Hunteress' Trick Question

The universal language of the cane is instinctively understood

"To what number can you count in English?", the Hunteress asks.

Those eyes. That look. Run Forest, run.

Don't answer that! Whatever you do, don't. Silence is golden. Don't even say "I don't understand what you are saying mistress." Gotcha. As a German slave you should answer in German. Now you're busted. Won't surprise anyone that the clip ends in a bloody mess. Of the slave's own making. Just keep your mouth shut. Or ask for a gag. Yes, in German of course. D'oh.

But does anyone listen to Dutch? Of course not. Guess what Mr. Smart Slave Pants answers: 100. If you're that dumb, why not say a gazillion? It's a trick question and whatever you say is the right answer. Because the cards are stacked against you. Interview a random slave in street - and yes, it takes some practice to learn how to spot them - and the usual outcome when asked about the Hunteress is one of both fear and admiration. But fear inevitably comes first. Slaves are not that stupid. And once again, don't answer that.

Madness, I say.

If there's one thing the Hunteress loves, it's caning, which is where the admiration part comes from. Happens to all women who are passionate about something. That passion on the other hand, is what frightens us slaves. Over the years, the Hunteress has left a highly visible trail of male butts on fire. They are too many to count but always red-hot and way beyond the pain threshold.

Complete madness to surrender to the Hunteress.

Each and every slave knows that a cane brings out the best in the Hunteress. Still you answer  one hundred? If you can count to 100, you can count to 101. If you... Just remember he has to count them all. If the Hunteress' slave makes a mistake, the counter is reset to zero. Why not say a gazillion, it doesn't matter. Don't believe me? Any slave will crack under a punishment so severe that it breaks mistress' cane. Which does happen.

What a beautiful dream.

On the other hand, despite the severity of his ordeal, knowing  that his misery pleases the Hunteress is a reward most slaves can only dream of. And yes, a woman who is both cruel and happy, is something most slaves can only dream of. It's both joy she gets from caning slaves and the playful attitude when she does, are what make the Hunteress stand out. Lovely, just lovely.

Just not for me.

Final thought. Dutch denying he can count in English. Which I can't. Better safe than red. After which mistress conveniently assumes I can at least count to 11. That's bad. Why? Because it's such a low number. Now she only has 11 strikes to reset the clock..So glad I'm watching the Hunteress cane, rather than 'enjoy' it. I think. But what a wonderful woman. And that I know for sure. 

PS, I ran into this clip by accident. The very idea of asking a slave how far he can count, made me laugh so hard. You can find more about the Hunteress on her website. Two Canes Broken is available at Sado Ladies.

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Face the music

Am I the only one who is tired of December nostalgia on the radio? Who cares about a top-500 or 2000? Even worse the top-4000 already started and will haunt us till Christmas. So, let's do it differently. The month of December features some of my favourite singers from various talent shows around the world.

In 1985 the band Matia Bazar released their song Ti Sento, roughly translated as I Feel You. And no, not that, it's a love song. Apart from it's native Italy, the track from the album Melanchólia - that's Gaia toying with me - topped the charts in Belgium and the Netherlands, so chances are you've never heard of it.

Matia Bazar - Ti Sento with singer Antonella Ruggiero. The vocoder was introduced in the late 1980's so this is her singing! (click to listen)

In 2015 17-year old Carola Campagna performed Ti Sento on the The Voice of Italy. It's not just sensational, it's beyond perfection. Heaven.

Carola Campagna - Ti Sento (click to listen)

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Earlier this week Ukraine struck two military airfields  deep inside Russia, some 500 kilometers (300 miles) from the border using modified Soviet era drones with an extended range. These bases are home to Russia's most advanced nuclear bombers. One would expect them to be better protected.

This morning Ukrainian missiles hit barracks in Russian-occupied Melitopol. There are reports that the site was being used by the Wagner mercenary group.

"In a cemetery in Mariupol, numbers mark the graves of unidentified residents killed during fighting in the city."

Also today, a neo-Nazi paramilitary group linked to both the Kremlin and the Wagner mercenary group has asked its members to submit intelligence on border and military activity in Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia. The war is hard enough to control as it is, but this is a wild card, introducing the possibilities of formally dragging NATO into the war.

Meanwhile Russia continues to claim it's fighting the Nazi's. Former president Medvedev says Russia is ramping up production of new superweapons to fight more or less the rest of the world.

"Our enemy dug in not only in the Kyiv province of our native Malorossiya. It is in Europe, North America, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, and a whole number of other places that pledged allegiance to the Nazi.”"

No idea if the story is true or propaganda. Russian media claim [link in Dutch] that Quincy Promes has applied for a Russian passport. The Dutch footballer currently plays for Spartak Moscow. In the Netherlands he is under investigation for murder and drugs trafficking. If it's true, I'd choose life in prison over moving to Russia.