Saturday, March 25, 2023

Das Zuchthaus I: Voluntary Imprisonment

Up to a point, just wait till the door slams shut

[Previously on Das Zuchthaus...]

Das Zuchthaus in Germany for a special BDSM, femdom & prison play experience with mistress Frau Aufseherin
Frau Aufseherin presiding over das Zuchthaus

For some reason I'm into history all of a sudden. Not mocking you but my favourite genre on Netflix is documentaries. If you wanna sum up the history of the world in 11 words characters, it goes something like this. Dinosaurs die, long antebellum after which Google - our new overlord - rises.

As almighty overlords come, Google is pretty evil. Why else would it censor alternative forms of happiness. Because Googlecorp stubbornly refuses to understand that happiness comes in unexpected ways you say? Hmmm.

Let's take a random year, say 1989. That was when the Berlin Wall fell. Unfortunately followed by the good, old USA twisting the new-born nation state of Ukraine into giving up it's nukes or else. Guess what, 'or else' happened and it is pretty bad. And where was Google when the Berlin Wall fell? Just saying.

Six years after the event, the Spice Girls recorded 'Two Become One'. Still not clear whether they were referring to 'adult' intimacy or the Wiedervereinigung [reunion] of Germany. If it is the former, Google should definitely censor the Spice Girls from now on.

The good thing about rejoining East and West is that lots of prisons in former East Germany suddenly were empty. No, not because the West doesn't have political prisoners, it's just that we deal with them more suavely. So, what to do with them empty jails. It's pretty pointless to flatten such historical buildings and swap them for hotels, especially if they are in the middle of nowhere like the former East-German city of Dresden. Best to leave the location game to the OWK. Not that they won.

Four decades later the internet is trying to corrupt kink whenever it can. When you see a chance, take it, Frau Aufseherin must have thought. Das Zuchthaus was born. [Note I'm very much into mockumentaries these days, so this it what happened, I assume.]

Frau Aufseherin is a highly respected German pro-domme with a stellar reputation, just read the lady Sas interview. Dutch on the other is just a slave, neither a good one nor full time. One thing I do know is that when I cross over to the Dark Side, I want it to be real. And yes, that frightens me, which is why I put so much trust in my mistress. Just read what I wrote about Gurkha selection if you don't get it.

Next time on Das Zuchthaus: Why is Dutch not in prison? Good question, eh?



Face the music

Still bound by the Top 40 honour code, how 'bout 'Knocking on Heaven's Door"? Randi Crawford sang about it with some friends in 1989. Boring, let's do Bomb the Bass instead. Say a Little Prayer seems much more apt. Let's pump it up.

It's a lovely track but it also confuses me. Perhaps that's what a stay at das Zuchthaus feels like.

Bomb the Bass - Say a Little Prayer [click to listen]

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