Femdom Is Dangerous

Bliss instead, anyone?

'She smiled and I knew I was in trouble'

Nothing crueler than a slave being denied her happiness.

It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hard to believe but there are women who think the average male prefers sex above talking about 'the relationship', which is true for me. Don't laugh guys, most of us believe, the only thing a woman needs in this world is a high resolution image of your private parts. Sorry, reading that insane post on No Fap (try chastity!) about evil femdommes that only care about men's penises - the more the better? - left me reeling.

It's hard to explain the attraction of boobies [2] (even more that of women [1] in general). What I usually say is this: 'there's this awesome shoe store to the left and an ugly baby to the right, where do you go? The answer of course is Mr. Six Pack. He comes out of nowhere, takes the baby into his arms, makes some soothing sounds and 'it' [f/m] stops crying.

If you really believe 'femdommes' are driven solely by the conquest of male penises, you're insane. And no, you're not making a point by pointing out that those male device are not very useful when it comes to making babies. Grow up! Not everything in life is about babies.

On the other hand, I get the attraction but like they say, if you want to walk on the wild side, try falling in love. If you've never been there, it's best described as can't live without the whole package. I'm wasting time here. Today's theme is evil femdommes hunting for your [big, big] carrot and how to cure you from happiness and who you are. I always thought an image is 1100 words, but it's not. They only substitute a measly 1.000. It makes my job of explaining why femdom is so dangerous that you best stay far away from it, even harder. How 'bout 11 images to show you the true horrors of femdom instead? Femdom is a bloodsport, it hurts like hell and next time it'll be worse. You probably know that already, so I'll let you in on a little secret. The worst part about femdom are the women. Not because they are women, never, of course not, they are what makes suffering worthwhile. It's because they're happy when you scream. Nothing is more dangerous than a dominant woman smiling,

In order to help those who are struggling with their femdom addiction, below are 11 horrible images of happy women, smiling as their canes, paddles rain down and other goodies make men miserable. Who would've thought, femdom porn to cure femdom addiction? It really is a crazy world, isn't it? Better fasten your seatbelts, here we go. Let's find a cure.

'Before we begin...'

Double trouble - and it's worth it.

Some guys have all the luck.

Lin Lee in action.

A very happy Hunteress. Why not?

Not her first rodeo.

Miss Suzanna Maxwell showing of.

Home-schooled

German sadist Sara - die Sadistin - Stahl is loving it.

A casual affair

Go girl! [His fault for wearing yellow without asking.]

And? Did it work?

Seriously, if you struggle with your feelings about femdom don't read 'the origin of femdom' on No Fap, it's baloney. Go to a local support group of seek out professional help. Whatever you do, don't self-medicate by reading silly stuf. 

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[1] On the other hand, what's there to explain about heaven?

 [2] Best excuse for looking at her breasts? "I worship women and boobies are part of my worship ritual. Don't blame me, I [insert your male name her] feel humbled and blessed in accepting this gift, she, Gaia, the Wise Goddess, has bestowed upon all men. [3] [5]

[3] If you really gonna try this at home, don't.[4]

[4] Ouch, you say? You should've run for cover sooner. Next time, try honesty, for instance that you like it a little wilder. 

[5] Men, mankind, English is such a difficult language. And because all slaves are stupid, especially Dutch who doesn't speak English, you cannot blame us for whatever Neil Armstrong, commander of Apollo 11 [11] haha, did or did not say.

[11] [5] has nothing to do with my love of Doctor Who.