Aliens in Chastity

"Showing results for carrots."
"Search instead for  Daleks?"

After meeting Douchebag Dave earlier this week I'm in search of an antidote. You need it too. Let's have some fun.

'Is that a Tardis in your drink or are you just happy to see me mistress?'

Fun? BDSM is. Not because it hurts, which it does and is no fun at all, it's just that it is. The essence of good kink is to take your pleasure seriously, yourself not so much. Not everybody gets that, especially not those who have a hard time living up to the dream. For some reason they take it so seriously it backfires. Others - remember dumb dom Dave? - couldn't care less about BDSM, they're misogynists, haters hiding amongst us.

Don't worry, it's not just femdom people take too serious, it's all kinds of things. Politics anyone? And how about those getting wild about science fiction - envisioning a better future for mankind or something? Sadly for Whovians - people who [used to] love the television show Doctor Who - there is little to get excited about. Given what I just discovered that's fitting.

By necessity TV - even sci fi stuff - is black and white. Good trumps evil. OK the upcoming Amazon Prime TV prequel to Lord of the Rings might be the exception, but then again Amazon can be pretty evil as wel. In Doctor Who, an alien time traveler - is the good life form. Weird looking robots such as the Daleks are the bad guys. And like all bad guys they exist to wreak havoc. All they want for Christmas and the other 363 days is to 'exterminate'. Us humans that is. The next part may be a little complicated but indulge me. What do chastity devices do? Exactly they exterminate erections. Most victims don't find that particular hard because it keeps them aroused 24/7, which is supposed to be no fun. What most people forget is that sexual desire is the corner stone of most BDSM and femdom. Imagine mistress punishing you after an orgasm, now that would really hurt and so not be funny. [1]

So chastity devices prevent the flesh from doing what it wants. So does the armour of a Dalek robot. Inside is a human, captured and somehow altered, making them forgot who they are and believe they are on a glorious mission of extermination or something. In a sense a Dalek is nothing but a human trapped in a full body chastity device - except that it is no fun to be turned into one.

The other day Dutch was innocently shopping for groceries on Amazon - let's just hope they actually deliver to my neighborhood or I'm so busted - when I was confronted with a couple of inexcusable, dirty, filty shopping suggestions. Lucky for me, being a slave has taught me to always look for the bright side of things. [2] Suddenly it hit me. The similarities between chastity devices and Daleks are not just on the inside. As I study the image I realize the chastity device looks like a war-torn Dalek with its arms cut of in battle. All that is left are a couple of tiny hex screws but otherwise the shape of your average Dalek perfectly resembles a chastity device. Check it out yourself. Let's begin with the add Amazon serves up to an innocent customer like myself.

Now let's zoom in. Yes it's arms are missing and have been replaced by intergalactic bolts of some sort. Same for the machine gun in the front.

Let's zoom in a little closer: it's a Dalek for sure.

How many chastity device can one man handle. It's a robot? From outer space? And they say I'm crazy.

Funny? Good, that was just what I needed after Misogyny Dave from yesterday. [3] Not that it explains why Amazon owner Jeff Bezos' space craft looks like a penis. Aerodynamics, huh. My bet, he knows something we don't and he's selling us out to the Daleks. Leather Goddesses of Phobos rescue us. Please!

Blue Origin? And where does it end? All humans turned into Daleks, Jeff? Remember me never to apply for a job in one of your fulfillment centers. Sound creepy.

PS
What I wrote about Doctor Who and chastity devices being bigger on the inside is not true. I think. Sorry for the confusion. Please stay tuned for my big scoop on the true nature of the Tardis. Let's say in about three months, OK?

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[1] Don't tell anyone but chastity devices are a male invention. Now I know why.

[2] That's what happens when you love bondage, are in it and looking for a way out. You make the best of it. Or not.

[3] All of mankind enslaved in chastity by aliens a bad idea. Not if it's the Leather Goddess of Phobos. Besides Daleks aren't real.