Femdom Key To Solving Women's Issues

Leather works too

Smug Scientists Collective says Fifty Shades equals horror show. Femdom best way to keep women warm.

Naked men, women dressed (leather optional): everybody's comfy. You see my point? (Image: miss Red Stripe and lady Dalia of Cape Town's Surrender Studio)

Yesterday was International Women's Day. Most serious male femdom bloggers have done a curtsy followed by the proper sucking up. Not Dutch, I was busy doing international stuff. Regret is best viewed through the rear view mirror, so here we go.

First of all thanks to those who spent their valuable time yesterday enlightening me about the cruel, male-dominated world we live in. Which we do. Crash test dummies are inevitably male and born at least 20 years before the 1970s. If you're a female driver involved in an accident, you're definitely out of luck. Somehow that feels odd.

Apart from crash test dummies based on male 'role' models from the 1970s what else screams this is a man's world? How to recognize a heart attack in women for instance. Equally devastating in the end but the initial signs are different for women. The list of why this is a men's world is almost endless, but there's one that struck me in particular: the fight over the room temperature.

Whenever men think it's comfortable inside, women tend to shiver. Luckily there's a a solution, even for that. Even better, Gaia has provided us with not one but two answers under a single umbrella. Femdom has more answers to the problems of the world than people realize. Anyway, if he's comfortable and she's cold, why not order men to strip naked, while the girls remain fully clothed. That's how you re-balance the world the honest way. Ideology has nothing to do with it.

If, after step one, the ladies still feel a little chilly - which it might be because oil prices have sky-rocketed towards infinity because of the Russian war against Ukraine - I suggest they put on their hot leather outfits. Yesterday women even dressed up statues of women, so why not? Not? Why? Disrespectful? Oh come on.

What's wrong with my suggestion? Leather outfits are hot, trust me. Huh, there's hot and hot, same word two different meanings? Leather outfits are hot, but don't necessarily keep you warm? I'm lost. Look, mistress takes her kink seriously, even on the first day of the annual fourth month when she explains the English language is more complicated than it seems. But what was she wearing? Must have been something really hot, otherwise I wouldn't remember A smile? No, she does that all the time. Stop fantasizing Dutch and think, think! Opening a window would help.

Usually the track of the day relates to my writing or to [why it's important to] enjoying life. I dare you, two weeks into Russia's brutal invasion of Ukraine. Today is March 09 and spring is in the air. Thinking back to 1987, a different kind of spring was in the air. One could almost smell it- even post-Chernobyl. [2] The Berlin Wall still looked like the insurmountable obstacle it was designed to be. Only two more years. On May 28 of 1987 Mathias Rust landed his basic, two engine plane right in the middle of Moscow's Red Square. Hoping to spread the message of peace, Mr. Rust wanted to build a bridge between East and West. It's not how embarrassed Soviet air force generals perceived it. In the end it turned out to be one more nail in the Berlin Wall's coffin. If only there was a way to move the future towards the light forever. The band is CCCP and the track is called Made in Russia. Click to listen.

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[1] Take a moment and think of all those poor female slaves and their male masters. Or do they care so much about their precious property, they raise the temperature in the dungeon? Even when it comes to BDSM, there's no end to the battle of the kinky sexes. 

[2] Chernobyl is neither a premium television show nor a safe nuclear power plant that did not explode in 1986 [which it did despite direct orders from the Kremlin not to do so.] Imagine my surprise when I heard on the news Russian forces attacking another nuclear power plant in Ukraine. Somehow Putin's planning of the war against Ukraine feels a little sloppy. Not that it matters.

[3] In other news today: 'Anti-feminist declares victory'. Presidential elections were held in South Korea on 9 March 2022. Yoon Suk-yeol, a conservative former prosecutor, declared victory on Thursday after his liberal rival conceded defeat following a bitter battle in the politically divided nation. Read the article in the Guardian.