Harry Is A Hero

Never mistake the slave for the man.

"Tossed aside because it would distract the press from writing about the bond prince Andrew and registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein share?" See how easy it is?

Blogging about some guy that should have listened to his wife was only partly in jest. All women want their husbands to be tall, successful and wealthy, so both spouses share the blame for their fiasco. When it matters, try harder and never quit.

Forever out of luck can mean many things. What if you are born in a golden cage yet nobody cares? All eyes on big bro, dude will one day ascend to grannie's throne. If dad were a commoner, he'd be retired long ago. Not if daddy is named Prince Charles and first in line. After which comes his first-born, whose single purpose in life is to entertain the masses that look up to twue royalty. Said person’s uncle excluded obviously.

Latex - the Finest in Femine Fashion

No you pervert, this tree is not being milked, it's a rubber tree being tapped for latex. Vegan, yes. Environmental friendly latex wardrobe? That's not today's topic.

As the world's 11th most rebellious slave it's my solemn duty to show the world the benefits of latex. Why? Because it makes you feel like a superwoman. It's also the kind of behavior mistress expects of me. To make the Dark Side a happier, brighter and more consensual evil place.

Rule number one - don't worry it's also the only rule - latex looks good on everyone. No need to go on a diet before you slip into something more breathtaking.

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Piece of Cake

Sometimes, the true measure of a man's love is in how much he fears to fail the woman curled up in his arms.

About that bed again. (Your fault Miss Jackson. would you mind giving us some space please?)

We tried. So did Morticia Addams. Turns out, she's the very opposite of evil. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you don't get what you want. [2] [3].

AKA a beginner's guide on how to melt a man's mind. Nothing to with sex, not even that femdom sexy stuff. [not that the latter exists.]

Dutch moved some years ago and wanted a new bed. Texted her some photos. Immediate reply, after which I had an instant stroke. No, not, nay and not this one, swiftly followed by "Our bed" Unless you want to fry a man's brains, never ever refer to "our" [whatever]. No whips, chains, pain or leather pajamas [that last one still cool though] and especially not our [sleeping] bed. Raw honesty, straight from the heart. For the rest of our lives, every single night, that comments promises she wants to fall asleep in my arms. And yes, I want it more. Never knew a one-way ticket to heaven was that affordable. And all it takes is handing over a couple of notes to make it "our bed." Too easy, AKA sold. Delivery in about three months. The devil is always in the details.

Latex Makes You Feel Like a Superwoman

Just ask the guy to the right.

Kim Kardashian in 2015, wearing a Atsuko Kudo latex dress while being pregnant. Kanye cannot keeps his eyes off of his wife. It's wry the image had to be cropped. (image: MTV)

Most of the time, the BBC is more miss than hit. They surely failed when they asked Jody Whittaker to play the first female Timelord and not Janet Jackson. It certainly would've been an upgrade for the show with the first Timegoddess ever. Luckily the editorial staff of their website does a better job scouting news.

Agreed, the title is very much a BBC bore, but "From fetish to fashion: The rise of latex" makes for an interesting read. Like my own title much better. New York-based latex designer The Baroness: “...natural rubber latex is completely vegan and sustainable”. Apart from the fact of course that you have to make trees cry in order to produce latex and that latex is a luxury item in a world where even Marie Condo cannot convince the average person that they already have enough clothes to last them a lifetime. 

Personal Gravity

There is no difference between the Vanilla and the Dark. Men fall in love only to surrender and obey. Happiness on planet Earth is easy. As long as you avoid dishonesty.

Leonard Beaumont, Sunbathers, Linocut

Incredible things happen to real people. Trust me, I'm very real. Also male, opinionated and lover of all things Dark [1]. On top of that I'm something of a rebel. Not the easiest [femdom] life choice, but a joyful and honest one. Not that I'm 24/7 happy. And no, chastity won't help.

The other day I joked: "Remember you dude, you are there husband of..." Despite the fact he's my best friend, I couldn't resist. He doesn't like it, but he understands. That's me. If I'm not poking fun at you, I don't care. Seriously.

Miss Jackson's "Discipline Selection"

You won't find this on Tik Tok kids. Feel free to try it at home.

Ms. Janet Jackson in the “ Building “

What's more fun than playing cat and mouse games? Perhaps that's why I didn't name Monday's post "Janet Jackson Ties Up Man Live on Stage" You don't have to read what I write. I do, you don't.

Apart from being tied up in Miss Jackson's bondage chair, the only other way to be doomed for life is for her to say "That's the one. That's going to be our bed." I'm living proof [in a bed that's way too big just for me.] [1]

The look on Miss Jackson's face is what makes this part of the show so fascinating, not what's happening on stage. And yes, star quality, strength of character and being in control also matter, but the key is hidden in her expression.

Women in White

Yesterday, Miss Janet reminded me of something else I love besides dimples. Women wearing white. [1] And hey OWK, today no snarky comments about how well you guys manage your global business empire. Cool, right? [2] 

Mrs Kim of Rubberstel in white latex from head to toe (image: rubberstel.nl, image is cropped)

Dutch believes it's important to follow one's heart, even when you're not in love. That includes being honest about your likes and dislikes. My friends would say I'm crazy for being into femdom, but it's part of who I am, so I give into it. Without telling them of course.

A couple of years ago I wrote about the essence of femdom: Wonderful Goddess in red. Sadly, I was so spellbound by her image, I forgot to bookmark. That's why I used a stock image for the article header and an image of mistress Ava Zhang in a green dress to accompany the text. It made for a nice contrast.

"Would You Mind?"

"My first name ain't baby, it's Janet – Miss Jackson if you're nasty" [1]
"No Ma'am, it would be my pleasure" [2]

Sharp, focused and powerful. Her eyes, the expression on her face. Now that's what I call personal gravity. Janet Jackson performing live in San Francisco during her Unbreakable Tour in 2015 (image credits not available)

If Grace Jones is the original femdom icon, Janet Jackson is her favourite apprentice, the one who takes it to a whole new level. After writing about armpits yesterday and face time with mistress on Thursday, a Janet Jackson song came to mind. Remember, I don't plan what I write next. It just happens.

"Baby, would you mind kissing me
All over my body
You missed a spot - there
Baby, would you mind tasting me
It's making me all juicy
Feeling your lips on mine"

When Humiliation Fails

Sometimes it's for the best

Eyes to die for at London's Club Pedestal. (image: Club Pedestal)

I often marvel at just how happy the women at London's Club Pedestal are. And by extension, their slaves. It comes pretty close to Nirvana for a night.

The wonderful lady in the picture is clearly having fun No idea who she is and the reason I noticed her are not her armpits, but they made me think of something odd. According to the femdom police it must humiliating for a slave to clean mistress' armpits with their tongue. Not that anyone takes them serious. According to their rule book dominant women are not allowed to enjoy vanilla sex either. Silly bunch.

Never tried it - no not the vanilla sex - but I for one don't consider it humiliating, a little odd perhaps. Depending on who your mistress is, it's possible you actually enjoy it. So don't make the mistake thinking a submissive act by definition equals humiliation, you'll be disappointed.

As for the lovely lady, it's the aura of happiness that caught my eye, but what makes me weak in the knees are her eyes. Mesmerizing. All the more reason to visit Pedestal soon. Nope. Never have and never will. Can't explain, sorry. But it will always be a joy to see so many happy, dominant women gathering, spreading the beauty of femdom. Please carry on.

History of BDSM's Link Round-Up Shows It's a Big, Big World Indeed

Mistress Mir, in what I hope, is an appropriate choice, writing about the History of BDSM blog.

If you end up on this blog because you miss Tumblr, leave now. To everybody else it won't come as a surprise that I enjoy the History of BDSM's monthly link round-up. Excellent format, something old and something new and some stuff beaten black and blue. For some reason the news moves slower once it crosses over to the Dark Side, so it makes sense as well.

The reading list for March 2020 doesn't disappoint either. As usual, I don't like the selection at first glance. I'm wrong.

Discovering Your Inner Domme

[By accident]

Prank fail when the team from Salty Mermaid shot a reverse hoodie clip.

Everybody is freaking out over our prank fail on FB & IG, so we figured we’d share it here, too, in honor of April Fool’s Day 😂😂#prank #pranksgonewrong pic.twitter.com/GVQFIGguIc

— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) April 1, 2020

Calling All Goddesses

"I told you not to call Ghostbusters."

Some women believe there is not a single man on this planet who likes freckles. We're all entitled to our opinions, but prejudice doesn't equal fact, right OWK? More often than not, the two of them are at logger heads.

In a recent post, femdom blogger Paltego marvels at the technical skills filling out an on-line session form. Good idea or bad? Yes and no. Of course it's efficient, but are on-line session forms also the most effective?

Face Time With Mistress

femdom is sexy.

"Houston, we definitely don't have problem. Wait for Apollo 13, not kidding you. Camera and mic of, please. #11 out."

Sometimes silly guys have all the luck.

Last night my Love and mistress suddenly says we need more face time. Being the super-smart guy I think I know I am for sure, I was perplexed.

"But my One True Love ['n' mistress], webcams are sold out."

Snappy retort: "you're clearly not as smart as you believe you are."

"But, but, but..."
"But you are sitting on the couch next to me!"
"How, what?"

Moments later I find myself on the floor, face up, eager for what comes next. Lucky me, she never disappoints. In fact, the circumstances lead me to believe mistress is looking forward to this as much as I am, only longer.

Why do mistresses have all the [foreplay] fun? So unfair. Don't worry, no regrets, I'm in a happy place and it'll only get better, scout's honour. I'm gonna make this a shared experience [1]. Let's hope my devotion pleases mistress. Dutch signing of, eagerly because I have better things to do.

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[1] Inner voice to self: "If I play my cards right, I end up on the floor tomorrow night and the night after that. And. And. And. Yay!"

A Domme Is Not An Evil Overlord

Obviously "Overlord" is the vanilla equivalent of the Other World Kingdom (OWK). For those ladies and gentlemen that are pure of heart, please ignore.

What comes next is a long story. Did Dutch learn anything? I vaguely remember rule 33 dealing with formal occassions. And something about hot leather outfits, cool! Enter mistress Saint Lawrence [first on the left] - supreme sadist with a heart - and friends.

Clearly I was onto something when I wrote about the new 007 née James Bond. And no, Gillian Anderson doesn't get the part. Literally lost in translation is the fun of the baddie torturing Mr. License to Kill, allowing him to escape before serious harm disables him. Very soon that license will be transferred to a woman and nobody who's into femdom understands the point of making a female slave suffering for her master. There goes the franchise.

Can't remember how I stumbled upon it, but some people do have a lot of free time on their hands. Not one, but two people simultaneously started compiling a list of major pitfalls to be avoided if you want to live happy ever after as an evil overlord. And because I crave to serve, I humbly translate 11 of the best for those mistresses we all worships and obey. Nothing else we can do, once we fall under the spell of our Infallible Overlady. Or is there?

All Hail Spring

Tomorrow. Only one more night. Don't get excited yet. April 2020 starts when you wake up.

Cherry trees in full blossom, accentuating what female supremacy can be all about. Who needs hot leather outfits? Mistress Saint-Lawrence means business in a finely balanced mash-up with spring-time in Tokyo. Gaia is a woman. We men are eternally grateful for that.

Don't know about you, but to me the first day of April always feels kinda special. The Northern Hemisphere where I live, anxiously awaits the arrival of the rebirth of nature. Only a fool disagrees.

On this special day, initially I felt like celebrating the arrival of spring 2020 by writing about die-hard dommes building better-than-brilliant dungeons out of nothing more than tiny Lego blocks. Size 1:1 for good measure that is.

Even a Cane Needs Love

Dark days call for serious science.

We live in dangerous times, mostly because of the fake news that is out to get us. Drinking bleach is not a cure and it never will, it's dangerous. By comparison gargling with salt water or vinegar solution is simply a futile act.

Scientists in unrelated fields have flocked to medicine to help find a solution. Among them are leading brain from the field of femdom. One of them is Frau Doktor Von Whippingstein, a dominant researcher on canes and their effectiveness.

Now that she has joined the fight, Frau Doktor "asked" me to write a preliminary report on the findings of her latest research. Glad to be of service, not that I would dare to disobey her. Just the thought of it scares the hell out of me.

Recently Frau Doktor Von Whippingstein has been studying the life and happiness of canes. As it turns out even canes need love. Not only does a little TLC make them happy, it also makes them at least 11 percent more effective, provided they're put to good use on a regular basis. Still, most slaves would want a little more of mistress' sent their way rather than to her cane. For more than one reason obviously.

Why Men Surrender

It's all about happy femdom, smiling women, Einstein and a hot stove or something.

No man should fight gravity or destiny. Certainly not with that look on her face. Happy femdom. (Image features mistress Barbara of Latin Beauties in High Heels, source unknown)

Femdom is about fun, wrapped in a different colour gift paper than most vanilla prezzies. Despite that, having fun as a slave often feels like giving away your most-prized possession. So why do we keep on suffering?

As always the answer is gravity, female gravity to be exact. Nobody needs hot leather outfits, doesn't hurt either. Neither do looks, skin colour and age matter. Female gravity is about her wow factor. Don't worry when you meet the one, you'll understand.

Handyman

No, this time it's not about power tools. This time it's personal.

Just a friend. Lovely smile, nice hands but very cruel. (Image Serious Images)

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Not gonna bore you with the very definition of what exactly beauty is, or should be. Wise men know female seduction can takes many forms.

A fetish is something you cannot do without, not to be confused with love, roughly translated as the one you shouldn't live without. Preferences are more like saying yes, one of life's little bonuses in an ocean of bling.

For some reason the Dark Side seems unable to swallow me whole. Me stubbornly repeating their are many ways a man can fall under the spell of a woman doesn't help either. Example: being quick on your feet is absolutely gorgeous. So is combining tender care with absolute cruelty. One of the more physical aspects that make women magnificent are their bellies. Yes. Don't ask me why, it's just how it works. Sometimes the slave man just wants to rest his head in her lap after his ordeal is over. Maybe plant a sneak kiss on her belly. Still, that doesn't explain it. Some things are best left unanswered.

First Contact

Her originality makes sparks fly and him suffer

Touchdown! (Image: Lady Margolotta und das Puschel)

Creativity is one of four cornerstones of human happiness. Not that there's a equal 50/50 split when it comes to expressing creativity in kink. Not fair but for some reason, dommes have all the fun. And no, thinking [even] harder about how to worship her is not the same as a creative state of mind. Such are the [deplorable] limits of being a slave. [1]

On the other hand, the dark side is full of spoiled wannabe dommes that lack passion for the real thing. The best they can do is copy the drive and creativity of others. First decade of the millennium water-boarding was all over the news. Part of "our community", let's say irresponsible dommes, picked up on it right away. All of a sudden water-boarding your stable of slaves was hot. Certain players are best avoided.

The Dominant Doctor

"No sweetie, the first rule of being a Timelord is action, not asking what's going on for 45 minutes."

Some love the 13th Doctor, [who?], others don't. Disagree with the lovers. And not just because they're wrong. Mistress is always right and she says I'm never wrong. Let's leave it at that.

As for Marilyn Monroe, she didn't get it either. Certain gentlemen might prefer blondes, but even if, a true gentlemen never tells. Me, a hillbilly from Dutchland prefers awesomeness over the colour of a woman's hair. Please pay attention dear OWK.

Look at the image and tell me who is the dominant Timelord. Hint : it's not some invisible Blond Barbie Girl. Not just because she runs for the safety of her Tardis, so someone else can clean up her mess and save the day by blowing himself up, wiping out an entire planet in the process and perhaps some baddies. A real Timelord is never a coward.

By the way, I also retract my offer writing awesome Doctor Who scripts until showrunner Chris "let's-throw-more-dead-bodies-of-a-cliff" Chibnal resigns. Just don't count on it. Poisoned chalice or not, prestige [BBC, show runner and lead actor] clearly matters more than serving the audience. The current rule of thumb is that terror reigns for a minimum of three seasons.

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Notes:
[0] None, because there are too many. Not even going to mention how Chris Chibnal abuses race for PC-ratings or that this season's finale is actually called "The Timeless Children." None of that. Time to clean HER Tardis with a toothbrush. HER Tardis - not the one of some H2O2 girl lost in space and time.

Tortured Soul

March madness meets electro torture, the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

(don't worry, he's loving it too. Probably. Who cares?)

Looking good!

In the world of femdom blogging the unspoken rule is classy pictures only, whatever that means. Oops, today's image tells the story of a slave on his knees, fully exposed and no way out, closely observed by mistress. She's not only comfortable watching from behind, she can - and inevitably will - send him ever more excruciating messages. That's what's cranking up the fun is all about. All it takes is a single button.

Mystery Mistress

A mash-up of fact and fiction. Embrace the Enigma [when you're ready.]

A mesmerizing image of a hooded woman makes my mind wander. What if? Turns out I'm not ready yet. Probably never will. It's OK. Love is a sacrosanct privilege that turns men-slaves into spoiled subbies. And for good reason.

Dutch loves to travel. And by that I don't mean hotel-hopping for those who choose bland comfort over the experience of a lifetime. Dutch not only loves to travel, he's also privileged because he doesn't care about luxuries 'n' stuff. It's the thrill of the unknown that lures him. New people, new places and more adventures. Still, destinations where they have enough food are nice though.

Louis Theroux is a Findomme

Sex Sells is probably a better name for LT's latest documentary on "selling sex." 

Nothing learned, nothing gained. Oops, some participants loose everything. Such is the cost of doing business with Louis Theroux.

Kids these days.

In a recent post, Femdom Resource  discusses the various responses to a new Louis Theroux documentary. At first I ignored The Guardian newspaper reviewing "Selling Sex." Told myself to avoid Louis Theroux a while back, but that doesn't work, so I've decided to add a few things of my own. Different focus and so on.

Dutch is the world's crappiest slave. Luckily he also possess actual qualities in the real, AKA harsh, vanilla world. Cracking numbers in the blink of an eye is one of them. It's why I volunteer one night a week, helping people sort out their finances.

Somebody's Watching Me

But Who?

Dutch continues to bow his head to true female supremacy.

Actress Aurora Marion plays Her Royal Highness The Unbreakable Spy Princess.

Despite the fact that the Doctor was either born in 1963 ["An Unearthly Child"] or is at least 11 centuries old, I was into kink - born this way 'n' stuff - before I knew who Doctor Who was. Still, I met the Doctor long before I kneeled before mistress the very first time. Don't worry, it'll only gets more complicated from here on.

Not gonna tell you why I blog about a particular TV show, but trust me, it's for the best. I always have the best reasons. My English, on the other hand, is not the best, sorry for that. Anyway, imagine my surprise watching the Timelord stumbling through this year's Christmas episode. Technically the first half was on New Year's Day 2020, with the conclusion aired a couple of days later. The second half of Spyfall features Two Women I wrote about Last Christmas, ca. December 25th, 26th, 2018. I'm a bit slow, I know. And yes as of last Christmas the latter is also a movie, which was kind of inevitable.

Before you continue, a warning. My predictive powers are simply awesome when it comes to Doctor Who and this post includes actual spoilers for series 12 [2020] of Doctor Who. On top of that - psychokinetic stuff and so on - it alsmost certainly contains spoilers for upcoming episodes. Please tread careful from here on. Or better, stop reading altogether.

Inescapable Happiness

Please Hold Me Tighter My Love and Mistress

Wouldn't it be great to combine love, intimacy, a good night's sleep and bondage in the same bed? This image comes pretty close.

Close to perfection. But why can't they look into each other's eyes? (Image: artist unknown)

Happiness is easy, steal a kiss, wake up by her side, make her smile. You don't need props for any of those, but occasionally it helps.

In the run-up to Valentine's Day this lovely drawing caught my eye. Most of us take it for granted that we fall asleep next to the woman we love. That's how essential she is to our happiness - and hopefully we're can reciprocate that gift. Only when you wake up alone, you realize the true extent of such a privilege. Even then, blessed memories put that smile back on your face first thing in the morning.

Dutch Dominatrix Jailed for Extortion

No limits? Splendid idea.

Definitely not the money shot to extort someone. Men wanna be him, women wanna be her. At least in my dreams. (Image crazy.gimp.blogspot)

"He was such a nice guy, then we got married." Before you start laughing at what comes next, remember it can happen to anyone. You read about it in the news once or twice a year.

Last year a woman was convicted of extortion. If her slave didn't pay up she would publish his nude pictures online. Her defense? "All part of the game." One or two years before a woman and her boyfriend were arrested while driving to the home of her unwilling paypig, sledgehammer in the trunk. Her threats to expose him didn't work, so she announced her boyfriend would break his legs if he didn't pay up.

Gillian Anderson: Power of a Woman

Apologies if it feels like I'm rambling, but it's easier to write about stuff than emotions in a foreign language. Still, the image speaks for itself. 

So not acting. Orange dress with matching belt and suggestive painting in the background. Gillian Anderson in Sex Education. Teach me. (Image: Netflix)

In essence femdom is nothing more than a variation on every man's quest to experience the power of a woman. It's what we live for, the. The adventure of a lifetime, a man's holy grail. For most of us the journey ends when we're allowed to sample her powers. If you are into femdom, you crave the power of a woman a little more, so extra peppers please.

Mistress Rosanna: Trust, But Verify

Intense and beautiful (image: mistress Rosanna on Twitter.)

Ronald Reagan was an actor first and president second. A compilation of POTUS40's favourite Russian proverbs shows just how much. Actually, it's just one. President Reagan was fond of the expression "trust, but verify" while negotiating nuclear disarmament with the former Soviet Union. [And yes millennials, those were dark times too, but we - and humanity - survived.]

Carpenter Slave or Secret Santa?

For obvious reasons this post isn't called the story of the DIY slave. 

Also: free powertools porn inside!

Man on a mission, looking for a mistress with a smile. But why do I always have to swim? (Image: Michelle Lacy on Twitter)

Make no mistake dommes of the world, we slaves judge you not only by the amount of leather outfits in your wardrobe but also by your social media presence. Which is usually pretty bad. Good thing then there are exceptions like the Twitter account of mistress Michelle Lacy. It's fun to read and makes you appreciate her even more.

More Education Please

Education rules, everybody knows. It's not the cane, nor the outfit, it's the woman who nurtures the boy, that allows him to become a man.

How attractive can a woman dressed in a rubber nun's uniform get?

Two of my favourite femdom-related emotions are being overwhelmed and fearful. But too much of a good thing...

Don't know how secondary school was for you, but for me it was pretty good. It's where I met my first sadistic girlfriend. And yes, that's a true story. Ever since I've wondered, if, under the right circumstances and pending compatibility, kinksters subliminally send each other little clues.

Close Encounters of the Harshest, Happiest Kind

Ever wondered what a Disney princess looks like in an alternate femdom universe? Look no further than this image by fetish illustrator Moon Eater. 

Being forced to drool is so cool. Imagine what it would be like to sign up for Disney+ in an alternate femdom universe. And I'm stuck here. So unfair. (Image: Moon Eater on Patreon/Twitter)

What makes femdom work for me is the connection between two people, something that 99 percent of femdom images lack. Not in this one. It suggests a strong connection between mistress and slave. The physical intimacy is undeniable and beautifully captured. She is so close, he literally can feel the warmth radiating from his mistress, only inches away. At the same time she can hear even the slightest whisper toyboy makes while he's slowly crushed under pressure. Despite that he looks happy and serene, but the latter is probably an illusion.

That's Mistress Van Helsing To You

The BBC does self-flaggelation better than anyone else, but is it any good? 

"My name is Mistress Van Helsing, Count. Is that tomato ketchup or are you [secretly] happy to suffer for me?" (Image: Dracula, BBC)

Now that the holidays are over, I need a break. Christmas is not the time of year to recharge - nor is it the best way.

It's gotten so bad that I can't even come up with a single way to link the latest doctor Who episode to something femdommy. Clearly the doctor Who team isn't impressed with their work either. Why else would they skip the Christmas special two years in a row for just another New Year's episode? Kylie to the rescue. But where's Kylie when you need her?

Voyage of the Damned

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Christmas Rorschach Test

Looks innocent enough when you see it in the store.

Saw these boxers a couple of weeks ago. It made me laugh so hard that security decided to keep an eye on me. If this is your Christmas present you get from your mistress, 2020 is going to be a very long and uncomfortable year. Now that's what I call a kinky Rorschach test. Christmas sadism clearly sells. Despite that it's painful to see kids suffering on Saturday Night Live.

Will Someone Please Think About The Sisterhood. Or what happened to the OWK?

The ghost of femdom past has long abandoned the OWK. The ghost of femdom present needs to be sacked for failing their job. Let's hope the ghost of femdom future knows what's at stake. Believe it or not, despite the whole femdomania hype and pink symbols, the changes in the OWK are sadly not just skin deep.

Winter at the OWK with the flag fittingly hanging at half-mast.

It's bad for business to sell slaves the dream of truly unimaginable suffering. What slave chooses to spend the night with other hapless men, naked in a dab, dark stable, rather than [at least] under mistress' bed. The Other World Kingdom (OWK) is located in the heart of the Czech Republic where in wintertime temperatures at night drop to minus 10 degrees Celsius (-14 degrees Fahrenheit). There are some things no amount of male companionship can make up for.

Black Friday

Real [sic] men know goddesses come in all shapes, sizes and colours. Even better, there's one waiting for each and everyone of us. Kind of. We're waiting for them. Commerce understands, so why don't femdom proprietors do?

You make me smile. Friends for life? (Mistress Her & Mistress Kara. Image: Mistress Tangent)

Before we continue, this post is written by a guy. He is male, Caucasian and born around the time the first man (men?) landed on the moon. Also with several three piece suits in my wardrobe. Hello everyone, it's me, Dutch. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Black Friday is the fourth Friday of November and is regarded as the beginning of America's Christmas shopping season. Black Friday has routinely been the busiest shopping day of the year in the United States for most of the century.

Child Goddesses of Nepal

"goddesses inside the temples but mere objects outside"

Writing about child goddesses as this year's post about modern day slavery is an unusual choice, I agree. It's not exactly slavery but these very young girls aren't free either.

Caretakers, tantric priests, and other helpers cocoon the royal Kumari of Kathmandu. (Image: National Geographic)

Last year I wrote about how queen Elisabeth made a former New Zealand sex worker a dame in her birthday honours. That must have made it even harder for her majesty to deal with the fact that her second son, prince Andrew, partied with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. British tabloid the Daily Mail has published footage of the Duke of York in Epstein's Manhattan mansion in 2010. When you see how young some of these girls are, you know just how wrong it is.

The OWK Had A Good Run

That's all folks!

The tower of the OWK at Černá with a leaning cross, suggesting better days are in the past.

As a guy, born around the time the first man landed on the moon, maintaining a blog suitable for all ages is becoming more and more difficult. Good luck explaining to millennials what a rotary phone is or a compass. Don't look at your phone kids, it can't help you.

Let's hope kinky millennials know what the Other World Kingdom (OWK) is. For femdom's sake, just ignore the irony of that name. The OWK was a compound where people could live the femdom lifestyle. At a price. The femdom kingdom was founded shortly after the fall of the Berlin Wall and coincides with the rise of the internet. Lucky OWK, for it allowed the realm to make some money on the side by hawking images and video clips during those cold winter months when everyone retreated to Prague and every other fun-sun-filled places in the world.

"If Only I Had Listened To My Wife"

Well, that ain't gonna happen overnight. Being my wife, I mean. Every woman I meet these days has a full latex wardrobe, obviously. You have to bring something else to the table, something special that makes me sit up and listen. Until lightning strikes again, I read books, boring books. Books in Dutch. Stories about businesses that go bankrupt for instance.

James Bond is a Woman

Why do Bond villains care more about insanely complex torture scenes than conquering the world so they can blow it up?

Daniel Craig, Naomie Harris and Lashana Lynch (image: The Guardian)

Pardon my English, but have you ever wondered if the seventh Bond is also the realest (apologies) 007? Seems to good to be a coincidence.

Kim Philby is perhaps the most revered spy ever. That is, if you consider him a craftsman rather than a traitor. Philby was a British intelligence officer and a double agent for the Soviet Union. Recruited by the Soviets in 1940, he quickly rose through the ranks of MI6. During the Second World War, one of the young blades of British intelligence who rubbed shoulders with Philby was a junior officer in the Naval Intelligence Department, named Ian Fleming. Mr. Fleming would later become famous as the author of James Bond.