitable tales of coercive control and financial mismanagement regarding their former shadowy pop svengali, Father Abraham..." Perhaps there are better ways to serve women and findom is not the way to go? Anyone recently wondered about "Bring back our children?" Don't worry, neither have I.

The great thing about the evil wizard Gargamel and his matching cat is the fact that they were up to no good, just what you want mistress to be. That's also where the comparison ends.

Lots more to discuss about Smurfs, like the fact that globally their name in most languages is derived from the Dutch word Smurf, rather than the original French Les Schtroumpfs, but people have complained my writing is to long and boring, so here's my final thought for the day. In femdom we often complain about the 20 to one slave to mistress ratio. Spare a moment for world those poor Smurfs live in. Both Vanilla and Dark Side, added up, their ratio is 100 to one. Smurftober is the new Locktober I guess.

Anyway, the new Smurf movie premiered on July 28 in the Belgian capital of  Brussels and, no doubt, soon will be in a theater near you. Go and watch at your own peril.

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Face the Music

Vader Abraham- Kleine café aan de haven

The obvious choice would be Vader Abraham's Smurfenlied. Let's not do that. In the 2025 Smurfs movie Rihanna lends her voice to Smurfette, so S&M? Nope. But in 1975 Vader Abraham recorded a Dutch evergreen, het kleine café aan de haven. Absolutely love it. More abour Rihanna later. Love her too.

Vader Abraham - Kleine café aan de haven [click to listen]

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1253

1253 Days and no end in sight, what is there left to say? Europe has failed Ukraine and because of that itself. It's never too late? let's hope so. Slava Ukraini! If words could bring victory, politicians suddenly would become relevant. Don't count on it.

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