No Fap Fool Believes Femdommes Are After Men's Private Parts

Welcome to the Hotel California

Relax Mr. Fapstronaut, it's just a pretty girl with a cane.

Let's say I believe that femdom is dangerous, what's next. Certainly not getting a new grip on life by studying the No Fap website. Don't worry, today's not the day for jokes about chastity devices, even though they may be the answer for some.

In 'the origin of female domination​' Zenaf, a fapstronaut, whatever that is, shares some devious thoughts with his audience ' as it may help you to break the delusion.'

It's opening salvo is nothing short of impressive: 'There are many reasons why men can be drawn to dominant women, but the underlying force is the same: It's a drive to return to mother nature, to the Uroboros, back to the womb, back when the burden of responsibility didn't exist yet and we were in tune with nature.'

If you're serious about responsibility, the first rule of fight club is that you don't write garbage like that. Alas, the written diarhea continues. 'To understand Femdom you need to understand the archetype of the Devouring Mother.'

Sadly, according to the author, 'archetypes are a bit too complex to explain in full detail' so basically you have to trust him when he says: 'ou can see it as a pattern of behavior that is constantly being embodied by people cross-culturally since the beginning of time.' Whatever. The writer continues by explaining how both sexes having two archetypes, one positive and one negative. Yin and Yang I say. The opposite of the benevolent Mum is the devouring mother and they are to blame for all things femdommy.

It's tough to condens all that nonsense into it's bare essence but it goes something like this: in Biblical times men were lazy. That was long ago. They were forced to act that way because it made them dependent on the women in the centuries before what we now call the Common Era. All of that was dreamt up by Gaia. Yes, Mother Earth is both a conscious living being and a woman. 'The role of the masculine at this stage was merely the role of fruit.' Not in real life of course, but according to some lunatic who escaped from the asylum in order to teach psychology for idiots at OWK university. Our rollercoaster ride continues:

'They were the seed that grow and live to serve the great mother only to be sacrificed to her as soon as they're ripe. Hence the name the devouring mother.' Another pressure point reveals itself later in the same paragraph. 'In many cultures they worshiped female deities first.' Excellent choice, but who am I. Even though mistress says I'm never wrong. Remember: she's always right.

I cannot quote everything but the remainder goes something like this: the sun and the moon seperate. Musculine males wrestles themselves from the influence of Mother Nature and everything turns to hell. Harmony is lost and with our planet in dire need of dragon slayers, masculine males respond to the call to arms. Of course in their crusader world, dragon is short for devouring mother. Next, the self-appointed hero frees the virgin (the benevolent feminine). The End.

Not quite. In 2021 devouring mothers are still among us. 'The professional representation of the devouring mother so to speak, is the modern day dominatrix.' And that's why you shouldn't take hydroxychloroquine as cure for Covid. Or any other illness for that matter. 'You can tell by the language and the intent that they use to get you to do one thing and one thing only: Give up your sense of self and return the leadership to her. In other words, become a fruit again.'

Hmm, becoming her slave and accepting everything that flows from it, doesn't mean I erase myself. Surrendering to who I am feels more like lifting me higher. It brings me joy, fulfillment and makes me happy. Perhaps hard to understand for the outside world, but it does. Why else would I crawl, suffer and beg? And when it feels like the sun is about to set, I'm free to leave anytime. It's a little thing called 'voluntarily'. It's also the one and only thing she'll ever demand of me. To never ever give up the freedom to forsake the freedom to walk away.

Coach Crap continues his argument. 'I've watched many femdom hypnosis videos (why else would I write this thread :p)' Perhaps because you just escaped Arkham Asylum? That would be my bet. No offence, which, honestly, I think is impossible at this point.

'When you go further into the femdom "training" and you pay attention to it, you can clearly recognize their emphasis on your cock!'

Ok, don't tell this to anyone, my other dommes might get jealous but I have exactly 1111 mistresses I serve. It's a hard life, not by choice but by destiny. I send pics of my private parts out all the time and it's like honey to the femdom bees. Didn't expect that. The only reason I don't surrender to  11.11.11 mistresses at the same time is that my internet connection is a bit slow. Huge. Uploads and so on. Being the perfect slave, how can I deprive any woman of the joy of seeing my private parts in ultra-hyper mega-super full HD. Let's be honest, sending out images of my gorgeous carrot that are smaller than 11Gb is exceptionally cruel to the ladies. I live to serve. Wouldn't dream of it.

Finally the insane author gets to the hardcore part, the truth in his eyes. 'Because that's all you are to them. A cock. A fruit. Your personality is meaningless. Your will is meaningless. You're here to serve and here to die for her.'

Even I need a couple of minutes to proces. And the answer? Don't. This guy loves bondage as much as I do. The difference between us is that for me it's fun and he needs it to keep him safe from harm. Himself and others. Same thing with gags. I need them not to shoot my mouth of, he needs a silencer to make the world a better place.

It's incels all over. No man, by the time he is 18 or 21, is still involuntarily a virgin unless he's never learned how to use a toothbrush or the benefits of soap if you want to talk to an actual girl.

On a final note: whatever you do, don't read the comments. Why? Because of things like this: 'a man that completes all developmental stages from childhood to adulthood will not feel attraction towards femdom.'

OK, you got me. But only because I feel like a kid in a candy story ever since I found out there are women who love femdom just as much as I do. Even cooler, you cannot tell by looking at them. It's heaven on earth. 

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf.  

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[1] Dear Mr. Fapstronaut, I've written before about fruit and femdom, see my post on Forbidden Fruits and the one about the Food Dominatrix. In case you're afraid of triggers, don't look at this image. I also explain why men surrender. But just between you and me Mr. No Fap, you know what makes women -vanilla or Dark Side - really dangerous? Personal Gravity. Don't say I didn't warn you.