A True Rebel Drinks Champagne

Earlier this week I wrote about a minivan cruising the streets and picking up slaves. Fact or fiction, it does not matter. It is a good illustration of just how crazy kink can be. Not that you hear me complain. In the words of Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh: “Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.

The creative act is a letting down of the net of human imagination
into the ocean of chaos on which we are suspended,
and the attempt to bring out of it ideas.
― Terence McKenna

The Yapoo movies where I got the idea from are full of stuff that is not average. When it comes to kink I am curious about a lot of things. In a world increasingly governed by corporations that tell us the one twue path to happiness is to consume more and more [usually of the same] my kink feels like a guilty pleasure. It certainly is something they disapprove of. Corporate responsibility for the world we live in and so on. Note how big business is buying up land to legally grow marijuana.

Disapprovement is a badge of honour. It gives kink a little rebellious edge. Not that I would mind living in a world where you can be open about your preference for femdom without consequences. We all have to play the hand we’re dealt with. And yes because kink is taboo, I love it just a little bit more. Note how kink is in good company. Other taboos include sugar, fat, alcohol and almost anything else that makes you happy.

So yeah, live life. Be happy and have fun. After all the yellow brick road leads to nowhere. Why should it? Maybe have a glass of champagne – I prefer Prosecco for no apparent reason – and enjoy. Which brings me back to the Yapoo movies. They are known for two things: an emphasis on scat and being extreme. I don’t care for either. Life is more than kink. It is easy for dommes to push their slaves. It is not their health they are gambling away. Scat is a no for one simple reason: huge health risks. Urine on the other hand is 99 percent water and safe most of the time. Just don’t forget to drink lots of water [1].

The image above is a scene from that Yapoo movie. Not sure how to explain the contraption you see. It looks like a bowl with several funnels attached to it. Once tied down the slave has no choice but to consume whatever comes his way. It is one more example of how crazy, perverted and creative kink can be. Think about it: someone with a devious mind took the time to design and build it. That's cool, don't you agree.

But as always its real power lies in what is hidden underneath. Drinking pee sounds yuck because it is. Invisible to the eye, it really is about humiliation – mistress’ champagne always is and being powerless. Now multiply that emotion by the number of funnels or perhaps the number of mistresses in the room. Such an experience is guaranteed to be intense, overwhelming and intimidating for any slave.

Good times ahead. I guess. (Screenshot: Yapoo market venus semi documentary YMVD 006)

(Screenshot: Yapoo market venus semi documentary YMVD 006)

People in the vanilla world will think any man who willingly surrenders himself to such a humiliating experience is crazy. Perhaps, but who cares? Crazy is not necessarily at odds with being happy. Big business official company policy no doubt is one of disaprovement of course. So what? The most beautiful flowers grow near the edge of a cliff. But not everyone sees them. Those who do, often fear to tread of the trodden path. Their loss. Here’s to happy, crazy, rebellious kink. Cheers.

Notes:
[1] Urine dehydrates the body in a similar way alcohol does. So drink lots of water.

(Screenshot: Yapoo market venus semi documentary YMVD 006)