So very, very flawed
Trying to make sense of Locktober
Being super smart and so on, there is one thing I don't get. Why can't we have Locktober in summer. If you really want to make him suffer and hurt him where it hurts the most, you should have locked him up two or three months ago when the sun was high in the sky.
Don't act suprised, you know perfectly well that male testosterone peaks in summer. It is about 30 percent higher. And yes, winter is the new summer in the Southern hemisphere, but then again the lower half of Gaia represents just around 10–12% of the total global human population of which half is male. So I'm asking you once again, why isn't the month of August called Locktober. Makes so much more sense.
Being 11Dutch [1+1] I advise you to remember two things from this. The first is don't fall for Locktober in fall and the second is don't fall for her seductive smile when she dangles that doomsday device in front of you.
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