Miss Jackson's "Discipline Selection"

You won't find this on Tik Tok kids. Feel free to try it at home.

Ms. Janet Jackson in the “ Building “

What's more fun than playing cat and mouse games? Perhaps that's why I didn't name Monday's post "Janet Jackson Ties Up Man Live on Stage" You don't have to read what I write. I do, you don't.

Apart from being tied up in Miss Jackson's bondage chair, the only other way to be doomed for life is for her to say "That's the one. That's going to be our bed." I'm living proof [in a bed that's way too big just for me.] [1]

The look on Miss Jackson's face is what makes this part of the show so fascinating, not what's happening on stage. And yes, star quality, strength of character and being in control also matter, but the key is hidden in her expression.

It's one of those rare moments in life when it no longer matters what comes after foreplay. The images are from her concert in Hawaii. On Youtube it is dated 2008, but I cannot find other references to that performance. Anyway it's awesome. Follow my lead and see why.

1. We all know it's that time

2.Radiating strength.

3. In full control

4. "Baby would you mind" (Yeah, right)

5. "It's kinda lonely up here"

6. "I luv you guys."

7. Dear protégée, please pay attention and sing after me: "Who runs the  world?" [07]

8. Waiting

9. My mind's already made up.

10.Too late now to try and catch my attention. It's cute though

11. Still waiting.

12. "Why am I all of a sudden thinking "Bad Wolf?"" [12]

13. If I'm looking at you, it means you're out.

14. "See those poor little boys, screaming from the top of their lungs."

15. Random non-concert goer [F] "OMG, hashtag Girls Night Out Goals. Exclamation mark!"

16. Gladiator Goddess

17. Carefully ignoring you.

18. Ignoring you can be such fun. Still smiling.

19. "Hmm, what's for dinner tonight?"

20. Fish in a barrel I guess.

21. Absolute ruler of their world. Fair enough.

22.Irresistible.

23.His long wait is almost over.

24. Triumphant.

25. Hmm.

26.He never notices the guy on the right is wearing glasses. Why would he?

27. Trust me, it's not what you think it is.

28. Signed, sealed, delivered...

29. ... you're mine. Ha ha.

30. "Ain't we having a great time, dear audience? I am."

31. Going in for the kill.

32. Once again kids, this how I not met your Mother. (I wish.)

33. Straps secure? Testing, one, two.

34. Did I mention Miss Jackson is a terrific singer?

35. I do now.

36. A great voice and such beautiful eyes, what more can a man wish for?

37. Her smile of course, you silly boy.

38. So look up dude and rejoice.

39. In your dreams.

40. Don't have a stroke now please.

41. Lowering his blood pressure.

42. Good old 42, what was it about that number? Answer to everything, I think. [42]

43. Almost everything. Wy didn't the BBC invite Miss Jackson to star as the first female Timelord? She'd have "the Master" for breakfast and Missy for desert. Do they really wanna kill the franchise that bad?

44. Best. Kiss of the Spiderwoman. Ever. [44]

45. On top of being a Gladiator Goddess and singer, Miss Jackson is also a highly accomplished heart surgeon. And always there where she's most needed. Can't be a coincidence now can it? Perhaps she's a Timegoddess after all.

46.All you need is a lousy t-shirt to get selected. Plus concert tickets of course.

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Notes:

[1] These comments keep on sneaking up. So much so, that they've become some kind of running gag. Cool, not everything I write is for the audience at large. Sometimes 1 + 1 = 11. It's in the past, but it makes me smile and I know it makes her smile too. Always remember the good times. Guaranteed to be continued.

[3] This post contains 47 (4+7) images, just couldn't resist. (The rest is clips d'oh!)

[07] Anyone can edit Wikipedia, meaning someone is conspicuously absent from the list. Out for lemonade perhaps?

[12] Bad Wolf as in an ontological [bootstrap] paradox. A leads to B, which in turn leads to A. Not only why the symbol of Yin and Yang is the closest thing to perfection it also explains that if you're awesome, you're awesome and nothing can change that. Simple folks like me explain it as "the one you love, is the one you're meant to love." Still doesn't explain why Janet Jackson isn't the Thirteenth Doctor. Who made such a nasty mistake at the BBC, I wonder.

[42] No, wait, 42 is about a space ship, heading straight for the center of the sun. Of course it is [heading there].

[44] Why was Janet Jackson never invited onto The Simpsons?

[111] Below a random selection of Youtube clips, with Janet Jackson singing "Would You Mind" live on stage. It's not just the men who love Miss Jackson. Read the comments.

Hot in Hawaii (link)

Things can only get better. (link)

In deep. (link)

You say freaky, I say power of a woman. (link)

Don't cry baby, this is fun. (link)

Ehm, something. (link)

How 'bout a little more gratitude. (link)

Complicated fun. (link)

Oh boy. (link)

Indeed. (link)

Hmm. (link)

Those eyes! (link)

Don't understand why he thinks being happy is optional. (link)

Only guy in the world trying to keep his distance. (link)

Good question. (link)

"Thank you" (link)

Too much to handle? (link)

"Am I dreaming?" (link)

He is why bondage was invented. (link)

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So what happened after the concert? Ciara gave a fan a lap dance and Nicki Minaj takes fans onstage during "Whip It ". Crude and commercial, both clips lack the sensual and artistic qualities of Miss Jackson. Just look at the artists' faces.