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| Salvador Dalí – Venus in Furs – Negresses, Les Negresses, 1969 [3]. |
Some 200 years ago German author Heinrich Heine famously said “Where they burn books, they will ultimately burn people also” Today in Cunk on Femdom the hidden link between witches and the 20 to one domme deficit. Plus much more. After all I [Philomena Cunk] am a landmark documentary presenter.
Episode FOUR: Marquis de Sadé and Leopold von Sacher Masoch: Scientific foundations of femdom
by Philomena Cunk
We can all agree the Dark Ages were pretty much wasted on femdom. And yet, to this day dominant women refuse to take advantage of the latest scientific insights into what torture can do for you. Just don't ask what it does to him. Even worse, the Dark Ages were truly a dark time for women. The printing press was invented and subsequently men were considered superior and women inferior. And you know how the Dark Ages really got their name? Because of the black ink they used for printing texts that eventually subdued women. But it got worse.
The year is 50 BC give or take 1500 years. Gaia is entirely occupied by reprehensible males. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Women Goddesses still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for these reprehensible males surrounding their Wonderful Goddesses ...
The same old song went on forever and ever. Too many batches of exactly 10x10 years some of the more wicked men believed. It's why their leader Roaldinho Dahlius invented something new: witches. Women so powerful and scary, horrifying measures were justified. Of course Dahlius knew witches were in reality just strong, dominant women. Who cares? He came up with a brilliant plan - code name Atlantis Is Calling - to get rid of them by telling his followers that witches couldn't drown, they just kept floating. If you did drown, bad for you but you clearly weren't a witch, but hey at least we could feel safe at nig. Also good for you, cause if you didn't float, and yes hindsight is 20/20, you're a which and would be burned at the stake. Not very pleasant. Roaldinho Dahlius didn't care about justice, all he wanted, is to rid the world of strong women. It is estimated some 40.000 to 60.000 women were killed during these misogynist trials. Peter Tupper, a leading femdom historian, says that their deaths are probably the reason why today there are 20 slaves for each dominant women. And not because of men suddenly doing pennance for what happened during those early modern times. Who doesn't hate history? Yet across the gulf of space and time - on the Martian moon Phobos to be exact - Wonderful Goddesses regarded this earth with tears in their eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
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| A modern-day reprint with updated language of Roaldinho Dahlius' book on witches. |
Don't believe the hype, men are not from Mars, nor are women Venusians. Also never trust an author who's last name is Graey. Just think of the worst thing that happened to femdom in the last 50 years. Those were dark days.
Phobos is a tiny moon, just 11 km in diameter. Yes really. That also means there are not that many leather goddesses over there. It happened over 300 years ago. Counting on a handful of faithful men here on earth, the Magical Creatures first contacted a French nobleman, a marquis with interesting ideas. Sadly Mr. de Sade was bonkers, a man who loved sadism but ignored the whole consensual thing. The dude ended up in a strait jacket, which incidentally is how bondage was born and not that whole consensual non-consensual thing as some believe.
The leather goddess in charge was a woman by the name of H.G. Wells. After failing her mission HGW was sent off in the opposite direction where she was to make first contact with the Empire of 1.000 Suns and their Yapoo toy boys. For some reason a lot of wonderful goddesses have names that begin with 'w', like Wanda. Wanda Goddess, who was one of the more creative Wonderful Goddesses, lead the second mission (hence 11 is also 1+1 / 2) to earth where they contacted a more suitable candidate, an Austrian this time. Like marquis de Sadé, Leopold Sacher Masoch was a nobleman. So noble and pure in fact, he was looking for ways to express his devotion to women. Then he met one. Of course he did. This is still Cunk on Femdom. Her name was Fanny Pistor. She became the inspiration for his masochistic novel Venus in Furs. In the book she is called Wanda. My guess, probably due to some divine intervention. Let's leave it at that, the result was beautiful. At the same time the end to the early modern age was fast approaching, meaning witch hunting was getting out of fashion. Soon everybody forgot about it, except journalists and politicians. We all need a hobby. The future was once again wide open. Or so it seemed.
Next time on Cunk on Femdom, the many grave dangers that threaten a harmonious future for dominant women and the men who worship them.
- Part One - Of Bambams and Beginnings
- Part Two - Cleopatra's Pyramid Scheme
- Part Three - The Dark Ages of Femdom
- Part Four - Scientific Foundations of Femdom
- Part Five - The Internet and Femdom
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Face the music
by Philomena Cunk
Not every song is as awesome as the national anthem of Canada. Who can resist Pump up the Jam? Still not sure why Belgium had to produce the national anthem for the Canadians. Also why did it take so long? 1989 come on. Even the national anthem of the OWK was written years in advance. And in 1986 the Berlin Wall stood as tall as ever. Just like those erect nukes. But as soon as the Wall fell, the OWK popped up. That's odd, almost as weird as choosing a cheesy German disco song from the mid-1980s as your 'national' anthem. Feel free to listen to Modern Talking's - Atlantis is calling. Or not. Fast forward it, I [PC and no I'm not ChatGPT, I'm a woman] don't care. The aqua theme is a deft choice for the OWK, just think of the snow melting in the spring, liberating it's dilapidated castle. K3 with 'Blub I'm a fish' would be equally apropriate.
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| Official OWK anthem: Modern Talking - Atlantis is Calling [click to listen] |
What matters is tomorrow and the final episode of Cunk on Femdom where I present you the most important national anthem of our time. Ciao bella. It's an exclusive, a track that won't be featured on my upcoming landmark documentary series Cunk on Techno.
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Leopold von Sacher Masoch's mother was born in what is now the Ukranian city of Lviv. Even if you don't care about Ukraine for Ukraine's sake, support them for your own sake. Because everything is connected to everything. Think about it.
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| Real war, real women, real bullets. Real misery. True sadness. |
Today, in 2023, Ukraine is one of the countries with the highest concentration of women to look up to. Just think of some of the past images I posted. More on that later.
Notes
[1] What that dumbo Dutch wrote about the witches of Konotop [Ukraine] a while back is true.
"A woman yelling at a heavily armed Russian soldier atop his tank in Konotop, “Don’t you know where you are? You’re in Konotop. Every other woman here is a witch. You’ll never get an erection, starting tomorrow.”
No the part about how they're not witches, these are wonderful women.
[2] For sale: future collectors edition of Roald' Dahl's 'The Witches'. With all the bad words still intact. Unpleasant folks are no longer described as nasty. In the new, improved and updated version - with better banned words, those nasties are rebranded as average nice. With a tendency to unpleasantness. Eat that Disney. Was signed, Roald Dahl's heirs.
As for witches, the book still calls them witches. In fact, it's the first thing you read when you hold a copy in your hand. How 'bout that. But for the rest, a better world tomorrow awaits us all as long as we ban each and every sensitive word. Tomorrow we throw [the] Alphabet into the bonfire. We start with the letter e, followed by G, repeat that, then L and finally the O. Twice. And the world will be a better place.
[3] Salvador Dali La Venus aux Fourrures – 1968
Venus in Furs was a novel written by Austrian author Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, whose word and name are the inspiration and origin of the word “masochism.” It is a novel about a man whose chief pleasure was to be thrashed by a beautiful woman wearing nothing more than a fur coat.
Needless to say, this was an intriguing subject matter for Dalí. Joining in the sadomasochistic game suggested by the text from Sacher-Masoch, Salvador Dalí found liberation and often portrayed himself as a man, a woman, or a hermaphrodite, either in pain or inflicting pain in a setting where Eros and Thanatos are laughing at each other.
Salvador Dali La Venus aux Fourrures is an illustrated book. The text is by Leopold von Sacher-Masich. Text is in French. It was published by Editions Argillet, Paris. Braillard, Geneva did the engravings. The book consists of 20 original engravings, with 16 hors text and 4 vignettes. The size of the image is 12 1/2″ x 9 1/4. The size of the sheet is 15 x 11.”
Dalí was known for his role in Surrealism. He was also a seminal example of celebrity showmanship. Subsequently the cult of personality is a phenomenon that dominates popular culture today. Dali was always a colorful and flamboyant presence. This is reflected by his signature cape, wide-eyed expression and trademark upturned waxed mustache. Dalí was a master of self-promotion and spectacle.
[Mash-up of several notes from various galleries selling Dali's artwork, Ed.]
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