Can Someone Please Cancel Mistress Fox?
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Kim Kardashian, the woman Julia Fox probably wants to be.
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Not one but two pieces about Julia Fox's upcoming autobiography. One by the
actress herself, one by Emma Brockes, published both - and on the same day -
in the same paper: The Guardian. Oh, and they also dwell both on the same
topic. Julia Fox working briefly as a dominatrix. Her upcoming memoir is
titled
Down The Drain. When she ran out of ways to steal from her dad or her best friends' dad,
Mrs. Fox browses the adult ad section.
“Dominatrix dungeon hiring. *no sex* *no nudity* *no experience
necessary*.”
1. Send in a recent full-body picture.
2. Write a quick bio with age, height, weight and level of experience.
3. Describe in detail most sadistic sexual fantasy.
"I don’t have experience as a dominatrix but I certainly have some experience
in hating men." Even better, she has the face of an angel. That was in the
early 2000's. Born in 1990, that would mean she was underage at the time or
perhaps she flunked algebra in secondary school, who cares?
The Guardian newspaper has no paywall, which is the only reason I often refer
to it. The above paragraph is an extract of the article Miss Fox has written
for The Guardian to promote her upcoming book. Emma Brockes deals with the
official review
of Down The Drain, which also would be a fitting title for the article she
writes. It's like reading how a star-struck six-year old fangirl describes her
crush in glowing, if somewhat incoherent terms.
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