The Bodyguard: Kinky Roleplay At Its Best

Find out if he is worthy. Make him suffer by the very hands he vows to protect. Some enjoy scenarios to spice up their play. Too bad most plots are boring. But not all. Test your new bodyguard. Make sure he is up to the job. Beat him into a pulp and make him suffer, is the most creative outline, I came across in a long time.

Not impressed. Or too much fun? Round two anyone? (Image: Demolition Dommes)

Keep it simple
Some people like scenarios they can play out. Me? I prefer to keep it simple. She is my mistress and I am her slave. The natural order of things. By choice and by nature. Does it really matter? Mistress can punish you, or make you suffer any way she likes, just because she feels like it.

Some consider that a scenario too. If so, it is my favourite one. Still, it does not make for much of a storyline. I enjoy it because it highlights the element of power exchange. For me this way it feels more natural, as in pure and undiluted. The right way perhaps. It emphasizes how only one party can change her mind and do whatever she wants. Mistress' prerogative.

The other half? Whatever happens, it will expand his concept of power exchange. Sometimes that means "Oops." Fickle, focussed or fun, whatever you want But it is never up to her slave. And yes it helps that mistress cares about you and understands what motivates you. But no matter what, it is always her decision, and hers only. What else is the point in being her slave?

Yes, I enjoy role play. Catwoman towering over Batman in disarray, wearing her catsuit needs no explanation. And what exactly drives all those caring, but strict and sadistic governesses? It must be more than their belief that pain and humiliation bring out the best in men like me. One day I will discover exactly what. Somehow, I'm sure, gaining such knowledge comes at a price...

Mistress channelling al her dominance and sadism into an evil nurse can be fun too. In all honesty, that idea is scary by its very nature. It has a unique intimidating quality to it. Unpleasant, sadistic and useless, but painful experiments, mixed together with a dash of clumsiness - by design, I like the idea. But we all know the sirens of desire that cloud one's judgement, come before the horsemen of regret.

"Excuse me Mr. Patient. I really have to remove those clamps. Left them on far too long already. Busy, you know how it is. I'm sure you understand. Hospital policy, I cannot help. If it were up to me... [ ]"

"Just to prepare you, taking them of will hurt like hell... [pause]."

"Perhaps you should consider upgrading your health insurance to something less basic."

An evil grin follows, enjoying my face in anguish, as the sadistic nurse removes the clamps.

Test dummies are more fun. Who needs a body guard anyway? (Image: Demolition Dommes)

Do it right
If you like scenarios, better make it good. Burglar getting caught and punished? Nay. A job interview only to find out some sadistic secretaries run the place. Too much real world, baby. What else is new?

The best set-up I read in a long time is how to test out a new bodyguard.

"A guy applies for an elite group of body guards who are expected to handle anything in order to keep their clients safe. Apprentices have to audition. Two beautiful Amazons walk into the room. They waste no time and immediately start giving him one brutal beatdown."

If you need a reason for voluntarily suffering, this is about as good as it gets. Yes, you are her knight in shining armour, but to prove you are worthy, you have to suffer. Makes perfect sense, don't you think?

Actually it is the plot for a clip called "Demolition Dommes - Goddess Maxx & Lexi Brown - So, You Wanna Be A Bash Brother?" I found its summary through one of the boards. When I read it, it made me laugh. It's true, creativity makes everything better.

The words "Demolition Dommes" make me wonder if these ladies really need protection. There are also better ways to describe a devoted bodyguard than "Bash Brother", but who cares? The Amazonian touch is really cool though.

If you consider yourself a "no-good, useless, whatever worm", this one is definitely not for you. On the other hand, if you are all about protecting your lady, while suffering for Milady's pleasure whenever, wherever, this is it. Just make sure you don't get over-excited and stain your armour. Milady always finds out if you let her down. No doubt she will express her displeasure in painful ways. That stain on your reputation is much worse. Don't. Ever. Life's single hard limit. She put her trust in you. Don't fail her.