Hold That Sucker Down

On euphoria and the similarities between the things you love.

Holding men down is hard work - and why bondage was invented.

Music was my first love and it will be my last. Of course it will. Doesn't make it my one [1] and only [1] twue love. And no, the answer to that isn't femdom either. It's like a certain wise man by the name of L. Kravitz once said: "Let Love Rule." Smart singer. The beauty of love is that it doesn't ask for permission. Nor do your preferences. Isn't life awesome? Yes and no. Not always.

The above image is merely here to illustrate the story but when I first saw it, my instant reaction was: 'hold that sucker down!' All the rest is history. Look at the lady on the left and you cannot help wonder: why make her sweat, you naughty boy? Holding men down is hard work - and the reason why bondage was invented. Best invention ever, if you ignore love for a moment.

Today is not about the visual arts, nor is it about the vocal ones. In case you didn't know, music and femdom share something special: they're both about intangible qualities. Music can induce that feeling of euphoria like nothing else can. Same goes for femdom. In both cases: to dream is to dance. But first: dare to dream. Every single time I hear the intro to the song 'Hold That Sucker Down' my body starts to tingle. Same thing with femdom. That is, of course, if you are on the receiving end. Let's try some [translated] Youtube comments.

"Dancing in gold dust." Don't need music for that. Works just as fine when it comes to great femdom With or without bondage of course.

"The greatest part of the brain is memory, the worst thing that comes from memory is nostalgia." Wrong, happy memories are the best but what people choose to remember is the road ahead. Rough translation: fantastic femdom is not about who can suffer the most of who grovels more, but about the joys of femdom - and where it may take you one day.

"Some tunes can make you rush without being on a pill. This one is like being under a waterfall." 'Hold That Sucker Down' is a classic 1994 house anthem. Huh? Guess you had to be there. Same thing with femdom. Break your vanilla shackles and surrender. If you don't try, you'll never know.

Dutch also doubles as a DJ. I'm used to people trying to beg-n-bribe me. Played this track so many times, often twice on one night. Second serving always closing time. Beg-n-bribe is also probably why the femdom police continues to deny me the title of supreme slave. Fair enough. All the more happy because of it.

'Hold That Sucker Down' was co-produced by Faithless' Rollo. Yes, that guy from the band. The one and only band that comes close to Enigma's MCMXC a.D, AKA femdom's 'official anthem.' How can 'our community' dance for decades on end to the sound of a single, mediocre, 30-year old album, you ask? Beats me. Dutch loves bondage, but I don't depend on it. Gags are slightly different, but that's for the illuminati. How does an entire community, priding itself on being independent and doing things differently, allows itself to be tied down by a single album. It is as if the earth has stopped rotating around the sun. Time for our final Youtube comment.

"Once you have a chemical rendezvous with music the door is ALWAYS open and never fully shuts." And that, kids, is how music met femdom, the only time where no limits is your only choice. To choose femdom means to choose freedom. What you do with it is up to you. Just remember, there are no limits other than the ones you accept of your own free will. Now let's play that funky music. Click!

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Looking for a video of the O.T. Quartet, I ran into Saara Aalto, a Finnish talent show contestant, performing her version of  'Hold That Sucker Down' for the 2018 Classic Trancelations. Now you get it?.