Will Die a Virgin

The latest in femdom fashion? 

Unlike simple stuff like soap voluntary involuntary just got complicated. 

Yes honey you'll still be a virgin when I'm done. But first let me take a selfie.

Remember incels? Neither do I. Used to be a buzz word a few years back for men who pretended to be involuntarily celibate. [1] How 'bout getting a job instead and using your first pay check to buy some soap? And mouth wash with lots of bleach preferably.

There's this movie called the 40-year old virgin. Never seen it, but the title kinda gives it away. Even if you're a shy introvert, there's no reason to. Just remember there are both shy women and men. The key is to communicate in whichever way works best for the two of you. Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just remember that all women prefer soap. [100]  And body spray.

Like all bloggers mistress Scarlet is looking for answers. So am I. Sadly most eternal questions - including who, why, where and what - will never arrive at a satisfying conclusion. Also, all bloggers, including Dutch, have their pet peeves, which roughly translates as we're trying to sell our version of the truth. Headline topics include sensitive issues like findommes, chastity and pro-domming. More relevant discussions like mainstream exploitation of BDSM and lack of colour in 'our community'are left out. Don't worry I'm just as guilty.

Today's topic is 'volcel' 'til I die. And nope it's not that documentary about Sunderland 'Til I Die. In case you haven't heard Sunderland FC is a football club. And you are reading my femdom blog. Guess what?

Mistress Scarlet's writing is a blogger's dream, inspiration to infinity and beyond. Like all good bloggers she has her favourite topics. One of them is her interest in men who will never have sex [again]. It's what mistress Scarlett calls her Born Again Virgin Register (BAV). Once you're in it, there seems to be no way out.

'This register is split into two sections. The first section is a register of males who are true virgins and will remain so until their deaths. The second section is a register of males who will never, ever again, for the rest of their lives, be allowed to penetrate a woman. They are Born Again Virgins, BAVs, and the register includes the date each became a BAV.'

Just remember a born again virgin is not the same as a voluntarily celibate male. Where's the femdom police when you need them most? Definitions, definitions, definitions. So many defs.

Now imagine a V-slave or even a lesser BAV one whose Love and mistress passes away. There comes a moment he falls in love again. Let's say with a vanilla woman who enjoys sex by the bucket load. What should he do? She's also hot, his mates are so jealous. His new love is a former super model who doesn't shy away from ripping off his clothes in public. Yes that wild. Should he obey her every wish or not? To serve or not to serve. And no, becoming a born again incel is not an option.

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Instead of a cheesy ballad like Born Again or 80's Madonna yelping she's Like a Virgin today's track is an early house classic: LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex. Both before and after 1991. Wasn't even my top choice. More on that tomorrow.

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[1] Incel is a fake word. Blame the click bait press. Involuntary celibacy suggests men are entitled to sex. Yes we want it - me too [666] - and we need it. It's all around us, so why can some men not have it? Blame soap. No, let me explain dear incel, it's the combination of you and not using it.

The word incel strongly suggests men are entitled to sex. How does that work, random women ringing your Mum's doorbell, asking if he in [the basement]? Come on! 

The scenario where random women offer men-boys who live in their mother's basement sex because otherwise they're gonna stay a virgin for the rest of their lives is not real. Neither is Doctor Who but the story of the basement boys is much more amusing than Doctor Who these days. 

We all know it's kinda painful to correct oneself. Luckily in your case dear incel it's not too hard. First you buy some soap. Next you get a job. Then you move out of your Mom's basement. Finally, first night at your own place and what do you do? Brush your teeth of course. Look mate I get you Women and Girls are Magical Creatures, they truly are. 

[18] By the time men turn 18, the only thing on their mind is sex. Fire trucks long ago stopped being cool. And you know what, it's everywhere. Trust me it's the land of plenty not exhaustion that's gonna wear you out. Trust me on that one. Soap and honesty go a long way in becoming a gentleman. Trust me even more on this one.

 [100] Female and male scientist agree, based on independent research - Chinese walls and so on - that 100 per cent of women prefer men who use soap over men who don't. 

[666] Me too. Dutch craves sex. I want it, I need it and I prepare for it. And not just with applying soap to myself daily. More on that later? Probably not. Taking a shower is not that complicated.

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