Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Twitter Femdom Is Fake

It's a sin [science/porn]

"The Disney Channel teaches you that you should hate your stepmother, Pornhub teaches you that you should make love to her." [from the comments]  

porn intimacy, femdom style

I vividly remember my first porn magazine. Around ten years old and me and the other boys in the neighbourhood were preparing for a fun fight with the next street by picking buds large enough to throw at the enemy. There it was, in the bushes, a discarded porn magazine. No more war, we all wanted to see what the fuzz was all about. Not for long. Porn was boring, stupid and gross. Within minutes we ditched the magazine where we found it.  it. That didn't last very long, we found it's boring, stupid and gross. Then we heard a fire engine and threw it back were we found it. Fire engines are so much cooler than [naked] girls. Anyway girls are stupid. All girls are stupid. Firetrucks are not. How times have changed.

Thanks once again to Paltego for today's link. A group of academics has studied 50 years of porn research from various disciplines and the outcome couldn't be more scientific. What have we learned? We don't know. A couple of things stand out though. "Pornography research is contradictory, incomplete and often biased." Of course it is, nobody is gonna fund research if they don't like the outcome. Also, the fact that "young people look to porn for sex education" makes me sad. They're gonna have sex anyway, just like we did, why not help them, so they can enjoy it? In the West of course - thanks to Christianity - sex is for procreation only. Why? [1]

“If you leave the sexual education to a pornographer, that’s like letting them learn how to drive by watching the Fast and the Furious.” [11]

Then there are the usual claims that porn is not woman-friendly. A lot of it isn't. So? The world needs better porn, not ban it. And of course men who consume porn loose all interest in real women. For some no doubt it's true, overall it's nonsense. Pixels on a screen versus a real woman sitting next to you. Come on! Eye contact, then there's oops me so clumsy, the push and pull of being attracted to each other and so much more. Nothing beats the real thing.

What vanilla sex and femdom share is that they are both more about bonding and intimacy than sex or 'femdom'. Of course nobody objects to a quick wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am [feel free to pick either vanilla and Dark Side-style] with the right person every once in a while.

On the other hand, when it comes to the dangers of [femdom] porn, look no further than Twitter. How about the fact that all riel slaves belong to a stable? Nope, most slaves are in a relationship with their Love and mistress. And even though mistress is always right, the fact that she calls herself elite may or may not be correct [4]. As for paying for mistress' ticket to Dubai? There is a reason Gaia didn't come up with a flat earth.

And finally there's birthdays. The world - and Twitter even more - is full of them. "Hey this week kicks of my birthday month. Here's my wishlist." How's that for a quicky with your [femdom] clothes on? [5] Just make sure to pay taxes on those items darling or one day someone really disgruntled riel slave will call the tax inspector.

Just like porn is no way to learn about sex, Twitter is the worst place to educate yourself about femdom. The truth is that femdom is about fantastic women and men who adore them, something you'll never find online.  


Face the music

Today's track is not It's a sin. In their 1987 song the Pet Shop Boys look back on their time at Catholic high school. The singer ends up feeling everything he had done or was going to do was a sin. In 2019 Former Doctor Who Russell T Davies wrote an produced a show by the same name. It "depicts the lives of a group of gay men and their friends during the HIV/AIDS crisis" in London between 1981 and 1991. In September 2021 "the BBC announced Davies would return as Doctor Who showrunner." 

India Arie - Video (2001) Click to listen.

So what is today's track? Indie Arie and Video. Heard it on the radio today after a segment on the protests in Iran, where women are fighting for more personal freedom among others. 


[1] On a related note, why is it so important in disaster movies for the human race to survive? Never got that.

[2] I still have an imaginary 44 billion [3] to spend. Some of that I will donate to a new charity called Soap for Incels. Can't wait to see what happens next.

[3] By the way, the Sun, one of Britains top newspapers, I'm not joking, has this amazing article on Elon Musk: "ELON Musk reportedly explored Berlin’s sex clubs last week as he joined a fetish crowd in the German capital."

[4] A true elite woman on the other hand who spells eliete, now that's a catch. I'm being serious here.

[5] I know I cannot say things like that. On the other hand a long time ago I read a story of a slave wondering whether or not he was allowed to leave his [abusive] mistress. Men are vulnerable too.

[11] In FnF 11 they're gonna race with fire engines. Seriously! Through the Amazon.

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