Femdom's 44 Billion

What would you do? 

Is it Kylie or a Leather Goddess from Phobos?

While bloggers Paltego and Servitor deal blows over an ex, the real question is how could Elon Musk have supported the femdom community with the 44 billion dollar he spends on buying Twitter.

OK, I get it. Too complicated, so let me rephrase. What would you do [femdom-wise] with 44 billion? Anything goes as long as it has to do with femdom. And no, world peace, eradicating hunger, Kylie for Doctor! or saving the bumble bee are not part of it. Sorry.

The forum where I got the idea phrased the question slightly different, but like me, most people were to baffled to come up with an answer. Someone suggested overthrowing local government and install the all-female regime of his choice. Someone else instead opted for buying a deserted island and import women by the boat load. With him as the single male beneficiary of course. Kiss of the spider woman, anybody? Clearly this gentleman never heard of the correlation between male over-stimulation and premature death. And then of course there's the never-ending dream of filling the pool with the champagne of many, many goddesses and swim in it 24/7. Fetishized overkill.

More fun is the suggestion to be the inmate of a femdom prison on Mars, especially given Mr. Musk's interest in colonizing the red planet. My current favourite for now is to build a cruise ship that is a huge femdom dungeon and travel around the world to invite femdoms from every country. A ship like that needs a proper captain. Hmm. Still haven't seen the latest Doctor Who episode, something about female pirates. There's probably a ship in there somewhere too. Musk be because in the Christmas special long ago with Kylie Minogue, there also was one. Tita floating in space.

The essence of any relationship - including femdom - is something that cannot be bought. Saw an interview with Kylie on TV the other day, such an infectiuous personality, instant mini crush. And a huge Doctor Who fan also. She even asked to be in it, lucky producers. It's women like her who make men loose all interest in femdom. And because she doesn't need my money, I'm free to spend it on eradicating world hunger. Normally I don't cheat but today I couldn't resist. And free leather pants for any woman who wants them of course.

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How could I have missed it?

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[1] Yep it seems like a fun idea to have all the money in the world and spend it on femdom, but is it?

[2] After I read clickbait about  "11 Strict Rules That Elon Musk Allegedly Makes His Girlfriends & Wives Follow", I started writing.

[3] 'Rule 11' makes me smile. [Musk wants his girlfriends to be blondes.] And shows I'm definitely not Elon Musk. Anyway Elon if you're reading this, today's image is especially for you [sic].

[4] Meanwhile Elon is getting a little sloppy. 44 Million [4x11] is more the amount I would offer. From Mr. Musk I expected better, like 42 million for instance. In the sci fi novel 'the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy' the number 42 is the anwer to everything.

[5] I'll end for today with a warning that my writing in 2023 will get even more complicated. Just read in the Guardian that Rose Tyler is back, played by trans actor Yasmin Finney. David Tennant, the tenth Doctor, is returning, too, next to 14, played by Ncuti Gatwa

[6] Contractually I'm bound to say that the Osgood twins (1+1) are my favourite character from Doctor Who, but with the entire femdom police [official name the Judoon] on high alert in another galaxy because Doctor Ruth may or may not have escaped, it's just you and me. It's River Song of course.

[7] And Mr. Cribbins. According to the Guardian 'footage from the set released this week revealed that Bernard Cribbins is making a return to the show as well.' The actor, born in 1928, played Wilfred Mott, the grandfather of regular companion Donna Noble and a temporary companion to the Tenth Doctor. [8]

[8] 'Cribbins played Tom Campbell, a companion to Dr. Who in the 1966 film Daleks' Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. 41 years later, he became the only actor to have played two companions when he began appearing in the revival series of Doctor Who' [Wikipedia]. The return of Mr. Cribbins probably has something to do with the 60th anniversary of the TV show.

[9] In case you think my writing is more complicated than anything you've seen on Doctor Who, just look up the character history for Wilfred Mott. And yes, Mr. Cribbins character has his own entry on Wikipedia.

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