Introducing online shopping's most helpful review ever.
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| Mistress Renee Trevi at work in the dungeon before Covid locked-up humanity. |
Blame whoever came up with the idea for letting me blog unsupervised for today's 'essential' consumer advice. Social distancing, femdom style - or any other - is clearly not the path to enlightenment for Dutch. And yes, that means it's time for yet another story involving dogs. Just remember this one's on you dear missing supervisor. Here we go.
Online retailers make big money these days. And not just from ordinary household items, the sale of sex toys is going through the roof. Amazon's Jeff Bezos is rich enough as it is, so if you love Gaia and are in the market for a new flogger, best get it from Kink Cycle. Kink Cycle is an artisan flogger maker based in Amsterdam. Their whips are made from recycled old bike tubes. How ' bout that Jeff?
Co-founder Shimaya Jahangiri got the idea after seeing a friend's hammock, made from old bike tubes, which brings me to today's special idea. Why not turn that collection of cruelty toys and cob webs, people once referred to as a dungeon, into a dog wash? If Amazon can do it, anyone can.
Even after reading the above review for the 11*11*11*11 time, which, no doubt, equals some very large number, I cannot stop laughing. Next time I see the ad, rinse and repeat, so order one in order to get yourself a happy dog - or whatever.
PS, if you don't think this is funny, blame the women of the world that allow me to blog without adult supervision.
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[1] Of course today's song is "Carwash", originally by Rose Royce and more recently by Mary J Blige, Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliot.
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